Queen Leen
@goblinwitch.bsky.social
Possibly just several opossums in a trenchcoat masquerading as a functioning adult. Big proponent of making weird art.
lol forgot the uniquely depressing vibe that is spending Christmas alone
December 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
lol forgot the uniquely depressing vibe that is spending Christmas alone
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Hey why do the Grinch’s socks squeak and move on their own? Do all Whoville socks move on their own? Are they alive?
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Hey why do the Grinch’s socks squeak and move on their own? Do all Whoville socks move on their own? Are they alive?
Trying to convince my fiancé that our theoretical future kids should all be given elaborate who-ville-updo’s on the regular. He’s been laughing the whole movie but just very seriously looked at me and said “absolutely not.”
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Trying to convince my fiancé that our theoretical future kids should all be given elaborate who-ville-updo’s on the regular. He’s been laughing the whole movie but just very seriously looked at me and said “absolutely not.”
Jim Carrey’s Grinch is a stylistic wonder
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Jim Carrey’s Grinch is a stylistic wonder
Yesterday I learned my partner had simply assumed (for 4+ years) that I had created all the framed art I own. Love that confidence in me but LOL no I don’t keep my own art/nor do I have those levels of talent
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yesterday I learned my partner had simply assumed (for 4+ years) that I had created all the framed art I own. Love that confidence in me but LOL no I don’t keep my own art/nor do I have those levels of talent
Thought I was helping my kitten by retrieving a straw out from under the rug for him. Turns out, losing the straw under an object and having to fish it out is part of the game he’s devised. Terrible mother.
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Thought I was helping my kitten by retrieving a straw out from under the rug for him. Turns out, losing the straw under an object and having to fish it out is part of the game he’s devised. Terrible mother.
Shockingly, as someone whose father began a relationship with a high schooler while I was 8, I have a bit of a bias against big age gap relationships
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Shockingly, as someone whose father began a relationship with a high schooler while I was 8, I have a bit of a bias against big age gap relationships
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AND? I mean I appreciate this info but it’s a daily occurrence and I’m not seeing a plan from people (like you) with a lot of actual institutional power. (Unlike us.)
Missing the deadline = breaking the law.
Deputy AG Blanche just said the Trump DOJ will miss the Epstein files deadline.
He says "several hundred thousand" docs will be released today, "and then over the next couple weeks, I expect several hundred thousand more."
All files are required by law to be released today.
He says "several hundred thousand" docs will be released today, "and then over the next couple weeks, I expect several hundred thousand more."
All files are required by law to be released today.
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
AND? I mean I appreciate this info but it’s a daily occurrence and I’m not seeing a plan from people (like you) with a lot of actual institutional power. (Unlike us.)
Bought my fiancé a bigger desk, set it up. He now is off to buy a new cat bed so it can go on top of the new desk, so the cat can be next to him/be petted while he games. I respect that the cat bed in the hallway was simply not close enough for his liking.
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Bought my fiancé a bigger desk, set it up. He now is off to buy a new cat bed so it can go on top of the new desk, so the cat can be next to him/be petted while he games. I respect that the cat bed in the hallway was simply not close enough for his liking.
Years ago, an ex-coworker left a packet of m&m’s at each employee’s desk, sized according to how much they liked each of their coworkers. Fun size to Costco bag. No office gift will ever live up to that bit.
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Years ago, an ex-coworker left a packet of m&m’s at each employee’s desk, sized according to how much they liked each of their coworkers. Fun size to Costco bag. No office gift will ever live up to that bit.
Being engaged but having no money and everything being expensive means slowly buying decor for my semi theoretical wedding that may end up being a decade from now. Today I acquired 35 strands of 60’s bardcore pennants for $2.47 total
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Being engaged but having no money and everything being expensive means slowly buying decor for my semi theoretical wedding that may end up being a decade from now. Today I acquired 35 strands of 60’s bardcore pennants for $2.47 total
I bring a certain level of whimsy that a résumé can never capture. My skills include the fact that someday my possessions will make up the coolest estate sale.
December 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I bring a certain level of whimsy that a résumé can never capture. My skills include the fact that someday my possessions will make up the coolest estate sale.
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30 years ago this month, the New York Daily News ran this article bemoaning how complicated coffee had become, bemused by Dalton's introduction of pumpkin spice coffee and Starbucks' eggnog lattes, noting that specialty coffee "is a fad--like breweries. It's already peaked."
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
30 years ago this month, the New York Daily News ran this article bemoaning how complicated coffee had become, bemused by Dalton's introduction of pumpkin spice coffee and Starbucks' eggnog lattes, noting that specialty coffee "is a fad--like breweries. It's already peaked."
Sorry to break it to you, but gingerbread cookies are cursed
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Sorry to break it to you, but gingerbread cookies are cursed
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
The legally distinct vintage Avon Spice Village feels like an AI ripoff of the vintage Lennox Spice Village.
Love a knockoff
Love a knockoff
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The legally distinct vintage Avon Spice Village feels like an AI ripoff of the vintage Lennox Spice Village.
Love a knockoff
Love a knockoff
The correct time to depart a party is when your group hopping socialization streak ends. You strike out? Time to leave some cookies & go! Them’s the anxiety rules.
December 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The correct time to depart a party is when your group hopping socialization streak ends. You strike out? Time to leave some cookies & go! Them’s the anxiety rules.
Making up little ear worms about your pets & singing to them is top tier entertainment
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Making up little ear worms about your pets & singing to them is top tier entertainment
He had one goal: snuggles. He was determined & after 9 months, he has finally achieved it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
He had one goal: snuggles. He was determined & after 9 months, he has finally achieved it.
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Turns out I invited my building manager from 3 years ago to a party this weekend while thinking I was texting someone else. He left me on read
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Turns out I invited my building manager from 3 years ago to a party this weekend while thinking I was texting someone else. He left me on read