Uncle Grave Craver
@gravecraver.bsky.social
I’m having a nice time. I support the Raptors and the Vikings and people not being pieces of shit to each other (mostly)
There used to be a set of John swartzwelder novels available for purchase and I can’t find it anywhere now and I’m so pissed I didn’t buy it when I could. Huge regret.
January 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
There used to be a set of John swartzwelder novels available for purchase and I can’t find it anywhere now and I’m so pissed I didn’t buy it when I could. Huge regret.
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
I fucking loved this show when I was a kid. Truly excellent stuff
Our show Eerie, Indiana was Stranger Things 25 years early, sez here:
dangerousminds.net/pop-culture/...
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How 'Eerie, Indiana' was 'Stranger Things' 25 years early
A look at the TV show 'Eerie, Indiana', its impact, its story and its similarities to 'Stranger Things' despite airing nearly 30 years earlier.
dangerousminds.net
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I fucking loved this show when I was a kid. Truly excellent stuff
The most hospitalized man in history
BRAZIL'S IMPRISONED FORMER PRESIDENT BOLSONARO BEING TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR TESTS AFTER FALLING, HITTING HEAD, WIFE SAYS
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The most hospitalized man in history
Weird name for a cat
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Weird name for a cat
I’m well past the point where if someone says they use this I assume they’re a moron and usually tell them as much
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m well past the point where if someone says they use this I assume they’re a moron and usually tell them as much
I remember this happening and trying to get my normal friends to look at it and they absolutely would not. Their loss
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
![mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]
mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]
DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]
mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]
DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreicpeii4u2iirkgscaerpb5tltbs4ohykg2obbvchzo56pjzo4juie@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]
DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]
mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]
DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]
mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]
DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreid5fec634tvopl2nybom2l7yrys7hrqbgrpq5gneukqiwt3zm44qu@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]
DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]
mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]
DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]
mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]
DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]
mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreihgywpjsvklyn2mdkfnvn2e4rknldwwa6brmtfkfkrpimkjj76tp4@jpeg)
![DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]
mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]
DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]
mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]
DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]
mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]
DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreifw77g6afsgy7rhshwknw4kcdgujwj4al6ymbwiawohrn6wc5hpme@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I remember this happening and trying to get my normal friends to look at it and they absolutely would not. Their loss
Dang, RIP to the best of the best. That xxxtencion tweet took me out
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social shares memories of Mike F at @flaminghydra.com
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In post memoriam
It’s frigid in Massachusetts this morning. When I woke up early to assess the damage from some trees downed by the brutal winds overnight, I saw my neighbor carrying a big box out to their car. She sa...
flaminghydra.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Dang, RIP to the best of the best. That xxxtencion tweet took me out
I would happily watch a new knives out movie every year for the rest of my life
I have a lot of respect for the Knives Out movies just as an exercise in people making solid B+ level entertainment where everyone seems to be enjoying the experience without it needing it to win Oscar’s or make 3 billion dollars. It’s like going to a good steakhouse.
December 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I would happily watch a new knives out movie every year for the rest of my life
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God bless us, every one
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
God bless us, every one
Well it looks like my Christmas card and photo combo is a huge hit. People can’t stop talking about it and are calling it the card of the year! The only question now is what will I do next year?! Better get to work! Merry Christmas everyone
December 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Well it looks like my Christmas card and photo combo is a huge hit. People can’t stop talking about it and are calling it the card of the year! The only question now is what will I do next year?! Better get to work! Merry Christmas everyone
I am very happy to report that the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special is available on Tubi
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I am very happy to report that the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special is available on Tubi
My boss bought a tin of Finnish licorice that was like $26 and it was one of the tastiest treats I’ve ever had
what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My boss bought a tin of Finnish licorice that was like $26 and it was one of the tastiest treats I’ve ever had
Honestly, just stop buying anything from Amazon, I really don’t know what it will take for people to just stop going to one shitty fucking website.
Amazon is making money off AI copies of books - and putting the onus on authors to prove they’ve been plagiarised.
