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Andy McCulloch
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Owner/operator of an ass both smart and dumb

Bonafide Memorial Device Alternative National Treasure #MDANT
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Ever considered that the world would be a better place if we simply told those people who are obviously cunts to ‘fuck off’ rather than, y’know, acquiesce to their every whim?
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To all pro-Indy folk, I think this is worth reposting multiple times. It’s not disloyal to vote SNP 1 & Green 2, as the formula penalises parties who have more constituency MSPs.

Based on the table below, if Green gets those list votes, they gain 22 list MSPs!

#Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
#IndyRef2 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
#YouYesYet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
This is what would happen if SNP votes switch their second vote to the Scottish Greens:
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Just so we're clear, one incident of alleged anti-semitism by a musician = a major national scandal that should be roundly condemned.

Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Would you believe they’ve confused anti-Israeli genocide with antisemitism AGAIN?
Primal Scream reported to police over alleged antisemitic imagery
The Scottish group were reported to police after a video was screened on stage on Monday which appeared to show the Star of David entwined with a swastika.
news.stv.tv
December 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Totally unsurprising but good for it to be out in the open.
🔴 REVEALED 🔴

The Institute of Economic Affairs – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group that "incubated" Liz Truss – was bankrolled by oil giants and Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.

📝 Exclusive findings from @desmog.com 👇
The Institute of Economic Affairs Banked £640,000 from Oil Giants and Murdoch
The Institute of Economic Affairs (IEA) – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group – received more than £640,000 from fossil fuel companies and Rupert Murdoch’s media conglomerate between 1957 and ...
www.desmog.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Fallon’s still shilling for the tech bros, I see.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Tribunal: *finds that Sandie Peggie harassed Dr Beth Upton*
British Press: Hahaha no, that's not the story we already decided we like, they must have said it wrong, we'll just say the opposite thing happened ☺️
#C4News went above & beyond, reporting:

"a nurse has won a harassment claim against Dr Beth Upton."

No she didn't. NHS FIFE harassed her, not Upton.

This is almost defamatory, & they mentioned none of the dismissed parts or the implications for trans women in SS spaces. I complained to Ofcom.
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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The court ruled that:

She sent racist messages to colleagues.

She lied in her evidence.

She bullied her trans colleague.

Trans women do not present any risk to other women in changing rooms to toilets.

The headlines don't seem to mention those facts.
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Fucking hell
"After her hearing ended, three-year-old Lucy cuddled her teddy bear as she walked back from the lawyer’s table and took a seat.

Moments later, the next child was called up to face the judge..."

coppercourier.com/2025/12/05/c...
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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If only there were a cautionary tale about being too eager to accept the apparent time-saving capabilities of new technology.
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Why did Steve Witkoff kowtow to Putin so completely on Ukraine? You maybe didn't know he has received millions in investment from a former advisor to Vladimir Putin's sovereign wealth fund. Yes, I know. You can't make it up.
🔴Trump Envoy Has Financial Ties With Former Adviser to Putin’s ‘Money Man’ Now Leading Kremlin Peace Talks

Steve Witkoff’s real-estate empire is bankrolled by a former adviser to Kirill Dmitriev, head of Russia’s sovereign wealth fund and a key architect of Moscow’s Ukraine negotiations
Trump Envoy Has Financial Ties With Former Adviser to Putin’s ‘Money Man’ Now Leading Kremlin Peace Talks
Steve Witkoff’s real-estate empire is bankrolled by a former adviser to Kirill Dmitriev, head of Russia’s sovereign wealth fund and a key architect of Moscow’s Ukraine negotiations
bylinetimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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They were 8 and 11 years old
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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New: Three new ex-pupils come forward, on the record, to say Farage's racism as a teenager was targeted, persistent and nasty. Farage has denied targeting any individuals - but two of the men tell us they recall Farage abusing Peter Ettedgui.

w/ Dan Boffey, @drblacklock.bsky.social
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims
Exclusive: Dulwich college contemporaries ‘rubbish’ Reform UK leader’s suggestion alleged racist taunts not intended to hurt
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
WHAT A SACK OF SHIT!!! Further proving my long-standing point that popularity is no indicator of quality.
3,000 Empire Readers Have Spoken And The Verdict Is In - These Are the Greatest Movies Of All Time
The 100 best movies of all time voted by Empire fans; 1 Lord of The Rings · 2 Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back · 3 The Godfather · 4 The Dark Knight
www.empireonline.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I see yer da’s got a new nickname
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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facebook users get a lot of stick for being gullible, but at least they only believed putting up "I DO NOT GIVE CONSENT FOR META TO USE MY DATA" stops meta using their data; turns out people on x: the everything app were persuaded by scammers to believe in the virtues of a race war.
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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On the plus side, Nick Clegg's house in California looked terrific.
Meta was aware that millions of adult strangers were contacting minors on its sites; that its products exacerbated mental health issues in teens; and that content related to eating disorders, suicide, and child sexual abuse was frequently detected, yet rarely removed.

time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I once snogged Mani when he playfully tried to hit on my gf at Benicassim 2002. There was photographic evidence but, sadly, it hasn’t been seen in three house-moves.

The Roses were great but those Primal Scream XTRMNTR shows at the Barras are amongst the happiest nights of my life.

RIP to a legend
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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It's coming to that time of year when people post their Spotify Wrapped on Social Media. So it's time to remind everyone, that nobody on Social Media gives a shit about your Spotify Wrapped.
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
On its 40th birthday, a quick reminder that my copy of Psychocandy is (probably) better than yours.
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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No Shabana Mahmood.
It is not.
Global finance tore Britain apart in ‘08. We let them off, let austerity ravage it for years, completely f*cked it with Brexit, then Covid added a rancid cherry.
What’s tearing Britain apart is scaremongering about illegal immigration.
You should be f**king ashamed.
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.

"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Distracting attention from the Epstein files by singing a selection of the hits of Al Jolson.
July 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Appalling. AI-generated Nazi songs flood Spotify. It’s hard enough for real human Nazi song writers to make a living.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM