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I wanna be a Canadian, idiot.
@flutterwasp.bsky.social
Writer, nerdy trans girl, kind of a slut ngl. She/her

As of November 5th, 2024, it is my sole purpose to be as loud and as visibly queer as possible.

MAGAts, TERFs, and various other -ists and -phobes can consume the ENTIRETY of my gnuts.

18+ Minors DNI
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Maybe Billie Joe was right...

Maybe *I'm* the faggot America...
Not me browsing grindr at work and seeing like 7 people within 2000ft lmao
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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breaking the law should be illegal! 💙 ❌👑

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December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Fuckin' A, man.
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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RIGHT-WING CHURCHES: we must exterminate the trannies

RIGHT-WING POLITICIANS: we must exterminate the trannies

RIGHT-WING MEDIA: we must exterminate the trannies

RIGHT-WING MOGULS: we must exterminate the trannies

THE CENTRE: to fail the essay "But Da Bible Said So" is viewpoint discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
No one:

My brain: "THIRTY YEARS EXPERIENCE OF JACKIN' OOOOOOOOOFFF!!"
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Found the photo of my first dose! March 31st, 2021.

Jfc. In 4 months I'll have been on hormones for FIVE YEARS...Holy Blahaj...
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day

in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm very happy for Elliot Page that he just looks like some guy now. His transformation from Hot, Young Hollywood Superstar to Just Some Guy is something I support 100%
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I'd forgotten the context of this, but I received this notification on my phone today lmao
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I am not Charlie Kirk, I'm one of the bitches he wanted dead.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The fact that Superman was created by a Jewish guy, and has conceptual ties to the golem of Jewish folklore, yet is wrought with Christian symbolism in the modern day is kinda upsetting to me tbh
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
'03 Teen Titans Robin was so ruthless, Jason would have pulled him aside and been like "Bro, chill."
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My new vibrator can play Battinson's theme song.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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It feels really performative at this point, but a reminder that it’s National Day of Mourning for Native folks

Relatedly, thousands of Native women are still disappearing and agencies are doing fuck all about it

Learn more here:

www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...

And here:

notournativedaughters.org
Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Relatives (MMIWR) | NIWRC
www.niwrc.org
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Talked about my work in audiobooks with a family member and just found out that he asked my sister if she knows who “Charles Tingle” is
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Partner got some Neocardina shrimp for his tank, and two of them are orange. So, in keeping with pets being named after food, I named one of them Kakarot!
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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BREAKING: new emails CONFIRM my reporting that there are TRAINING VIDEOS instructing FBI personnel on how to review the Epstein Files. Plus, a lot more…
The emails reveal the special training given to FBI personnel working on what it called the “Epstein Transparency Project.” In some instances they referred to it as the “Special Redaction Project.” The training entailed PowerPoint slide presentations and video instruction on how to review the files.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
DM: "What's your dexterity at?"

Me: "Enough for you to dex-stare-at-deez NUTS!"

DM: "You take 9999 points of damage."
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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McBride threw the trans community under the bus and even further internalised her own transphobia, for a morsel of acceptance by the WASP cishet male-dominated DC bubble.

Bad news (for her)? She'll never be treated by them as their equal.

Good news (for us all)? Her constituents are watching.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Literally crying over my big titties rn
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I bet he can't charm his way out of *this* trap!: [picture of me]
well, id like to see ol Zohlo Mamdani charm his way out of THIS trap!

*Mamdani charms his way out of the trap effortlessly*

ah. well. nevertheless,
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Charles Entertainment Kirk send skeet
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM