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@hamneggs.bsky.social
· Aug 8
if ur experiencing whiplash from my posts all i can say is let me contain multitudes rn
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The fascists aren't having fun. [yes I remind you of this weekly because it is true].
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The fascists aren't having fun. [yes I remind you of this weekly because it is true].
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omg yes "In much the same way that turning in a doodle of an archaeopteryx on a skateboard with a machete in its mouth would receive a big fat zero for a grade, so, too, should whatever this is." THANK YOU JP
wrote about the recent national controversy at my alma mater johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/samantha-f...
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
omg yes "In much the same way that turning in a doodle of an archaeopteryx on a skateboard with a machete in its mouth would receive a big fat zero for a grade, so, too, should whatever this is." THANK YOU JP
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I would rather have a world where we all trust each other and accept that a few people will take advantage of it than a world where folks have to perform disability constantly in order to get the help they need. Let kids have an extra 30 minutes on the test, jesus fucking christ
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I would rather have a world where we all trust each other and accept that a few people will take advantage of it than a world where folks have to perform disability constantly in order to get the help they need. Let kids have an extra 30 minutes on the test, jesus fucking christ
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I'm sick to death of the status quo because the Dem Party's only power seems to be occasionally softening the effects of the right's crusade to turn this country into a toxic waste dump ruled by billionaire psychopaths.
There is a heighten the contradictions world where this is the political win that Democrats wanted, firmly blaming the GOP for these cost increases, but it's at the expense of thousands of people's lives.
NEW: Hopes fade in Congress for a health care deal before premiums soar in January
Two weeks before recess, they're nowhere close.
Senate to vote on a bill of Dems' choosing; expected to fail.
Enhanced ACA funds set to expire, as many Republicans want.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Two weeks before recess, they're nowhere close.
Senate to vote on a bill of Dems' choosing; expected to fail.
Enhanced ACA funds set to expire, as many Republicans want.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm sick to death of the status quo because the Dem Party's only power seems to be occasionally softening the effects of the right's crusade to turn this country into a toxic waste dump ruled by billionaire psychopaths.
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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The defining lesson of this first year of Trump authoritarianism is that kowtowing & capitulating yields zero permanent benefit and only emboldens the admin to come after you more.
This critical lesson was first documented in the landmark political science treatise “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.”
This critical lesson was first documented in the landmark political science treatise “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.”
Pretty clear illustration of "you may as well stand up for what you believe in, they're coming for you anyway."
So, a university president fired a professor because they taught a course that discussed there being more than two genders, and now the university president is being fired for not having fired the professor quickly enough, is where we're at. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/u...
September 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The defining lesson of this first year of Trump authoritarianism is that kowtowing & capitulating yields zero permanent benefit and only emboldens the admin to come after you more.
This critical lesson was first documented in the landmark political science treatise “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.”
This critical lesson was first documented in the landmark political science treatise “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.”
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This is the biggest attack on free speech since the McCarthy era but it also has significantly less popular consensus behind it than the second Red Scare. It's being done on behalf of a minority faction led by the most unpopular president in modern history. Organizing against this can win.
September 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is the biggest attack on free speech since the McCarthy era but it also has significantly less popular consensus behind it than the second Red Scare. It's being done on behalf of a minority faction led by the most unpopular president in modern history. Organizing against this can win.
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they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law.
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.
the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.
do not offer it to them.
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.
the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.
do not offer it to them.
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law.
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.
the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.
do not offer it to them.
they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.
the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.
do not offer it to them.
juuuuuust realized that your man demanding flags be flown at half mast in honor of the other clown getting shot means that one could assume every flag at half mast today is because of that and not, idk, fucking 9/11
September 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
juuuuuust realized that your man demanding flags be flown at half mast in honor of the other clown getting shot means that one could assume every flag at half mast today is because of that and not, idk, fucking 9/11
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"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
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It's simple. They see themselves in him. They do not see themselves in his targets.
September 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
It's simple. They see themselves in him. They do not see themselves in his targets.
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i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is
winston should never have been a cop. i could see a successful arc for him as a nurse!! or a postman!
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
winston should never have been a cop. i could see a successful arc for him as a nurse!! or a postman!
LOGAN LERMAN IS SO FINE!!!
August 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
LOGAN LERMAN IS SO FINE!!!
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Nobody wants to talk about the fact that technocracy, Progressivism, scientism, or whatever it is you want to call it seems really deeply, profoundly unable to shake off the conviction that it gives special access to knowing who should and should not be allowed to live.
This isn't just RFK Jr. being stupid.
It's eugenics. He is targeting mentally ill and disabled people and their treatments.
He's using everything he can as a pretext for social Darwinism.
Survival of the fittest.
It's eugenics. He is targeting mentally ill and disabled people and their treatments.
He's using everything he can as a pretext for social Darwinism.
Survival of the fittest.
RFK Jr on the mass shooting in Minnesota: "We're launching studies on the potential contribution of some of the SSRI drugs and some of the other psychiatric drugs that might be contributing to violence."
August 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Nobody wants to talk about the fact that technocracy, Progressivism, scientism, or whatever it is you want to call it seems really deeply, profoundly unable to shake off the conviction that it gives special access to knowing who should and should not be allowed to live.
why are people mad when podcast hosts laugh on their own podcasts
August 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
why are people mad when podcast hosts laugh on their own podcasts
forgive me emily henry i was not familiar with your game
August 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
forgive me emily henry i was not familiar with your game
i don’t say this to stump for any corporate overlords but the things they say about the sound quality difference between spotify and apple music is true
you don’t notice it until you do
you don’t notice it until you do
August 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i don’t say this to stump for any corporate overlords but the things they say about the sound quality difference between spotify and apple music is true
you don’t notice it until you do
you don’t notice it until you do
the right wing WILL NOT win tiddies in the culture war!! i will die on this hill!
July 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
the right wing WILL NOT win tiddies in the culture war!! i will die on this hill!
i was hoping i’d be a “kisses girls” type of lesbian but i guess i’ll settle for the “active podcast listener” type
July 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
i was hoping i’d be a “kisses girls” type of lesbian but i guess i’ll settle for the “active podcast listener” type
remembering when blackbear put out the song anxiety and then ppl were calling him out
for trivializing mental illness and he was like i literally
have panic attacks
ppl on the internet will say anything and try to gatekeep incredibly common human experiences. much to remembe
for trivializing mental illness and he was like i literally
have panic attacks
ppl on the internet will say anything and try to gatekeep incredibly common human experiences. much to remembe
July 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
remembering when blackbear put out the song anxiety and then ppl were calling him out
for trivializing mental illness and he was like i literally
have panic attacks
ppl on the internet will say anything and try to gatekeep incredibly common human experiences. much to remembe
for trivializing mental illness and he was like i literally
have panic attacks
ppl on the internet will say anything and try to gatekeep incredibly common human experiences. much to remembe