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· Oct 4
I prefer the formal hawk vous-as
“Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided, not to endorse your park.”
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided, not to endorse your park.”
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bee guys are like that. when the diamondbacks noticed a bee swarm forming on the home plate netting before a game, their bee guy left his own kid's baseball game to drive 2 hours into the city so he could calm, vacuum, and remove the bees safely. they made a baseball card of him after the fact
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
bee guys are like that. when the diamondbacks noticed a bee swarm forming on the home plate netting before a game, their bee guy left his own kid's baseball game to drive 2 hours into the city so he could calm, vacuum, and remove the bees safely. they made a baseball card of him after the fact
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YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
My seven year old has been observing me I think I he nailed it
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My seven year old has been observing me I think I he nailed it
Harry Potter and the Jeremiah Trotter
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Harry Potter and the Jeremiah Trotter
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The loneliest fan in NYC
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The loneliest fan in NYC
Flinging the book across the room as I realize Frankensteins monster is Swiss
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Flinging the book across the room as I realize Frankensteins monster is Swiss
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I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.
Have had to send this out a few times tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Have had to send this out a few times tonight
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Unfortunately, I have recently died from biting a Triscuit the tall way
July 16, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Unfortunately, I have recently died from biting a Triscuit the tall way
I got to see @theonion.com’s Jeffrey Epstein documentary, it was an honor to contribute to Democracy by looking at corkscrew penises on the Big Screen… where they belong
Rest in piss to a basketball legend
Rest in piss to a basketball legend
October 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I got to see @theonion.com’s Jeffrey Epstein documentary, it was an honor to contribute to Democracy by looking at corkscrew penises on the Big Screen… where they belong
Rest in piss to a basketball legend
Rest in piss to a basketball legend
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October 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
VERY excited to see “Bad Pedophile”, the new important documentary from @theonion about Geoffrey (sp?) Epstein IN THEATERS TONIGHT! Also very honored that they are showing Sex House after it, a thing I directed in 1990 I think. Remember, cloudy drink kills frog!
October 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
VERY excited to see “Bad Pedophile”, the new important documentary from @theonion about Geoffrey (sp?) Epstein IN THEATERS TONIGHT! Also very honored that they are showing Sex House after it, a thing I directed in 1990 I think. Remember, cloudy drink kills frog!
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@jay.bsky.team hope you enjoyed your weekend away from moderation apologia. when do you think you might be back in the office so we can talk about why this post is still up bsky.app/profile/nypo...
Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates
Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates
The assassination of conservative pundit Charlie Kirk marks the latest example of a growing wave of murders and other shootings committed by transgender people and others advocating for their rights.
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September 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@jay.bsky.team hope you enjoyed your weekend away from moderation apologia. when do you think you might be back in the office so we can talk about why this post is still up bsky.app/profile/nypo...
I’m Italian so we don’t say awesomesauce we say awesome gravy
August 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I’m Italian so we don’t say awesomesauce we say awesome gravy
Vivaldi trying to do a sufjan thing
August 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Vivaldi trying to do a sufjan thing
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I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.
I reviewed the Onion's underseen masterpiece, SEX HOUSE, a pitch-black satire of sleazy reality TV and our cultural fascination with watching people degrade themselves for a shot at some insignificant sliver of fame. Magnificently funny and upsetting.
www.patreon.com/posts/136900...
www.patreon.com/posts/136900...
August 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.
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I really can’t say this enough: listen to R.E.M. more. You’ll feel better, those songs are fuckin great.
August 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I really can’t say this enough: listen to R.E.M. more. You’ll feel better, those songs are fuckin great.
Oh I get it. “Half hour to digest” actually means “give me a break from the pool, kid”
July 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oh I get it. “Half hour to digest” actually means “give me a break from the pool, kid”
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“Ciara performed on the Today Show and that will be the last time she’ll hear applause in NYC.” The GIANTS suck.
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Why Your Team Sucks 2025: New York Giants | Defector
Some people are fans of the New York Giants. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New York Giants. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews...
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July 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“Ciara performed on the Today Show and that will be the last time she’ll hear applause in NYC.” The GIANTS suck.
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defector.com/why-your-tea...
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Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.