Funk
@funk-gay.bsky.social
Useless gay disaster posting cat pictures and reposting funny
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he sees you when you’re sleeping
he knows when you’re awake
he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat
and he wants to eat your steak
he knows when you’re awake
he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat
and he wants to eat your steak
January 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
he sees you when you’re sleeping
he knows when you’re awake
he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat
and he wants to eat your steak
he knows when you’re awake
he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat
and he wants to eat your steak
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Addendum: www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
The time has come to declare war on AI
"It's now in everything, even if you don't want it there."
www.sfgate.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Addendum: www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
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Pedro Martinez to Clayton Kershaw:
"I'll see you in Cooperstown, bro."
Cool all-star moment!
"I'll see you in Cooperstown, bro."
Cool all-star moment!
July 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Pedro Martinez to Clayton Kershaw:
"I'll see you in Cooperstown, bro."
Cool all-star moment!
"I'll see you in Cooperstown, bro."
Cool all-star moment!
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This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.
July 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.
@matsen115.bsky.social Here's my cat salem
April 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@matsen115.bsky.social Here's my cat salem
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The first thing I'm posting on this site is my cat, Mikey.
April 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The first thing I'm posting on this site is my cat, Mikey.
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Yeah I'm from the streets. What, you think taco bell would sell these street chalupas to just anyone???
April 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Yeah I'm from the streets. What, you think taco bell would sell these street chalupas to just anyone???
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when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly
February 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly
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I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.
February 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.
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keep your friends close, and your animes closer
February 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
keep your friends close, and your animes closer
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Uni, are you a really cat?
本当に猫？
本当に猫？
January 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Uni, are you a really cat?
本当に猫？
本当に猫？
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well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me
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This is, though, another opportunity not to ask "How do we help her message reach the broader public?" but to ask "Why doesn't my member of Congress talk like this?"
January 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is, though, another opportunity not to ask "How do we help her message reach the broader public?" but to ask "Why doesn't my member of Congress talk like this?"
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David Lynch, Bob Uecker and Cook E. Jar meeting in the afterlife is the greatest David Lynch movie we’re never gonna get to see.
January 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
David Lynch, Bob Uecker and Cook E. Jar meeting in the afterlife is the greatest David Lynch movie we’re never gonna get to see.
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i've got a friend who routinely swings by the store and picks us up a whole rotisserie chicken every time she comes to visit. it's become her thing. absolutely legendary friend behavior we all should aspire to
January 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i've got a friend who routinely swings by the store and picks us up a whole rotisserie chicken every time she comes to visit. it's become her thing. absolutely legendary friend behavior we all should aspire to
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bo nix is one of the most left-handed right-handed quarterbacks i've ever seen. he just has that magic
January 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
bo nix is one of the most left-handed right-handed quarterbacks i've ever seen. he just has that magic
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just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
January 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
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AJ Brown: [reading House of Leaves on the sideline, his eyes turn jet black, the sky fills with ravens]
Tom Brady: wow
Tom Brady: wow
January 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
AJ Brown: [reading House of Leaves on the sideline, his eyes turn jet black, the sky fills with ravens]
Tom Brady: wow
Tom Brady: wow
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we must remember anita bryant as she lived
January 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
we must remember anita bryant as she lived
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i operate a small business where i offer to take any one of your posts, insert it into this template i found that adds some balloons, and send it to you as a jpeg file. i charge $500 for this, and for $3500 i can remove the watermarks as well. this could be your post
January 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i operate a small business where i offer to take any one of your posts, insert it into this template i found that adds some balloons, and send it to you as a jpeg file. i charge $500 for this, and for $3500 i can remove the watermarks as well. this could be your post
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When I have treats
January 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
When I have treats
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my advice to any aspiring pro lottery player: save your first winning ticket. don't cash it in. my first win was about $125,000 and the first thing i did was cash it in, and i still regret it. the money is just money. the ticket is a reminder of what you did, you understand? what you're capable of
January 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
my advice to any aspiring pro lottery player: save your first winning ticket. don't cash it in. my first win was about $125,000 and the first thing i did was cash it in, and i still regret it. the money is just money. the ticket is a reminder of what you did, you understand? what you're capable of