hj^666
@haleyjuuune.bsky.social
camera clicker & cat connoisseur
double entendress ; planetologist 🪐
she/her
double entendress ; planetologist 🪐
she/her
“hans gruber?!”
“yeah, this was before macgruber came out”
“yeah, this was before macgruber came out”
December 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“hans gruber?!”
“yeah, this was before macgruber came out”
“yeah, this was before macgruber came out”
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#CreepyChristmasCandy this masterpiece
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
#CreepyChristmasCandy this masterpiece
drove with the windows down
40°
glorious
but horrifying
40°
glorious
but horrifying
December 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
drove with the windows down
40°
glorious
but horrifying
40°
glorious
but horrifying
twins
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
twins
bb dakota, that’s my coata
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
bb dakota, that’s my coata
“you’ll recognize her, it’s the girl with the pink hair”
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
“you’ll recognize her, it’s the girl with the pink hair”
and who the fuck is madeline
December 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
and who the fuck is madeline
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i thought of you when i was
gone and i got you a little
thing with your name on it
gone and i got you a little
thing with your name on it
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i thought of you when i was
gone and i got you a little
thing with your name on it
gone and i got you a little
thing with your name on it
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after two sneezes there are no more blessings only damnations to hell
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
after two sneezes there are no more blessings only damnations to hell
getting asked to shoot a show because “i love your work” instead of just “are you available” 🥲
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
getting asked to shoot a show because “i love your work” instead of just “are you available” 🥲
3:41 is froot loop time
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
3:41 is froot loop time
“the sheer exuberance of being yourself, and being included & accepted without having to dial yourself down.”
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“the sheer exuberance of being yourself, and being included & accepted without having to dial yourself down.”
bush girl summer for the vibez
bush girl winter for the warmth
bush girl winter for the warmth
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
bush girl summer for the vibez
bush girl winter for the warmth
bush girl winter for the warmth
MARK THE CALENDAR
hearing Last Christmas for the first time this year. 11/27/25
hearing Last Christmas for the first time this year. 11/27/25
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
MARK THE CALENDAR
hearing Last Christmas for the first time this year. 11/27/25
hearing Last Christmas for the first time this year. 11/27/25
find me among the orange groves
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
find me among the orange groves
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Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
you made a mess of july
stuck in the sun, eyes open, you dry
stuck in the sun, eyes open, you dry
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
you made a mess of july
stuck in the sun, eyes open, you dry
stuck in the sun, eyes open, you dry
idk i guess it’s kinda cool living alone and experiencing the free will i used to have to contain to a bedroom
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
idk i guess it’s kinda cool living alone and experiencing the free will i used to have to contain to a bedroom
sloppy steaks
Responding to everyone’s Thanksgiving meal photos as “AI slop”
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
sloppy steaks
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‘hey, is there food in there?’
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
‘hey, is there food in there?’
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
vowels (and the importance of being me)
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
vowels (and the importance of being me)