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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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It's Samhain! The night when the veil between the spirit world and the living world is at its thinnest 🖤 Today I am lovingly haunted
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It's Samhain! The night when the veil between the spirit world and the living world is at its thinnest 🖤 Today I am lovingly haunted
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I only found out after uploading that Heilwald Loophole is 50% off on Steam right now, an absolute steal! Definitely check it out if you liked the video 💉
Thank you for watching! 💪😌
Thank you for watching! 💪😌
NEW VIDEO!
Something curious has happened at the Heilwald Clinic: a strange time loophole has been discovered, and now no one is able to die.
The Heilwald Loophole is an eccentric, offbeat and criminally underrated indie horror, and today I'd like to tell you all about it 💉
youtu.be/Q7qCLEOnHuo?...
Something curious has happened at the Heilwald Clinic: a strange time loophole has been discovered, and now no one is able to die.
The Heilwald Loophole is an eccentric, offbeat and criminally underrated indie horror, and today I'd like to tell you all about it 💉
youtu.be/Q7qCLEOnHuo?...
Hospital Horror and the Heilwald Loophole
YouTube video by tangomushi
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I only found out after uploading that Heilwald Loophole is 50% off on Steam right now, an absolute steal! Definitely check it out if you liked the video 💉
Thank you for watching! 💪😌
Thank you for watching! 💪😌
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As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture
Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme
bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme
bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture
Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme
bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme
bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
I just found the hard drive from 2010-2014 that has our terraria world and a huge backup of photos. So many memories. Will explore it tomorrow. ❤️
I'm hoping to find the last version of the Terraria world we built together, I must have it somewhere. ❤️
October 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I just found the hard drive from 2010-2014 that has our terraria world and a huge backup of photos. So many memories. Will explore it tomorrow. ❤️
I've got the week off of work for bereavement, but i don't know what i should do. I don't want to forget.
October 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I've got the week off of work for bereavement, but i don't know what i should do. I don't want to forget.
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Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?
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AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there
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i think it's good that every symbol of the old order is being drowned in tacky gold paint or torn down or taken out of the nitrogen vault and bleached with shitty LED light fixtures or simply left abandoned. Americans do not deserve to believe in any symbol of their evil country anymore.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i think it's good that every symbol of the old order is being drowned in tacky gold paint or torn down or taken out of the nitrogen vault and bleached with shitty LED light fixtures or simply left abandoned. Americans do not deserve to believe in any symbol of their evil country anymore.
It's been a week since we lost Guppy and they're still at the front and center of my mind. I think about how I'll never hear their voice again and it sets me off.
I've been going through old hard drives, collating artifacts of our time together, chat logs, photos, emails…
I've been going through old hard drives, collating artifacts of our time together, chat logs, photos, emails…
October 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's been a week since we lost Guppy and they're still at the front and center of my mind. I think about how I'll never hear their voice again and it sets me off.
I've been going through old hard drives, collating artifacts of our time together, chat logs, photos, emails…
I've been going through old hard drives, collating artifacts of our time together, chat logs, photos, emails…
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society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”
just look outside your window 😅
just look outside your window 😅
October 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
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*googles* raising a child to have empathy, how to block all podcasts at router level, Bear in the Big Blue House DVDs, how soon can children learn to skateboard, tony hawk early videos, tony hawk, tony hawk underground 2 soundtrack, child-friendly jackass pranks, tony hawk underground 2 emulator
October 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
*googles* raising a child to have empathy, how to block all podcasts at router level, Bear in the Big Blue House DVDs, how soon can children learn to skateboard, tony hawk early videos, tony hawk, tony hawk underground 2 soundtrack, child-friendly jackass pranks, tony hawk underground 2 emulator
@crimefish.bsky.social I love you <3
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
@crimefish.bsky.social I love you <3
Guppy was so beloved by everyone, it's so beautiful to see.
October 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Guppy was so beloved by everyone, it's so beautiful to see.
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As we sort things out at home I'll be checking in periodically to post some things Guppy wanted shared, and make sure a selection of their finer wares make it to good homes.
If you need/want to get in touch with me for any reason at all, you can email me at james [at] jsrn [dot] net
-J
If you need/want to get in touch with me for any reason at all, you can email me at james [at] jsrn [dot] net
-J
October 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
As we sort things out at home I'll be checking in periodically to post some things Guppy wanted shared, and make sure a selection of their finer wares make it to good homes.
If you need/want to get in touch with me for any reason at all, you can email me at james [at] jsrn [dot] net
-J
If you need/want to get in touch with me for any reason at all, you can email me at james [at] jsrn [dot] net
-J
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Newgrounds has a very helpful guide for detecting AI audio over at www.newgrounds.com/wiki/help-in... for anyone interested in catching AI-generated music. Don't rely on any service that uses AI for detection, that's just using slop to find slop and you'll get false positives/missed catches.
October 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Newgrounds has a very helpful guide for detecting AI audio over at www.newgrounds.com/wiki/help-in... for anyone interested in catching AI-generated music. Don't rely on any service that uses AI for detection, that's just using slop to find slop and you'll get false positives/missed catches.
Goodnight Guppy, I love you so much
[death] Guppy passed away last night at around 11PM. They spent the day with family at their side, and the last thing we did before they drifted off to sleep was settle in for a big group hug and tell each other how much we love each other.
They were so, so loved.
-J
They were so, so loved.
-J
October 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Goodnight Guppy, I love you so much
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Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
October 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
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signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site
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Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge
September 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge
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For the next 30 days, we're running a series of free mini crosswords created by our puzzle editor @xws.bsky.social to help you become a better crossword solver. Solve the first puzzle here, and check the replies every day for the next one!
👯 Puzzmo Mini Crossword #1: www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2025-...
👯 Puzzmo Mini Crossword #1: www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2025-...
October 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
For the next 30 days, we're running a series of free mini crosswords created by our puzzle editor @xws.bsky.social to help you become a better crossword solver. Solve the first puzzle here, and check the replies every day for the next one!
👯 Puzzmo Mini Crossword #1: www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2025-...
👯 Puzzmo Mini Crossword #1: www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2025-...
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop