Joseph Phelps
@h-k-j.bsky.social
Sci fi/fantasy novelist, satirist, and proud disabled dog dad. Dog is disabled, and so am I! Co-author of the BuyMort series.
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Joseph Phelps
@h-k-j.bsky.social
· Dec 13
BuyMort: Closing Time: How I Crashed the Multiversal Market
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. The showdown has begun... As the cosmos reels, the precarious balance of BuyMort is on the brink of collapse. The Sleem have fallen, leaving a power vacuum ...
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Book 6 is getting some nice reviews. Anytime someone compares us to Dungeon Crawler Carl it gives me hope for actually making a living at this job someday.
www.audible.com/pd/BuyMort-C...
www.audible.com/pd/BuyMort-C...
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Since fabulously wealthy people too often exhaust all legal kicks and move to forbidden fruits to titillate,
and,
since fabulously wealthy people are functionally above the law and thereby cannot be stopped,
it follows,
civil society should outlaw and eliminate the existence of fabulous wealth.
and,
since fabulously wealthy people are functionally above the law and thereby cannot be stopped,
it follows,
civil society should outlaw and eliminate the existence of fabulous wealth.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Since fabulously wealthy people too often exhaust all legal kicks and move to forbidden fruits to titillate,
and,
since fabulously wealthy people are functionally above the law and thereby cannot be stopped,
it follows,
civil society should outlaw and eliminate the existence of fabulous wealth.
and,
since fabulously wealthy people are functionally above the law and thereby cannot be stopped,
it follows,
civil society should outlaw and eliminate the existence of fabulous wealth.
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bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
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Good morning beautiful people and a very happy, peaceful, hopeful weekend to you
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Good morning beautiful people and a very happy, peaceful, hopeful weekend to you
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I just keep thinking of all the people named Bubba who are having the worst evening.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I just keep thinking of all the people named Bubba who are having the worst evening.
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So there was a conspiracy, just not involving pizza parlors.
At the center of this is how White men trafficked children as a means to acquire global wealth and political power.
I do want us at some point to understand this situation as ongoing throughout Western history & not an anomaly.
At the center of this is how White men trafficked children as a means to acquire global wealth and political power.
I do want us at some point to understand this situation as ongoing throughout Western history & not an anomaly.
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
So there was a conspiracy, just not involving pizza parlors.
At the center of this is how White men trafficked children as a means to acquire global wealth and political power.
I do want us at some point to understand this situation as ongoing throughout Western history & not an anomaly.
At the center of this is how White men trafficked children as a means to acquire global wealth and political power.
I do want us at some point to understand this situation as ongoing throughout Western history & not an anomaly.
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
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This is disability visibility.
Mamdani listened. He didn’t pander or talk over the disabled journalist.
He acknowledged his concerns and gave real responses about how he plans to fix them.
1 in 4 Americans has a disability, it’s a huge number of voters.
Don’t ignore us!
Mamdani listened. He didn’t pander or talk over the disabled journalist.
He acknowledged his concerns and gave real responses about how he plans to fix them.
1 in 4 Americans has a disability, it’s a huge number of voters.
Don’t ignore us!
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This is disability visibility.
Mamdani listened. He didn’t pander or talk over the disabled journalist.
He acknowledged his concerns and gave real responses about how he plans to fix them.
1 in 4 Americans has a disability, it’s a huge number of voters.
Don’t ignore us!
Mamdani listened. He didn’t pander or talk over the disabled journalist.
He acknowledged his concerns and gave real responses about how he plans to fix them.
1 in 4 Americans has a disability, it’s a huge number of voters.
Don’t ignore us!
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Sic sandwich tyrannis.
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Sic sandwich tyrannis.
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Excessive force. PERIOD!
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Excessive force. PERIOD!
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
These Newsome fans are starting to become a problem. We either nip this in the bud now, or these low information voters will be swallowing the DNCs bullshit again and we'll be stuck with yet another right wing, corporate dem as our candidate.
Lefties, this is on us. The libs dont know any better.
Lefties, this is on us. The libs dont know any better.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
These Newsome fans are starting to become a problem. We either nip this in the bud now, or these low information voters will be swallowing the DNCs bullshit again and we'll be stuck with yet another right wing, corporate dem as our candidate.
Lefties, this is on us. The libs dont know any better.
Lefties, this is on us. The libs dont know any better.
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Texas Governor Greg Abbott says that after the NYC polls close he will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.
Governors can’t impose tariffs.
Also, Mamdani scares the crap out of these guys and I think that’s awesome.
Governors can’t impose tariffs.
Also, Mamdani scares the crap out of these guys and I think that’s awesome.
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Texas Governor Greg Abbott says that after the NYC polls close he will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.
Governors can’t impose tariffs.
Also, Mamdani scares the crap out of these guys and I think that’s awesome.
Governors can’t impose tariffs.
Also, Mamdani scares the crap out of these guys and I think that’s awesome.
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November 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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We should have punished the Confederates.
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
We should have punished the Confederates.
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"No man is free while one bunghole is in chains." -The Great Cornholio
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"No man is free while one bunghole is in chains." -The Great Cornholio
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That’s a lot of confidence from a guy who double spaces after periods.
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
That’s a lot of confidence from a guy who double spaces after periods.
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