sam, who death forgot
@galwaybae.bsky.social
eligible, not too stupid, intelligible, & cute as cupid. knowledgeable, but not always right. salvageable, & free for the night.
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My father's final message
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
My father's final message
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I would like any of these orgs to display an ounce of the courage that it takes any ordinary trans person to keep showing up in work and civil society every day in the midst of All This.
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I would like any of these orgs to display an ounce of the courage that it takes any ordinary trans person to keep showing up in work and civil society every day in the midst of All This.
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FINE i have UNPAYWALLED this piece, and a MERRY CHRISTMAS to all EXCEPT FOR COLLAGEN
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
FINE i have UNPAYWALLED this piece, and a MERRY CHRISTMAS to all EXCEPT FOR COLLAGEN
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If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
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What the fuck is in that HORSES game that is so mental that the stores won't carry it. Every time I open up Steam and check the new/trending tab it's ten different variations on something like Hentai Immigrant Stomper
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What the fuck is in that HORSES game that is so mental that the stores won't carry it. Every time I open up Steam and check the new/trending tab it's ten different variations on something like Hentai Immigrant Stomper
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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Portal opened up in my yard this morning. Can't tell exactly whats in there but looks like a ton of guys. I think theyre speaking enochian but not sure. Who do I call about this? Not the power company APPARENTLY. Thats 45 min on hold I'll never get back
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Portal opened up in my yard this morning. Can't tell exactly whats in there but looks like a ton of guys. I think theyre speaking enochian but not sure. Who do I call about this? Not the power company APPARENTLY. Thats 45 min on hold I'll never get back
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Clocking into the pornography factory, punching one of those nudie playing cards instead of a timesheet
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Clocking into the pornography factory, punching one of those nudie playing cards instead of a timesheet
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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the dog medicine is giving me superpowers again the dog medicine is giving me superpowers again the dog medicine is giving me superpowers again the dog medicine is givingn me super powers again the dog medicine is giving me superpowers again the dog medication is giving me superpowers again the dog
Update
The Dog Medicine guy is 759 days in has apparently built up so much static electricity in his hands due to the constant friction rubbing them together and on other surfaces that he now just has A Static Field around them some days
THIS RIDE NEVER ENDS
The Dog Medicine guy is 759 days in has apparently built up so much static electricity in his hands due to the constant friction rubbing them together and on other surfaces that he now just has A Static Field around them some days
THIS RIDE NEVER ENDS
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
the dog medicine is giving me superpowers again the dog medicine is giving me superpowers again the dog medicine is giving me superpowers again the dog medicine is givingn me super powers again the dog medicine is giving me superpowers again the dog medication is giving me superpowers again the dog
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Everytime i see new ads for the upcoming avatar movie, im thibking about this
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Everytime i see new ads for the upcoming avatar movie, im thibking about this
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ORSON WELLES: calm yourself my good man caaaalm your SELF! for am i not. a little guyyyy? just a little guy? I am nothing but a little guy AND it. is. my. birthdAAAAAYYY? im just. a. little. birthday. boy.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
ORSON WELLES: calm yourself my good man caaaalm your SELF! for am i not. a little guyyyy? just a little guy? I am nothing but a little guy AND it. is. my. birthdAAAAAYYY? im just. a. little. birthday. boy.
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ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir?
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
December 29, 2023 at 1:59 AM
ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir?
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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people romaticize mermaids but they dont even have tv and i bet they have a really weird way of dealing with piss and shit
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
people romaticize mermaids but they dont even have tv and i bet they have a really weird way of dealing with piss and shit
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🎵 Piss Christ has taken its toll on me 🎵
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
🎵 Piss Christ has taken its toll on me 🎵
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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grog, make fun to thog. more mean fun, grog. use no no words
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
grog, make fun to thog. more mean fun, grog. use no no words