Nartarsha Lemon
@fuckwarlock.bsky.social
140 followers 45 following 690 posts
semper bnuuy / leo / she/they
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daveexmachina.bsky.social
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
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bedsores.rest
bringing back a classic
an adaptation of the sandy loam chart, aka, a triangle where each side is an axis from 0 100, forming triangular little pockets in the center in a pseudo-3-axis chart form. the three axes are "hoinky sploinky" "doinky woinky" and "rinky dinky," each with a "pure" form (penis music, furret walk, and ukelele covers respectively). there is a minor screed here about electroswing sucking, which it does.
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racer-z.bsky.social
the my way murders but it's over that limp bizkit song
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flglchicago.bsky.social
Here’s video of the incident
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antigoneprogone.bsky.social
If I were a rich man... body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ya... all day long I'd diva diva boots, if I were a wealthy man
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sunhatzhenya.bsky.social
going to give a movie 4.5 stars on letterboxd and seeing one of your friend gave it 2 stars
fuckwarlock.bsky.social
we’re watching poltergeist (1982). zelda rubinstein kinda got cake
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mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
“can people be normal on ao3?” no. that’s quite literally the point. that website was created specifically to give freaks who like freaky shit a place to publish their works. if freaks liking freaky shit makes you uncomfortable, you can choose a different website.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140
Tim Meadows is on Cameo
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jimpjorps.bsky.social
Jordan Peterson has somehow come down with a crippling combination of consumption, Dutch elm disease, "wandering scrotum" and zebra mussels. He is being shipped via barge to a "health palace" in Macedonia where he will be submerged in Windex
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osullyville.bsky.social
I run a YouTube account which posts a lot of videos titled like "Bill Hader Being An Absolute Unhinged Taurus for 43 Minutes." All of the ad revenue goes towards supporting the brave mujahedin of the Islamic State
fuckwarlock.bsky.social
october 5 smallround, for any interested parties
overhead view of mimi the fluffy gray and white cat being small and round on the bed, looking to her right
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lucasbrowneyes.bsky.social
Microsoft shoved their AI Copilot into everything in Windows 11. Which lead to an increase in Windows 10 use. So they announced they'd stop support for Windows 10, but its usage was still strong. So they started to put Copilot into Windows 10.

Windows 7 use is surging 5x now.

AI is product poison.
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crasspants.bsky.social
How I'm pulling up to the thin rest stop.
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maaloufmd.bsky.social
My husband was detained by ICE today

Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away

I have had zero contact or updates since

#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
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daltondeschain.com
AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis
fuckwarlock.bsky.social
if you are within driving distance of virginia beach virginia you had best come down for my BIG COOL POKEMON 30TH ANNIVERSARY PROGRAM. therell be games and crafts and badges and god knows what else. and its only for adults and older teenagers (theyd only let me do it if i let some manner of Kids in)