That Bitch, MacGyver
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That Bitch, MacGyver
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He’s got the look.
Mani forever 🤘😢🤘

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Primal Scream - Burning Wheel (Live from Later... with Jools Holland 1997)
YouTube video by PrimalScreamVEVO
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November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Glad Jeff Lynne lived to see them finally bring down some Bruces. How does it feel, motherfucker(s)?
Chauncey Billups' co-defendants include: Big Bruce, Pookie, Sugar, Albanian Bruce, Spook, The Wrestler, Flappy, and Spanish G.

I'm 100% serious
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Things are getting so out of hand that Barack Obama is going to have no choice but to put “Killing In The Name (Radio Edit)” on his summer listening list
June 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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They should make a iced cigarette
June 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Every time I say “shut the fuck up” the other 364 days of the year is practice for this calendar date. You have to get the stfu at least comfortably in progress before they hit the “f” syllable in their tiredass thing, or it feels like they won.
May 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“Mom! Mom! Mom, watch! Mommy! Mommy, watch! Watch me, Mommy!”

“That’s great, honey, but Mommy’s really busy, so maybe you can go do whatever that is in your room for a little while.”
😶
April 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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One nice thing about turning 40 is that learning about new guys becomes totally optional and increasingly difficult. Every year I age beyond 40 keeps me further from learning of new guys and their escapades
March 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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[ominously]
February 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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MTV Amp loved to show you music videos called either “Return to the Land of the Boom” by The Cheeky Nonce (Astralwerks) or “Placidity” by DJ Torus (Astralwerks)
February 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”
February 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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These fucking losers. Being bad at making music has never stopped people from making amazing music.
These people are your enemies
January 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I feel like a good Korean restaurant could serve me 8 froot loops in a tiny bowl of mayo, sprinkle sesame seeds on top and serve it as banchan, and I’d be like “Mmm, interesting flavor combination. Wow! I wonder what kind of vegetable this is?”
January 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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This is how it looks when somebody throws up at a party and tries to rally
orange dinosaur, sir goony golf, chattanooga, tennessee, 1986
December 27, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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"Check this shit out motherfucker" /locks arms with opponents and slides both feet out from under me and falls screaming onto my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do
Draymond 😭
December 26, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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this game has fully tapped into my deepest sicko glands. i am disgusted when either team scores
December 15, 2024 at 3:16 AM
The hoops can best be described as “dank.” #nbacup #dankhoops
December 15, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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I’m not impressed by Nosferatu. Oh it’s a crappy bald guy who looks weird? Try going to a noise show
December 15, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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All this AI everywhere and Spotify still can’t give me a visualizer? That’s the only good use for this shitty tech!
December 10, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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Is Dead
November 27, 2024 at 11:56 PM