Gretchen Green vs the Machine
@gretchengreen.bsky.social
Fat Frog. 37. She/They🏳️⚧️. 18+ MDNI. Often NSFW.
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Nick Frost is dead to me.
April 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Nick Frost is dead to me.
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THIS CUTIE SAID GO SUB TO HER SITES OR TIP HER OR SHE’LL PUT A MIME HEX ON YOUR PUNK ASS
April 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Cw: body stuff.
Boobs are big🥲
Boobs are big🥲
February 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cw: body stuff.
Boobs are big🥲
Boobs are big🥲
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psychiatrist: *holding up a rorschach test inkblot* and what do you see here?
me: i should call her
psych: you can't say that every time!
me: sorry for loving all kinds of women. sorry for being too sapphic with it
psych: this one doesn't even look like genitals, it looks like a knife
me: yeah
me: i should call her
psych: you can't say that every time!
me: sorry for loving all kinds of women. sorry for being too sapphic with it
psych: this one doesn't even look like genitals, it looks like a knife
me: yeah
January 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
psychiatrist: *holding up a rorschach test inkblot* and what do you see here?
me: i should call her
psych: you can't say that every time!
me: sorry for loving all kinds of women. sorry for being too sapphic with it
psych: this one doesn't even look like genitals, it looks like a knife
me: yeah
me: i should call her
psych: you can't say that every time!
me: sorry for loving all kinds of women. sorry for being too sapphic with it
psych: this one doesn't even look like genitals, it looks like a knife
me: yeah
Cute date idea:
Neutralise hostile architecture.
Neutralise hostile architecture.
December 27, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Cute date idea:
Neutralise hostile architecture.
Neutralise hostile architecture.
What level of brain-rot am I on where the only source of dopamine available to me is making my plushies kiss?
(They are husbands)
(They are husbands)
December 19, 2024 at 3:37 AM
What level of brain-rot am I on where the only source of dopamine available to me is making my plushies kiss?
(They are husbands)
(They are husbands)
Does Goku really wear weighted clothes for training reasons, or is it more of a sensory comfort thing?
After all he is adhd autistic af.
After all he is adhd autistic af.
December 18, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Does Goku really wear weighted clothes for training reasons, or is it more of a sensory comfort thing?
After all he is adhd autistic af.
After all he is adhd autistic af.
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you can sell me anything that's gay enough, involving cards, or has mechs
December 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
you can sell me anything that's gay enough, involving cards, or has mechs
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this would literally fix me
An "electrical stimulation" collar that is supposed to reduce the likelihood of having a child with autism, "especially for women who are taking [SSRIs] or who are using cocaine."
Patented yesterday.
US 12168121
Patented yesterday.
US 12168121
December 18, 2024 at 8:59 PM
this would literally fix me
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is it PIVOT! it’s PIVOT! isn’t it
December 18, 2024 at 3:50 PM
is it PIVOT! it’s PIVOT! isn’t it
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a classic abuser tactic
I watched one video made by one of these organisations made where they first tell parents to cut their kid off from their friends. If that doesn't work, move school. And if that doesn't work, move house.
And these are the people who have the ear of the Labour government.
And these are the people who have the ear of the Labour government.
December 18, 2024 at 8:09 PM
a classic abuser tactic
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noticing that a lot of people are "hot" and "beautiful" and while I respect that, I've decided to pursue a less mainstream, gritty re-imagining of "appearance"
December 18, 2024 at 8:13 PM
noticing that a lot of people are "hot" and "beautiful" and while I respect that, I've decided to pursue a less mainstream, gritty re-imagining of "appearance"
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just thinking seasonal, festive thoughts about how in 1843 Dickens trusted readers to clock that “poor people should be grateful prisons will house them, let them go ahead and die if they don’t like it” was immediate villain shit, and now the GOP’s whole platform is like “maybe Scrooge made points”
December 18, 2024 at 9:02 PM
just thinking seasonal, festive thoughts about how in 1843 Dickens trusted readers to clock that “poor people should be grateful prisons will house them, let them go ahead and die if they don’t like it” was immediate villain shit, and now the GOP’s whole platform is like “maybe Scrooge made points”
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You can measure an economy's actual, real life, concrete health by: are people able to do their own weird shit?
Do they have money to survive doing their weird shit? Do they have the free time to do that weird shit?
