Griffin Shelor
gshelor.bsky.social
Griffin Shelor
@gshelor.bsky.social
Aspiring geospatial/earth science/stats nerd. I also like sports analytics. Currently Geography PhD Student at OK State, previously MS at UNR #TheStoryOfSlate #ThatsSoGMC
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Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views

Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?

Con: LOL no...no not those views

Me: So....deregulation?

Con: Haha no not those views either

Me: Which views, exactly?

Con: Oh, you know the ones
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Some real SEC recruiting sicko shit happening on Nashville SC BlueSky, and I love it. Well done @nscjake.bsky.social.

(To be clear I have no idea if this is real/true or not, I just think Rothrock would be a very good fit with Nashville).
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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If there’s one thing I hate more than schools giving out stupid big contracts, it’s when they try to weasel out of them and pretend it’s legit

So. Ugh. good for Brian Kelly (throwing up in my mouth a bit)
SOURCE: LSU has given Brian Kelly formal written notice that he has been terminated without cause and that it will fulfill the obligation of his nearly $54 million buyout.
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Keeping this charming fishing shack on the bayou warm by stuffing more flammable cash into my burning stove
5:45 pm on Thanksgiving Eve?

Now THIS is how you news dump.
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Week 12 Official Objective NFL Power Rankings
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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🚨🚨🚨 The @stevengodfrey.bsky.social siren is blaring 🚨🚨🚨
SOURCE: UL-Monroe is expected to name SJ Tuohy as its next athletic director, @theathletic.com has learned.

Tuohy (yes, the kid from The Blind Side) is currently a deputy AD at Oral Roberts and previously worked his way up at UCF, Arkansas, SMU and Liberty.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Journalists in America expend hours of hard work and personal capital and trust trying to convince people that the world of journalism does not look like what Olivia Nuzzi used every inch of herself (and apparently I do mean every inch though god do I wish I didn’t know that) to make it look like.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I wish I could get billionaires to pay for my transition, I just had to go buy generic E pills at an informed consent clinic because I was poor :(
Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Arsenal's only shot from outside the penalty area was into an open net
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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If this is true she should never work as a journalist again.
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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"A conflict between architectural norms and grandiose aesthetic" is my new favorite newspaperspeak about Trump. I don't even mean that in a Stop Sanewashing Him way really. There's just nothing in newspaperspeak that can capture Guy Demands Impossible Building Made Of Unthinkable Angles
Exclusive: President Trump has argued with the architect he handpicked to design a White House ballroom over the size of the project, reflecting a conflict between architectural norms and Trump’s grandiose aesthetic.
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
wapo.st
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡

@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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it just means more
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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There’s at least one GOP super PAC pushing last-minute phone banking efforts for the past couple weeks, TN Republicans are frantic behind the scenes about losing a seat they won by 20+ last cycle

Special elections are legendarily squirrelly but whatever happens next, that’s NOT nothing
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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After discussing my mac-n-cheese on @splitzoneduo.com I received numerous requests to "drop the recipe, king."

So for this week's College Football Newsletter, I'm taking you through how to make some of the world's best: www.splitzoneduo.com/p/mac-and-ch...
The CFB Podcaster's Mac-n-Cheese Recipe
This week's edition of the College Football Newsletter is a recipe.
www.splitzoneduo.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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dems should be putting out new “dont follow illegal orders” videos every day, they should be replying to announcements of investigations of dems with new videos, they should be posting at hegseth to not follow illegal orders nonstop
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Yes, it’s nigh on two hours of disaster yarns and other crunchy bits for those of you with long drives or long stretches in front of the stove, stay hydrated out there 🦃 🔥 🍊

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
THANKSGIVING DISASTERS, PART 2
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 11/26/2025 · 1h 58m
podcasts.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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when im president all lodging at national parks will cost $50/night no matter the accommodation
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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this is such a perfect example of conservatism

we’re raising prices on this thing that should be free but “they” will be paying more than “you” so show some gratitude you worms
The Trump administration is raising national parks' prices and adding fees for international tourists from next year in an "America-first" initiative, the Interior Department announced.
Trump admin hikes national parks prices by up to $170 for international tourists
The Interior Department said the "America-first" policy will see "resident-only patriotic fee-free days" on some holidays.
www.axios.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Gonzaga national championship this year
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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We have a new short history doc premiering on our YouTube channel in one minute. Check it out and subscribe to improve your YouTubing experience.

It's about what has happened over the past 20 years to #MACtion

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN5b...
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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No one actually thinks there are any types of pie that are bad. Now you'll try to prove me wrong by looking up some intentionally bad pie. We're not doing that. You know what I mean. Everyone really thinks all normal pie types are good
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM