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This is the Summer 2025 cocktail
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God reut.rs/4pbeags
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself.
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December 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Incredible things happening on Facebook dot com
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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oh my god
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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sure the economy is a disaster but that trans kid isnt playing jv tennis with their friends anymore so that’s something
December 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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FBI OPS DIRECTOR: Antifa - that's our primary concern right now. CONGRESS: Where is Antifa headquartered?

FBI: [Pauses]...We are building out the infrastructure right now.

CONGRESS: What does that mean?

FBI: Well, that's very fluid.
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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in the uk is it called meths
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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"Speaker Johnson, care to comment on the sun rising in the east this morning?"

"Sorry, I've been in meetings all day and don't know anything about that. I'm a busy man and can't comment on everything going on, especially things I haven't read about."
he's the Cal Ripken Jr. of never reading the news
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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I don’t want to be pollyannish about the past, but it was basically inconceivable twenty years ago that a president would say this publicly
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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it rules that every day now is just watching everything in your life get more expensive and worse and then also constantly being told that nothing is more expensive or worse
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The Ryan Lizza installments will continue until morale improves
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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SpongeBob unveils zodiac signs as SpongeBob characters:

• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM