dylan
@futurafunky.bsky.social
voted most likely to rock leather pants
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god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
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the skeleton key to understanding these people is that they genuinely think you are a drone who will do what you’re
told if the TV says it
told if the TV says it
Carr: We're going to back to that era where local TV stations, judging the public interest, get to decide what the American people think…
I don’t think this is the last shoe to drop… the consequences will continue to flow.
I don’t think this is the last shoe to drop… the consequences will continue to flow.
September 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the skeleton key to understanding these people is that they genuinely think you are a drone who will do what you’re
told if the TV says it
told if the TV says it
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there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
September 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
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Pretty clear that a lot of people jumped the gun on the motive behind Kirk’s assassination. The shooter:
1. Grew up in a Republican family
2. Donated to Donald Trump
3. Loved guns
4. Was steeped in Groyper culture
This isn’t a simple “raging leftist hated Kirk” scenario.
1. Grew up in a Republican family
2. Donated to Donald Trump
3. Loved guns
4. Was steeped in Groyper culture
This isn’t a simple “raging leftist hated Kirk” scenario.
September 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Pretty clear that a lot of people jumped the gun on the motive behind Kirk’s assassination. The shooter:
1. Grew up in a Republican family
2. Donated to Donald Trump
3. Loved guns
4. Was steeped in Groyper culture
This isn’t a simple “raging leftist hated Kirk” scenario.
1. Grew up in a Republican family
2. Donated to Donald Trump
3. Loved guns
4. Was steeped in Groyper culture
This isn’t a simple “raging leftist hated Kirk” scenario.
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Yesterday: Charlie Kirk will lay in state in the Rotunda. He is New Jesus.
Today: Ballroom looks great doesn't it
Today: Ballroom looks great doesn't it
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Yesterday: Charlie Kirk will lay in state in the Rotunda. He is New Jesus.
Today: Ballroom looks great doesn't it
Today: Ballroom looks great doesn't it
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NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“
June 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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again, this staggering idiot — this living monument to gross stupidity — is basically the intellectual guru of the sitting vice president
If I'm reading this correctly, then Yarvin wants the role of führer to be awarded via a Wings of Voice-style competition www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
June 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
again, this staggering idiot — this living monument to gross stupidity — is basically the intellectual guru of the sitting vice president
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I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
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covid threw into high relief how many working class people are absolutely necessary to keeping society functional, and rather than that sparking a renewed commitment to an economy that rewards such workers, we've seen an elite backlash against even modest increases in their market power
May 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
covid threw into high relief how many working class people are absolutely necessary to keeping society functional, and rather than that sparking a renewed commitment to an economy that rewards such workers, we've seen an elite backlash against even modest increases in their market power
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how do we think tom cruise eats popcorn? in my head he’s shoving it in his mouth by the handfulls and cackling like de niro in CAPE FEAR
May 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
how do we think tom cruise eats popcorn? in my head he’s shoving it in his mouth by the handfulls and cackling like de niro in CAPE FEAR
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some of you really need to take your food opinions less seriously and stop giving evil little gremlins like me the power to instantly upset you by saying i eat ketchup on my hot dogs or whatever
May 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
some of you really need to take your food opinions less seriously and stop giving evil little gremlins like me the power to instantly upset you by saying i eat ketchup on my hot dogs or whatever
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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
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They’re calling it the dumbest citizenry in human history
April 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
They’re calling it the dumbest citizenry in human history
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Pointing at the $18 drinks on the menu and asking the waiter if this is "rage bait"
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Pointing at the $18 drinks on the menu and asking the waiter if this is "rage bait"
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12 to 15 hours?!?!?
April 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
12 to 15 hours?!?!?
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we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women
April 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women
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my offer to america: we bring woke back
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my offer to america: we bring woke back
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the best part is none of Trump's base will ever ever ever doubt themselves or him. they are fundamentally ruined as people. he could execute their children in front of them and they'd still vote for him.
Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.
April 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
the best part is none of Trump's base will ever ever ever doubt themselves or him. they are fundamentally ruined as people. he could execute their children in front of them and they'd still vote for him.
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in honor of liberation day i am announcing 70% tariffs on the Pod Save guys and 114% tariffs on Vinson Massif, the tallest mountain in Antarctica
April 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
in honor of liberation day i am announcing 70% tariffs on the Pod Save guys and 114% tariffs on Vinson Massif, the tallest mountain in Antarctica
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kat has not yet confirmed her support for my $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax policy but i think you should support her anyway
March 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
kat has not yet confirmed her support for my $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax policy but i think you should support her anyway
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