Honestly, just stop buying books from Amazon. Get them from an actual bookshop or order them from a reputable book supplier like bookshop.org
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Honestly, just stop buying books from Amazon. Get them from an actual bookshop or order them from a reputable book supplier like bookshop.org
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon Is the World's Biggest Online Book Marketplace. It's Filled With AI Knockoffs
Authors say Amazon's knockoff book problem is leaving them frustrated — and making the internet worse in the process.
www.rollingstone.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Honestly, just stop buying anything from Amazon, I really don’t know what it will take for people to just stop going to one shitty fucking website.
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Sipekne’katik First Nation has issued a press release saying Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston, Attorney and Justice Minister General Scott Armstrong, and L’nu Affairs Minister Leah Martin are “banned as undesirables” from Sipekne’katik lands. The fine for trespassing is $50,000.
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Sipekne’katik First Nation has issued a press release saying Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston, Attorney and Justice Minister General Scott Armstrong, and L’nu Affairs Minister Leah Martin are “banned as undesirables” from Sipekne’katik lands. The fine for trespassing is $50,000.
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Is The Temporary Foreign Worker Program working? We asked 4 Tim Hortons franchise owners, and one slum landlord
Is The Temporary Foreign Worker Program working? We asked 4 Tim Hortons franchise owners, and one slum landlord
The Temporary Foreign Worker (TFW) Program allows Canadian employers to hire foreign workers to fill temporary jobs when qualified Canadians are not available, and that's why it is completely uncontro...
www.thebeaverton.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Is The Temporary Foreign Worker Program working? We asked 4 Tim Hortons franchise owners, and one slum landlord
Of the many things I don’t like about social media the one I find most surprising is the number of grown ass people begging strangers to buy them shit. Never not embarrassing
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Of the many things I don’t like about social media the one I find most surprising is the number of grown ass people begging strangers to buy them shit. Never not embarrassing
It’s that time of year again
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It’s that time of year again
It is with heavy heart that I tell you Andy “The Greasy Shitbag” Fillmore is at it again
In apparent violation of public meeting rules, Mayor Andy Fillmore hosted secret meeting with councillors and Construction Association of Nova Scotia to talk regional plan
reported by @suzannerent.bsky.social
reported by @suzannerent.bsky.social
In apparent violation of public meeting rules, Mayor Andy Fillmore hosted secret meeting with councillors and Construction Association of Nova Scotia to talk regional plan - Halifax Examiner
Coun. Sam Austin expressed concerns with that meeting, saying while he thought the intentions were "good," he asked if the invitation was the "epitome of a backroom meeting?"
www.halifaxexaminer.ca
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It is with heavy heart that I tell you Andy “The Greasy Shitbag” Fillmore is at it again
This is another opportunity to talk about the time I saw the last avatar movie by myself and drank a bottle of wine out of a brown paper bag while wearing the 3d glasses over my regular glasses. What a great day
you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is another opportunity to talk about the time I saw the last avatar movie by myself and drank a bottle of wine out of a brown paper bag while wearing the 3d glasses over my regular glasses. What a great day
I’ll have the meal and a pack of king size, night cap at the bar and a funeral full of good looking young people toasting the good times
Find a more miserable existence than this.
Aside from anything else, I'm not at all convinced that this lifelong dedication to health and eternal life is doing anything.
He's 48 years old, and he looks EXACTLY like a 48-year old man trying to claim that his biological age is actually 24.
Aside from anything else, I'm not at all convinced that this lifelong dedication to health and eternal life is doing anything.
He's 48 years old, and he looks EXACTLY like a 48-year old man trying to claim that his biological age is actually 24.
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’ll have the meal and a pack of king size, night cap at the bar and a funeral full of good looking young people toasting the good times
Dark reboot of maniac mansion
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Dark reboot of maniac mansion
Trump seems to have a grudging respect for anyone with a spine, I bet he can’t believe he’s gotten away with half the shit he’s done
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Trump seems to have a grudging respect for anyone with a spine, I bet he can’t believe he’s gotten away with half the shit he’s done
I’ve been bewildered
MOST MOVIE OF ALL TIME
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’ve been bewildered
Sounds like Luigi time
Is this good? It doesn't seem good.
"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
Walgreens Cuts Pay for Hourly Store Workers After $10 Billion Buyout
Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sounds like Luigi time