Fuck the metrics, just look for the dirtbags and artists and musicians and writers
Do they have money to survive doing their weird shit? Do they have the free time to do that weird shit?
Fuck the metrics, just look for the dirtbags and artists and musicians and writers
December 16, 2024 at 12:22 PM
You can measure an economy's actual, real life, concrete health by: are people able to do their own weird shit?
Do they have money to survive doing their weird shit? Do they have the free time to do that weird shit?
Fuck the metrics, just look for the dirtbags and artists and musicians and writers
Do they have money to survive doing their weird shit? Do they have the free time to do that weird shit?
Fuck the metrics, just look for the dirtbags and artists and musicians and writers
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As cost of living increases, as wages stagnate, as housing becomes more precarious, it becomes harder and harder to be able to spend all your time doing weird shit.
Whole ecosystems reliant on people doing weird shit, dry up as their habitat is burned for a billionaire's profit.
Whole ecosystems reliant on people doing weird shit, dry up as their habitat is burned for a billionaire's profit.
December 16, 2024 at 12:19 PM
As cost of living increases, as wages stagnate, as housing becomes more precarious, it becomes harder and harder to be able to spend all your time doing weird shit.
Whole ecosystems reliant on people doing weird shit, dry up as their habitat is burned for a billionaire's profit.
Whole ecosystems reliant on people doing weird shit, dry up as their habitat is burned for a billionaire's profit.
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Maybe the real quirk in the system here is assuming "trans lesbian" is a trans woman looking to hook up with cis women (ie a fundamental pillar of transphobic fearmongering) and not a term used overwhelmingly to mean tgirls being into fellow tgirls.
They'd know this if they saw us as human.
They'd know this if they saw us as human.
if a trans woman and a cis woman date, transphobes call it a straight relationship as a way to misgender the trans woman. never seen any transphobe acknowledge t4t couples while doing that until now, but apparently it results in them glitching out and calling you straight and gay at the same time
December 18, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Maybe the real quirk in the system here is assuming "trans lesbian" is a trans woman looking to hook up with cis women (ie a fundamental pillar of transphobic fearmongering) and not a term used overwhelmingly to mean tgirls being into fellow tgirls.
They'd know this if they saw us as human.
They'd know this if they saw us as human.
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if a trans woman and a cis woman date, transphobes call it a straight relationship as a way to misgender the trans woman. never seen any transphobe acknowledge t4t couples while doing that until now, but apparently it results in them glitching out and calling you straight and gay at the same time
December 18, 2024 at 3:28 AM
if a trans woman and a cis woman date, transphobes call it a straight relationship as a way to misgender the trans woman. never seen any transphobe acknowledge t4t couples while doing that until now, but apparently it results in them glitching out and calling you straight and gay at the same time
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Still waiting on about 30 people to reply to emails for the Plagiarism Reimbursement project, so hopefully those people check their spam folders.
If you suspect you were plagiarised by a certain creator, please do that!
If you suspect you were plagiarised by a certain creator, please do that!
December 18, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Still waiting on about 30 people to reply to emails for the Plagiarism Reimbursement project, so hopefully those people check their spam folders.
If you suspect you were plagiarised by a certain creator, please do that!
If you suspect you were plagiarised by a certain creator, please do that!
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The trans panic is just a rehash of old homophobic ideas, Exhibit A.
December 18, 2024 at 7:34 AM
The trans panic is just a rehash of old homophobic ideas, Exhibit A.
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regular reminder that it's very useful to indie devs if you review their games on steam, especially if their games have less than 10 reviews.
games can't have positive ratings on steam until they hit the 10 review mark, and they get a boost in discoverability when they hit this threshold 🙏
games can't have positive ratings on steam until they hit the 10 review mark, and they get a boost in discoverability when they hit this threshold 🙏
December 18, 2024 at 7:18 AM
regular reminder that it's very useful to indie devs if you review their games on steam, especially if their games have less than 10 reviews.
games can't have positive ratings on steam until they hit the 10 review mark, and they get a boost in discoverability when they hit this threshold 🙏
games can't have positive ratings on steam until they hit the 10 review mark, and they get a boost in discoverability when they hit this threshold 🙏
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"death before detransition" is absolutely real, but i don't think the folks trying to cut access to my medical care quite grasp whose death it's going to be.
August 16, 2024 at 5:36 PM
"death before detransition" is absolutely real, but i don't think the folks trying to cut access to my medical care quite grasp whose death it's going to be.