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He/Him | My life is a bitch so I'm getting it spayed.
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December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Why does this photo look like a still from the Genesis “Land of Confusion” video
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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That's good to know.
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Okay, this is a fascinating case of social media priming.

So, this creator, Sarah Velush, basically has a channel devoted to deadpan lifestyle humour (a la Chef Tova).

But because a progressive account takes it literally and says... this? Hundreds of comments assuming she's an evil tradwife.
I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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reject braindead Dakota Johnson capitalism. embrace cunning Kristen Stewart anti-capitalism.
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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holy infant
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I strongly encourage my palaeoart peers who work in the museum display sector to write explicit "no AI modification" clauses into their contracts.

Even if your employee contacts at a given museum are trustworthy, you can't rely on outsourced 3rd parties to not butcher your work without said clause.
December 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Two weeks ago I said that there were likely millions of uninstalled Blackwell GPUs sitting in warehouses as there is neither the data center capacity nor the power to turn them on. Michael Burry is looking into it and it looks like he’s got evidence I’m right.

www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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1-877-rabies-for-babies
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Normalize aging gracefully. Please.
President Trump with this year’s Kennedy Center honorees which include Sylvester Stallone, George Strait, Gene Simmons, and Gloria Gaynor.
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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No one:

Nobody at all:

Seriously, not a single person:

Random cis people on social media every day: Do you believe transgender people should be allowed to exist? DISCUSS 🤔
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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our bluesky safety manager replied with this to a woman venting after ICE kidnapped her husband, and then banned her.

How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?

if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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"I mean, it was a sandwich." 😆
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Nature is crazy.
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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omg wash your rice
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I do love how folks are reviving making and wearing Palestinian embroidery. It wasn’t long ago that it was vanishing. It eclipses a lot of other folkways, though, like appliqué, and beading.
I’m today’s instalment of vanishing Palestinian craft work, I bring you beading. These examples are from Margarita Skinner’s book Palestinian Embroidery Motifs 1850-1950 A Treasury of Stitches.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Centrists: you leftists idiots. you [slur]s. you don't even really care about helping people. you're basically maga

Centrists: we couldn't say genocide was bad because our friend meghan mccain might have gotten upset :(
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Grindr profiles be like
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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It's largely lost today because we've allowed constitutional law to become the exclusive preserve of lawyers, but the original idea of written constitutionalism was partly one of public education, publicity, & (proto-)democracy—people should be able to read & come to know the law which binds them
The evidence is the text. All you have to do is read the Constitution.
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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the Bluesky AI Defender playbook:
• mock you for hating AI
• try to get cute with semantics
• repeatedly get backed into illustrating your point for you
• capitulate / retreat

their entire position is "lol care much??" but anyone who actually DOES care much has them hopelessly outgunned
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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this is what happens if you feed “here’s how Bernie can still win” into Google Translate 100 times
Socialist Colonel Sanders can still happen if people want it bad enough
December 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Deciding "Thoughts and Prayers" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been punished by your evangelical boyfriends and it SHOWS.
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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“It feels a lot like a storm where people have to stay inside and not go out… But it’s heartbreaking because it’s a storm that’s only affecting a third of the population and other people may not even be aware of it.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM