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I drink the people's wine and strive to be kind
Pinned
Not as much as I'm blowing up YOUR MOMS comment section tho
Sorry I'm busy BLOWING UP your comment section on NextDoor
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i’m crying why did someone make a dennis rodman norm edit
January 27, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Remember

If you're cold, they're cold
January 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Oh my god
January 24, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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He’s right though. Also reminds me, when The Lighthouse came out I got a text from my 80 year old grandma:
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Yeah I do vibes analysis of each valuation report before we send them out, we only report numbers with vibes
January 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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😂🤣
🧶 #knit #knitsky
January 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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sipping on that shit that immediately makes my entire body pulse red and makes me go "ugh.... ugh.... ugh...." as my life bar goes down in steady increments
I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Doing nothing, but aesthetically
December 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The vibe for 2026 is going to be get up early and then go slow as all heck and then go to bed early
a man is standing on a rock next to a tree holding a sword .
ALT: a man is standing on a rock next to a tree holding a sword .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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DID SOMEONE SAY BIRDS
December 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I’m clocked I fear
December 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I heard they're trying to ban fat asses and tylenol
35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻
December 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I don’t remember the context but I stand by it
March 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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He's making a list,
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Stimming away doing weird shit in my room
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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My two-year-old nephew likes to point at Amydog and shout "...dog!" and so do I
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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i amount of butter i purchased at costco appeared to unnerve and frighten the other shoppers
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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god's most perfect vehicle
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Overhearing people talk about my special interests
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM