Splorfie
@folfofderg.bsky.social
He/him / 32 / Kiwi / Degenerate and don't you forget it / I will undoubtedly post NSFW shit here so don't follow if you're underage, ok?
For the REALLY adult content, go here: folfofdergad.bsky.social
For the REALLY adult content, go here: folfofdergad.bsky.social
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I don’t know about the context behind this movie, but this is pretty gay :)
December 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I don’t know about the context behind this movie, but this is pretty gay :)
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes doomers
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes doomers
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The battery lickers are coming for us in the replies.
Do not lick batteries.
July 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The battery lickers are coming for us in the replies.
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I have hinted that I would
December 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I have hinted that I would
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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Every time I hear about someone posting on Threads it sounds fake, like when there’s a parody social network in a GTA game.
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Every time I hear about someone posting on Threads it sounds fake, like when there’s a parody social network in a GTA game.
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Text Anxiety - Gator Days
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Text Anxiety - Gator Days
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Political cartoons remain the lowest form of art. The guys drawing deer on the cave wall at Lascaux 20,000 years ago had a better grip on nuance than them.
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Political cartoons remain the lowest form of art. The guys drawing deer on the cave wall at Lascaux 20,000 years ago had a better grip on nuance than them.
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friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
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Sorry we accidentally opened the gate.
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sorry we accidentally opened the gate.
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not a fan of engaging but every so often
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
not a fan of engaging but every so often
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The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
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lightning struck right outside my window and I realized I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want it to be loud
May 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
lightning struck right outside my window and I realized I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want it to be loud
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A headline will mention a Doctor who has done the most terrible depraved fucked up shit, and my mind will still go “teehee. It says ‘Doctor Who’.”
October 29, 2024 at 5:23 PM
A headline will mention a Doctor who has done the most terrible depraved fucked up shit, and my mind will still go “teehee. It says ‘Doctor Who’.”
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There are worse faces to wake up to.
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
There are worse faces to wake up to.
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
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I never posted silly goose on here 🪿🪿🪿
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I never posted silly goose on here 🪿🪿🪿
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"Oh! you found me!"
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"Oh! you found me!"
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I have a little obsession with Drilly from Garn47, adorable little helper
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I have a little obsession with Drilly from Garn47, adorable little helper