Harmless Liam
@harmlessdanger.com
Comedian. Actor.
Second Generation Circus Variety Performer.
Life is short, let's have fun!
Second Generation Circus Variety Performer.
Life is short, let's have fun!
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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I don’t know how else to explain this…if you’re cheering for someone else’s rights to be taken away, you’re cheering for your own to disappear too. This isn’t cake. You don’t get more by refusing to share. Either everyone has rights, or no one really does. Thats it. It’s simple.
June 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I don’t know how else to explain this…if you’re cheering for someone else’s rights to be taken away, you’re cheering for your own to disappear too. This isn’t cake. You don’t get more by refusing to share. Either everyone has rights, or no one really does. Thats it. It’s simple.
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Due to inflation the fresh hell will be replaced with imitation hell
March 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Due to inflation the fresh hell will be replaced with imitation hell
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The Onion Magazine:
Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?
Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?
March 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The Onion Magazine:
Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?
Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?
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The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.
A movement is calling for an 'economic blackout' on Friday. Here's what to know
The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.
www.npr.org
February 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.
Trying not to use FAANG services while browsing the internet feels quite a bit like playing dodgeball on a cobblestone street while trying not to step on any cracks.
February 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Trying not to use FAANG services while browsing the internet feels quite a bit like playing dodgeball on a cobblestone street while trying not to step on any cracks.
OK, so, I'm TECHNICALLY using Google Takeout today, which is a google service.
But I'm using it to replace Google Photos with Ente Photos.
De-googling my life seems in line with a boycott, right?
But I'm using it to replace Google Photos with Ente Photos.
De-googling my life seems in line with a boycott, right?
February 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
OK, so, I'm TECHNICALLY using Google Takeout today, which is a google service.
But I'm using it to replace Google Photos with Ente Photos.
De-googling my life seems in line with a boycott, right?
But I'm using it to replace Google Photos with Ente Photos.
De-googling my life seems in line with a boycott, right?
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Bully: Defend yourself
Me: I'm idealistic and prone to whimsy but still need to function in the real world?
Me: I'm idealistic and prone to whimsy but still need to function in the real world?
February 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Bully: Defend yourself
Me: I'm idealistic and prone to whimsy but still need to function in the real world?
Me: I'm idealistic and prone to whimsy but still need to function in the real world?
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don’t know who needs to hear this but empathy doesn’t require eagerness. you don’t have to be excited about helping other people, you do it because it’s right and because the alternatives are worse
February 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
don’t know who needs to hear this but empathy doesn’t require eagerness. you don’t have to be excited about helping other people, you do it because it’s right and because the alternatives are worse
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Fun fact: As Republicans prepare to cut the entire budget of Medicaid, millions will lose health care, but also 5.6 million live in custodial care or have assisted living paid by Medicaid. 5.6 million with no $ & no one to care for them. That's not cost cutting, that's genocide.
February 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Fun fact: As Republicans prepare to cut the entire budget of Medicaid, millions will lose health care, but also 5.6 million live in custodial care or have assisted living paid by Medicaid. 5.6 million with no $ & no one to care for them. That's not cost cutting, that's genocide.
Reddit is currently down for me too, in case nobody asked me.
February 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Reddit is currently down for me too, in case nobody asked me.
The fact that so many people in the world feel angry and sad makes me feel angry. And sad.
February 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The fact that so many people in the world feel angry and sad makes me feel angry. And sad.
The dude said Rohypnol would help me get laid, but it just makes me sleepy and forgetful.
February 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The dude said Rohypnol would help me get laid, but it just makes me sleepy and forgetful.
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
February 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
One time, a man who cuts open scrotums for a living told me he thought circus life must be really interesting.
February 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
One time, a man who cuts open scrotums for a living told me he thought circus life must be really interesting.
Its more important to be kind than to be right, as long as those idiots KNOW you're right.
February 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Its more important to be kind than to be right, as long as those idiots KNOW you're right.
What I lack in youth I make up for in immaturity.
February 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What I lack in youth I make up for in immaturity.
At what point during pregnancy do you believe life begins? Also, favorite omelet recipe?
February 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
At what point during pregnancy do you believe life begins? Also, favorite omelet recipe?
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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
YouTube video by The Onion
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January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
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Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
January 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
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Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found