Gene Parmesan, at your service.
@geneparmesano.bsky.social
🌲 Lorax of Lunch
🏆 2018 Snappy of the Year
🏅2019 Super Fuzz Champ
🏆2022 Super Fuzz Participant
👑 118-time Fall Guys Champ
🥸 @EatingPiie’s sis & life coach
🫨 @egglandsbestegg’s wife & mentor
🧀 Lil Parm’s mom & assistant
🏆 2018 Snappy of the Year
🏅2019 Super Fuzz Champ
🏆2022 Super Fuzz Participant
👑 118-time Fall Guys Champ
🥸 @EatingPiie’s sis & life coach
🫨 @egglandsbestegg’s wife & mentor
🧀 Lil Parm’s mom & assistant
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This is how my uncle died
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is how my uncle died
FIL: So this is kinda weird. I found this coloring book for Lil Parm!
Me (flipping through): Ok cool…he likes horses.
FIL: It blew across the cemetery so I grabbed it!
😳
Me (flipping through): Ok cool…he likes horses.
FIL: It blew across the cemetery so I grabbed it!
😳
December 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
FIL: So this is kinda weird. I found this coloring book for Lil Parm!
Me (flipping through): Ok cool…he likes horses.
FIL: It blew across the cemetery so I grabbed it!
😳
Me (flipping through): Ok cool…he likes horses.
FIL: It blew across the cemetery so I grabbed it!
😳
It was just brought to my attention that we are having FAKE POTATOES with dinner at the in-law’s house tonight KILL ME
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It was just brought to my attention that we are having FAKE POTATOES with dinner at the in-law’s house tonight KILL ME
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you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for
December 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for
Would you be upset or thrilled to receive a freshly cooked rotisserie chicken at a Yankee swap?
December 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Would you be upset or thrilled to receive a freshly cooked rotisserie chicken at a Yankee swap?
somehow I found myself standing in the freezing cold in a line outside kohls at 7:55 a.m. but the good news is I got $5 in kohls cash
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
somehow I found myself standing in the freezing cold in a line outside kohls at 7:55 a.m. but the good news is I got $5 in kohls cash
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“Rupert darling, it’s your mother. Are you decent?”
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“Rupert darling, it’s your mother. Are you decent?”
he is NOT going to like it when he realizes we are already behind on our advent calendars
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
he is NOT going to like it when he realizes we are already behind on our advent calendars
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I can’t believe I’m the same species as some of the people I interact with on FB Marketplace
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I can’t believe I’m the same species as some of the people I interact with on FB Marketplace
How mature are teachers? Well, my friend scratched her forehead with her middle finger (directed at me and I definitely saw it) in the middle of a training Zoom call this afternoon in front of about 30 people. 😆
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
How mature are teachers? Well, my friend scratched her forehead with her middle finger (directed at me and I definitely saw it) in the middle of a training Zoom call this afternoon in front of about 30 people. 😆
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Baby Egg just asked if I know what a Zamboni hug is and for a moment I thought I was going to get very hurt
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Baby Egg just asked if I know what a Zamboni hug is and for a moment I thought I was going to get very hurt
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The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you
March 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you
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hello 911 i ate too much
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
hello 911 i ate too much
Vecna is just scary Groot
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Vecna is just scary Groot
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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The best one star book review I've seen today
July 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The best one star book review I've seen today
Lil Parm is officially a sleepwalker…
@egglandsbestegg.bsky.social found him upstairs head to toe naked, trying to put on a pair of my jeans in the dark. Lil Parm said his clothes “fell off” 🤨😂
@egglandsbestegg.bsky.social found him upstairs head to toe naked, trying to put on a pair of my jeans in the dark. Lil Parm said his clothes “fell off” 🤨😂
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Lil Parm is officially a sleepwalker…
@egglandsbestegg.bsky.social found him upstairs head to toe naked, trying to put on a pair of my jeans in the dark. Lil Parm said his clothes “fell off” 🤨😂
@egglandsbestegg.bsky.social found him upstairs head to toe naked, trying to put on a pair of my jeans in the dark. Lil Parm said his clothes “fell off” 🤨😂
My husband was verbally assaulted by a radio show hussy in our own driveway today 😂
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My husband was verbally assaulted by a radio show hussy in our own driveway today 😂
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If you have two cats, then one is a philosopher and the other is a dumbass
November 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
If you have two cats, then one is a philosopher and the other is a dumbass
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“giddy up, jingle horse!! pick up your feet!!” sounds like something my homophobic gym teacher would scream at me while running laps after school.
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
“giddy up, jingle horse!! pick up your feet!!” sounds like something my homophobic gym teacher would scream at me while running laps after school.
A first grader just called Monsters Inc “an emotional roller coaster” 😆😆😆😆😆😆
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A first grader just called Monsters Inc “an emotional roller coaster” 😆😆😆😆😆😆
I want the confidence of a 4 year old entering a room and declaring “Hey, Mr. Boogers is heeeeeeere!”
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I want the confidence of a 4 year old entering a room and declaring “Hey, Mr. Boogers is heeeeeeere!”