Andrew M
@gudspeeler.myatproto.social
He/him | Lover of TTRPGs and all things nerdy | Inattentive ADHD | Abortion rights are human rights | Get vaccinated | Against racism and bigotry in all forms.
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January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Impeach, convict, remove.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Impeach, convict, remove.
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Tony Gilroy isn't prophetic for this. It only feels like it because facism has a predictable pattern it follows.
Take some heart in that we've frequently seen how that pattern ends repeatedly time and time again throughout history.
Take some heart in that we've frequently seen how that pattern ends repeatedly time and time again throughout history.
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Tony Gilroy isn't prophetic for this. It only feels like it because facism has a predictable pattern it follows.
Take some heart in that we've frequently seen how that pattern ends repeatedly time and time again throughout history.
Take some heart in that we've frequently seen how that pattern ends repeatedly time and time again throughout history.
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at least part of everything this government does is to impress a handful of psychos on twitter
Several of the photos have Twitter up on a screen in the background but I can’t make out what search term appears
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
at least part of everything this government does is to impress a handful of psychos on twitter
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The consequences are only for the “disposable” Black, Brown, and assorted non-conforming minorities who have to both navigate and survive their malicious whims.
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The consequences are only for the “disposable” Black, Brown, and assorted non-conforming minorities who have to both navigate and survive their malicious whims.
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Rome was sacked, its capital moved, and the empire divided in half before its "official" dissolution (and even that depends on what event you count).
We can stop this.
We can stop this.
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Rome was sacked, its capital moved, and the empire divided in half before its "official" dissolution (and even that depends on what event you count).
We can stop this.
We can stop this.
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Whenever I correctly point out that there is no opposition party in US politics, the usual suspects swarm to screech about Dems having no power. If these folks are correct (they are not), then they should BUILD POWER. They aren't doing that.
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Whenever I correctly point out that there is no opposition party in US politics, the usual suspects swarm to screech about Dems having no power. If these folks are correct (they are not), then they should BUILD POWER. They aren't doing that.
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Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.
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Dog ain’t gonna wag itself.
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Dog ain’t gonna wag itself.
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this is kinda it. I'm posting and flailing and irl just havin a fuckin Saturday I guess because what is there? but it sucks. the US destabilizing governments wantonly for a century plus sucks.
i really really really don't know what to do right now
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
this is kinda it. I'm posting and flailing and irl just havin a fuckin Saturday I guess because what is there? but it sucks. the US destabilizing governments wantonly for a century plus sucks.
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my favorite classic shin ramen hack www.youtube.com/shorts/weBAG...
My Favorite Classic Shin Ramen Hack
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January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
my favorite classic shin ramen hack www.youtube.com/shorts/weBAG...
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November 6, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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ask afghanistan how it worked out
January 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
ask afghanistan how it worked out
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There it is.
"Vivian Taylor, a climate policy expert who co-authored the analysis, said the fossil fuel industry has a real interest in funding panic over transgender people: It distracts the public from 'the very real and ongoing risks that climate change creates.'" heated.world/p/fossil-fue...
Fossil fuel billionaires are bankrolling the anti-trans movement
An investigation shared exclusively with Atmos and HEATED finds that 80% of anti-trans organizations receive fossil fuel funding.
heated.world
June 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
There it is.
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I love it when she does this. ❤️
December 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I love it when she does this. ❤️
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You absolutely have to, especially since capitalism is determined to be the thief of our small joys by any means necessary.
It isn't even late stage capitalism at this point. It's New Game+ Final Secret Boss Capitalism.
It isn't even late stage capitalism at this point. It's New Game+ Final Secret Boss Capitalism.
At this point we take the good times where we can find them hahaha
December 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
You absolutely have to, especially since capitalism is determined to be the thief of our small joys by any means necessary.
It isn't even late stage capitalism at this point. It's New Game+ Final Secret Boss Capitalism.
It isn't even late stage capitalism at this point. It's New Game+ Final Secret Boss Capitalism.
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Given my priors, I can't quite believe I'm here, but
The next administration needs to staff up the public corruption section of DOJ in such a way that the WPA looks like a neighborhood lemonade stand
The next administration needs to staff up the public corruption section of DOJ in such a way that the WPA looks like a neighborhood lemonade stand
New reporting says Don Jr. directly facilitated the pardon of a crypto whale who had promoted the Trump's family crypto. Jr. brought the pardon lawyer to the White House, and introduced him directly to his Dad. Pardon occurred right after. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
December 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Given my priors, I can't quite believe I'm here, but
The next administration needs to staff up the public corruption section of DOJ in such a way that the WPA looks like a neighborhood lemonade stand
The next administration needs to staff up the public corruption section of DOJ in such a way that the WPA looks like a neighborhood lemonade stand
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December 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now https://theonion.com/parents-gently-explain-to-child-that-their-money-in-heaven-now/
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now https://theonion.com/parents-gently-explain-to-child-that-their-money-in-heaven-now/
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“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Helene. Not one has been approved.
More than a year after applying for a federal buyout, many North Carolina homeowners have heard almost nothing definitive.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
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i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there's support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – let’s see if we can top this one in 2026 🏳️⚧️
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there's support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – let’s see if we can top this one in 2026 🏳️⚧️
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/
December 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/
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Had women been allowed to be bitches back in the day without getting lobotomized, there wouldn’t be so many men today that survived the times to complain about why those times were so much “better”.
December 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Had women been allowed to be bitches back in the day without getting lobotomized, there wouldn’t be so many men today that survived the times to complain about why those times were so much “better”.
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My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail