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i should be cringe
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Congratulations! You are eligible for ten minutes of salad!
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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schlubby dude ponders splash of color in outfit for trip to chinese takeout place
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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who can we count on if not our fingers
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
the timberwolves love nothing more than to be toe to toe with awful teams
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
thinking about a new monolith for the rec room
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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(beaver career day) this is my mom she builds dams
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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the reason it's funny if trump does it is bc he's such a broken down demented freak. it's like you see regular people driving a car every day but if you saw a 5 year old driving a car you'd be like haha wow. and then imagine if you were driving your car behind her going haha look! im driving too!
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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only 26 guys have even played this many games...
nba.com NBA @nba.com · 6d
Jan. 6, 2007 to Dec. 1, 2025.

Double-digit scoring in Every. Single. Game.

What a special run for LeBron James 👑
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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my name is Barack Osama Binbama
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You know I'm sitting in my car
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
wearing overalls that make me feel sexy
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Hang the banner!
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
bald on bald violence
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
getting back into the sopranos and i get it. a show just littered with great profile pics
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Rhythm Heaven or Rhythm Las Vegas
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Of course the two times I go out with friends to show them a Timberwolves game it's the last game of last year's conference finals and yesterday's spaghetti against the kings. I figure I can get ransom or something if I promise to stop cursing them by going to bars with tvs.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.

MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Introducing a friend to basketball and the one thing he keeps mentioning is all the ad breaks and stoppages. Pisses me off cause he's right but I can't change it
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I think there should be a nationally subsidized program for furries to take character design courses
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Don't be crude. I don't think with my dick. I act with it
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
oceans 11 might be just fine
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Pain is your body's way of saying "ouch!"
August 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM