Guidomke
@guidomke.bsky.social
Random dude from Milwaukee. Frequent traveler to India. Member of American MENSA. Also I like to bake.
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Thanks to modern vaccines, the Big Mac Attack was eradicated by the end of the 1980s.
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Thanks to modern vaccines, the Big Mac Attack was eradicated by the end of the 1980s.
I didn't receive even one of the 3 flavor popcorn tins this year.
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I didn't receive even one of the 3 flavor popcorn tins this year.
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Heteroomsexual, because Lisa, you are tearing me apart
Heterosexual, because it’s overdue for a comeback.
Pansexual, bc I like a thick-crust.
December 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Heteroomsexual, because Lisa, you are tearing me apart
What I really wanted for Christmas is the lyrics of the chorus of Strangelove (in Latin) tattooed on my lower back.
December 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
What I really wanted for Christmas is the lyrics of the chorus of Strangelove (in Latin) tattooed on my lower back.
Merry Christmas, weirdos!
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merry Christmas, weirdos!
She's having a morning
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
She's having a morning
BRB. About to do something really funny
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
BRB. About to do something really funny
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To those reading Lord of the Rings for the first time - You can skip past all the awful, incomprehensible elf songs and poems. There isn't a test at the end.
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
To those reading Lord of the Rings for the first time - You can skip past all the awful, incomprehensible elf songs and poems. There isn't a test at the end.
My gingerbread cheesecake has a giant crack in it so can someone please tell me how I'm supposed to go on living?
December 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My gingerbread cheesecake has a giant crack in it so can someone please tell me how I'm supposed to go on living?
Finally Christmas is coming!
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Finally Christmas is coming!
What's left to do, @pamtoo.bsky.social? I need to wrap gifts and start a gingerbread cheesecake (topped with a gingerbread mousse). Then I need to meditate and prepare for a Xmas Eve of cookie decorating with a 4 year old.
December 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What's left to do, @pamtoo.bsky.social? I need to wrap gifts and start a gingerbread cheesecake (topped with a gingerbread mousse). Then I need to meditate and prepare for a Xmas Eve of cookie decorating with a 4 year old.
Merry Xmas to my niece!
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Merry Xmas to my niece!
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The lighthouse is always watching.
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The lighthouse is always watching.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
Who's coming to save you?
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
Who's coming to save you?
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…
December 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…
I forgot to fill the ice trays last night, so if you're coming over this morning for some cocktail day drinking it's BYOI
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I forgot to fill the ice trays last night, so if you're coming over this morning for some cocktail day drinking it's BYOI
A horrible memory just came flooding back to me this morning. I used to play the dulcimer as a teenager. Just in case you were wondering how cool I was back then.
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A horrible memory just came flooding back to me this morning. I used to play the dulcimer as a teenager. Just in case you were wondering how cool I was back then.
Name your fav film quote.
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Name your fav film quote.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Next year's Ramadan is gonna be lit!
I was wondering what the non-Christmas/Christian inflatable holiday decoration scene looks like, and the Muslims are really bringing it
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December 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Next year's Ramadan is gonna be lit!
I love a kitchen with a built-in microwave.
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I love a kitchen with a built-in microwave.
I think I posted this a few year's ago on the other site but I find it so cool that I get so much of my political news from @morgfair.bsky.social. Yes, the 80s TV diva (and Chandler Bing's mom) is worth a follow. And she has a podcast with her sister 2bitchesfromtexas.com
Home - 2 B*tches From Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIHCLfSKzT4 Cathryn Hartt + Morgan Fairchild Two sisters from Texas... And how to keep breathing, laughing, and loving through it all! Sitting around with friends ... b...
2bitchesfromtexas.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I think I posted this a few year's ago on the other site but I find it so cool that I get so much of my political news from @morgfair.bsky.social. Yes, the 80s TV diva (and Chandler Bing's mom) is worth a follow. And she has a podcast with her sister 2bitchesfromtexas.com
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It took me literally four minutes and then all of a sudden, boom
Ok, this is nuts. Once you see it you cannot unsee it. Do you see it?
(OP @drgbuckingham.bsky.social )
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December 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It took me literally four minutes and then all of a sudden, boom
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