@foxychickpea.bsky.social
Nerdy Enby
Caffinated Pagan
Cat parent to Boudicca
Caffinated Pagan
Cat parent to Boudicca
A Postie just delivered a parcel this morning. It felt wrong for him to be working a Sunday
January 18, 2026 at 8:28 AM
A Postie just delivered a parcel this morning. It felt wrong for him to be working a Sunday
Singing the x files theme badly to annoy my partner has been fun
January 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Singing the x files theme badly to annoy my partner has been fun
I have finally got my membership to my local queer space. I'm looking forward to some strange art music gigs
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I have finally got my membership to my local queer space. I'm looking forward to some strange art music gigs
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Consider this my legally binding last will and testament.
January 12, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Consider this my legally binding last will and testament.
None of my friends are watching the new season if fallout and I think it's rude of them not to be able to talk about it with
January 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
None of my friends are watching the new season if fallout and I think it's rude of them not to be able to talk about it with
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Carlos Ezquerra
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Carlos Ezquerra
Wishing for snow soon
January 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Wishing for snow soon
Freshly shaved legs for the first time in ages. I forgot how good the tattoos look after a shave
December 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Freshly shaved legs for the first time in ages. I forgot how good the tattoos look after a shave
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It's possible she may be guilty of this crime, but it's unreasonable for her to pay too high a price for 20 seconds of action. Think of her future! Girls will be girls.
May 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It's possible she may be guilty of this crime, but it's unreasonable for her to pay too high a price for 20 seconds of action. Think of her future! Girls will be girls.
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goals for 2026:
- become an enemy of the state
- steal more
- get more buff
- throw trash at racists
- become an enemy of the state
- steal more
- get more buff
- throw trash at racists
December 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
goals for 2026:
- become an enemy of the state
- steal more
- get more buff
- throw trash at racists
- become an enemy of the state
- steal more
- get more buff
- throw trash at racists
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solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
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Who’s got 287 thumbs and is no longer allowed in the morgue?
*points to self* This cunt!
*points to self* This cunt!
September 1, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Who’s got 287 thumbs and is no longer allowed in the morgue?
*points to self* This cunt!
*points to self* This cunt!
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karl urban karl rural
November 8, 2023 at 10:29 AM
karl urban karl rural
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"Cars should have speed limiters installed" actually they should develop a new type of bomb that only destroys cars and leaves everything else untouched and then they should drop 1000000000000000000000000 of them across the United States of America
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"Cars should have speed limiters installed" actually they should develop a new type of bomb that only destroys cars and leaves everything else untouched and then they should drop 1000000000000000000000000 of them across the United States of America
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self-care checkpoint, have you had a drink recently?
Try to relax your shoulders while you're at it
share to hydrate a bitch
love you
Try to relax your shoulders while you're at it
share to hydrate a bitch
love you
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
self-care checkpoint, have you had a drink recently?
Try to relax your shoulders while you're at it
share to hydrate a bitch
love you
Try to relax your shoulders while you're at it
share to hydrate a bitch
love you
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now shifting into Jólakötturinn (child-eating Icelandic Yule cat ) season
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
now shifting into Jólakötturinn (child-eating Icelandic Yule cat ) season
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If writing is so easy why do people argue that they can’t do it without the pablumatic verbiage extruder
And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If writing is so easy why do people argue that they can’t do it without the pablumatic verbiage extruder
And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
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possums should be cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
possums should be cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays
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my secret transgender project… @annehealthcare.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
my secret transgender project… @annehealthcare.bsky.social
Abandoned work to go stare at it lightly snowing
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Abandoned work to go stare at it lightly snowing
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If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
![[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
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[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
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MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
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NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
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KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
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[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
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[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
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Reject modernity, embrace tradition
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Reject modernity, embrace tradition