free range hen
free-range-hen.bsky.social
free range hen
@free-range-hen.bsky.social
Victorianist (derogatory)
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December 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Blowing your nose so hard that a priceless Chinese jade artifact rockets out of there and shatters on the floor
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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got a job at the zoo as the raw meat
December 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Eating all the pine needles off the floor as a child helped me develop the thick waxy coating I have today
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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jake paul getting his jaw broken in two places is a victory for civilisation
December 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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not now kitten mommy's just injected a lethal dose of combat stimulants to bring down her fated rival once and for all
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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you're in her DMs I'm wandering the streets alone and confused
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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were there any chaste milkmen or were they all sluts
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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A giant, one inch high Lichenomphalia umbellifera basidiolichen, on a stick. The green algal mat lichen thallus(body) is visible. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends #mushroom.
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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the entire debate cis people have about trans people is moronic to start but it’s also a debate most trans people don’t care about, being that if we are viewed as “real women or men” or not. no one gives a fuck. it changes nothing about the reality that transitioning rocks
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Come, why don’t some of ye burst a blood-vessel?
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Potato

United States, Civil War and Later Pension Index, 1861-1917
December 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Happy ACAB day to all who celebrate <3
December 13, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM