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He's not, because the processing of Santa Claus's own "naughty or nice" data is necessary for the performance of a task carried out by Santa as a competent authority. (DPA 2018 s35(2))
he's making a list
he's checking it twice
gonna find out who's naughty or nice
santa claus is in contravention of the data protection act (2018)
he's checking it twice
gonna find out who's naughty or nice
santa claus is in contravention of the data protection act (2018)
December 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
He's not, because the processing of Santa Claus's own "naughty or nice" data is necessary for the performance of a task carried out by Santa as a competent authority. (DPA 2018 s35(2))
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Well. Looks like London’s new Tolkien theme park is going to be this year’s Glasgow Wonkaland.
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Well. Looks like London’s new Tolkien theme park is going to be this year’s Glasgow Wonkaland.
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"Give me your rested, your rich,
Your coddled few, accustomed to breathing free..."
Your coddled few, accustomed to breathing free..."
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
"Give me your rested, your rich,
Your coddled few, accustomed to breathing free..."
Your coddled few, accustomed to breathing free..."
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My favourite holiday meme
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
My favourite holiday meme
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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Apps are always asking me 'mute? block? report? don't recommend? downvote?' when the only option I want or need is "Imagine I am your grand vizier and I have yelled "ENOUGH!" without explanation."
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Apps are always asking me 'mute? block? report? don't recommend? downvote?' when the only option I want or need is "Imagine I am your grand vizier and I have yelled "ENOUGH!" without explanation."
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Hey @nature.com, have you got an explanation for how the hell THIS happened? & especially why you accepted a paper with such a bizarre piece of genAI slop in it?!
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hey @nature.com, have you got an explanation for how the hell THIS happened? & especially why you accepted a paper with such a bizarre piece of genAI slop in it?!
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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We regret to inform you the Milkshake Duck is full of Aspartame
Oh great. More stuff to have the recipe changed to horrible-tasting sweetners 🙄
UK sugar tax to be extended to more soft drinks and milkshakes on.ft.com/3Mneef5
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
We regret to inform you the Milkshake Duck is full of Aspartame
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Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
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and NOW, FRESH OFF THE PRESSES, Run With the Hunted 8: Neural Howlround!
Bits is narrating, there's an AI cult on a yacht, and it seems like everybody's playing a fun new phone game
books2read.com/RunWiththeHu...
Bits is narrating, there's an AI cult on a yacht, and it seems like everybody's playing a fun new phone game
books2read.com/RunWiththeHu...
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
and NOW, FRESH OFF THE PRESSES, Run With the Hunted 8: Neural Howlround!
Bits is narrating, there's an AI cult on a yacht, and it seems like everybody's playing a fun new phone game
books2read.com/RunWiththeHu...
Bits is narrating, there's an AI cult on a yacht, and it seems like everybody's playing a fun new phone game
books2read.com/RunWiththeHu...
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I wrote a thing defending Microsoft Teams. Probably my most controversial tech opinion 😅
It's a fascinating case study in understanding your market positioning and how it doesn't matter what the majority of the industry believes about you if you are right...
ashley.rolfmore.com/in-defence-o...
It's a fascinating case study in understanding your market positioning and how it doesn't matter what the majority of the industry believes about you if you are right...
ashley.rolfmore.com/in-defence-o...
In defence of Microsoft Teams
Now, I suspect out of everything I write, this is potentially the most controversial opinion I have.
Microsoft Teams is actually brilliant.
Right. Let's try to explain this...
The dark old ages
I...
ashley.rolfmore.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I wrote a thing defending Microsoft Teams. Probably my most controversial tech opinion 😅
It's a fascinating case study in understanding your market positioning and how it doesn't matter what the majority of the industry believes about you if you are right...
ashley.rolfmore.com/in-defence-o...
It's a fascinating case study in understanding your market positioning and how it doesn't matter what the majority of the industry believes about you if you are right...
ashley.rolfmore.com/in-defence-o...
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I think a lot of well meaning good government types should be thinking closely about Peter Mandelson, and how dangerous it is for a politician to earn enough to give them a taste for yachts, but not enough to afford a yacht of their own.
September 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I think a lot of well meaning good government types should be thinking closely about Peter Mandelson, and how dangerous it is for a politician to earn enough to give them a taste for yachts, but not enough to afford a yacht of their own.
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Every time you walk around this gate, a sheep bites a random child
August 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Every time you walk around this gate, a sheep bites a random child
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this performance should exempt this man from electric bills forever
give him several awards while we're at it
give him several awards while we're at it
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
this performance should exempt this man from electric bills forever
give him several awards while we're at it
give him several awards while we're at it
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reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland
August 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland
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A depressed AI chatbot goes to a doctor, says life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel.
The doctor says treatment is simple. "The great AI assistant Gemini has all the answers you need. Go & ask it."
The AI bursts into tears. "But doctor," it says, "you can use gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce."
The doctor says treatment is simple. "The great AI assistant Gemini has all the answers you need. Go & ask it."
The AI bursts into tears. "But doctor," it says, "you can use gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce."
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:
‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
www.businessinsider.com
August 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
A depressed AI chatbot goes to a doctor, says life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel.
The doctor says treatment is simple. "The great AI assistant Gemini has all the answers you need. Go & ask it."
The AI bursts into tears. "But doctor," it says, "you can use gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce."
The doctor says treatment is simple. "The great AI assistant Gemini has all the answers you need. Go & ask it."
The AI bursts into tears. "But doctor," it says, "you can use gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce."
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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Really badass graffiti spotted in town
July 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Really badass graffiti spotted in town
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You know what's gonna happen, is "Coldplay" will become a verb, like "they got coldplayed," and the word will outlive the legacy of the band so it'll become this weird origin story you find in trivia lists, like the Earl of Sandwich or Thomas Crapper.
July 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You know what's gonna happen, is "Coldplay" will become a verb, like "they got coldplayed," and the word will outlive the legacy of the band so it'll become this weird origin story you find in trivia lists, like the Earl of Sandwich or Thomas Crapper.
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It was the average of times.
This article is going to turn me into the Joker. Literary style is not a puzzle you solve to get a little information treat 😩😩😩
June 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It was the average of times.
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It's great seeing everyone's tips for keeping cool. Here's mine.
i) Take a trip to the mountains.
ii) Spend some time in a cooling cave.
iii) Find an underground lake.
iv) Get undressed.
v) Hunt the silvery fish and eat them raw.
vi) Forget the torments of the evil face in the sky.
i) Take a trip to the mountains.
ii) Spend some time in a cooling cave.
iii) Find an underground lake.
iv) Get undressed.
v) Hunt the silvery fish and eat them raw.
vi) Forget the torments of the evil face in the sky.
June 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
It's great seeing everyone's tips for keeping cool. Here's mine.
i) Take a trip to the mountains.
ii) Spend some time in a cooling cave.
iii) Find an underground lake.
iv) Get undressed.
v) Hunt the silvery fish and eat them raw.
vi) Forget the torments of the evil face in the sky.
i) Take a trip to the mountains.
ii) Spend some time in a cooling cave.
iii) Find an underground lake.
iv) Get undressed.
v) Hunt the silvery fish and eat them raw.
vi) Forget the torments of the evil face in the sky.
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someone called it "doordash for bears" and I yelled
June 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
someone called it "doordash for bears" and I yelled
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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I mean, in some fairness, I can also see that woman getting into a fight with a Roomba if she felt that it was cleaning in a woke fashion.
May 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I mean, in some fairness, I can also see that woman getting into a fight with a Roomba if she felt that it was cleaning in a woke fashion.