ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman)
@hatoriki.bsky.social
Hey there, I'm still ThePatrick who wrote stupid guides on GameFAQs eons ago
I'm a mailman now, so I'm just tired all the time
日本語が分かんないから～という海外の龍が如くファン為に攻略を作造ということで何時間も無駄にした安保な親父です～
宜しくお願いしま～す
I'm a mailman now, so I'm just tired all the time
日本語が分かんないから～という海外の龍が如くファン為に攻略を作造ということで何時間も無駄にした安保な親父です～
宜しくお願いしま～す
Pinned
"It's-a me!!! Mike Yanagita!"
"Dear Mike
Please don't come to the castle.
Why don't you sit over there? I prefer that.
--Princess Toadstool *PEACH!*"
"Dear Mike
Please don't come to the castle.
Why don't you sit over there? I prefer that.
--Princess Toadstool *PEACH!*"
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money
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Ooh I’m gonna pitch this as a new game show!
let me shun that!
December 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ooh I’m gonna pitch this as a new game show!
How's 'bout, go fuck yerself
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
cnb.cx
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
How's 'bout, go fuck yerself
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super saiyajin billy idol
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
super saiyajin billy idol
This has got to be the most genius mod ever applied to any video game
Absolute genius
Absolute genius
December 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This has got to be the most genius mod ever applied to any video game
Absolute genius
Absolute genius
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I am annoyed by the persistence of 'resist libs are tired of resisting Trump' line.
No Kings put record-breaking numbers of people into the streets, specials/off-years are at D+10 or more.
I don't think the resist libs are tired. I think some writers are tired of writing about resist libs.
No Kings put record-breaking numbers of people into the streets, specials/off-years are at D+10 or more.
I don't think the resist libs are tired. I think some writers are tired of writing about resist libs.
December 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I am annoyed by the persistence of 'resist libs are tired of resisting Trump' line.
No Kings put record-breaking numbers of people into the streets, specials/off-years are at D+10 or more.
I don't think the resist libs are tired. I think some writers are tired of writing about resist libs.
No Kings put record-breaking numbers of people into the streets, specials/off-years are at D+10 or more.
I don't think the resist libs are tired. I think some writers are tired of writing about resist libs.
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Democrats: *smirking* Hey Republicans, how about you work with us to enact your policy?
GOP: fuck you
Democrats: Ho ho! You have fallen for our trap! Now your voters will turn on y-
GOP Voters: fuck you *vote for GOP anyway*
Democrats: I can't believe the Left would do this...
GOP: fuck you
Democrats: Ho ho! You have fallen for our trap! Now your voters will turn on y-
GOP Voters: fuck you *vote for GOP anyway*
Democrats: I can't believe the Left would do this...
December 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Democrats: *smirking* Hey Republicans, how about you work with us to enact your policy?
GOP: fuck you
Democrats: Ho ho! You have fallen for our trap! Now your voters will turn on y-
GOP Voters: fuck you *vote for GOP anyway*
Democrats: I can't believe the Left would do this...
GOP: fuck you
Democrats: Ho ho! You have fallen for our trap! Now your voters will turn on y-
GOP Voters: fuck you *vote for GOP anyway*
Democrats: I can't believe the Left would do this...
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NYT made an astounding discovery: the rich have money, the poor don't.
October 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
NYT made an astounding discovery: the rich have money, the poor don't.
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"Isn't it just WILD how i get along better with nazis who want to exterminate minorities than i do with socialists who want everyone to have healthcare? wow i mean what does that say about healthcare?"
tell me if you've heard this one before: a billionaire gets upset for being criticized for saying stupid things on social media, then confidentially concludes the problem is most certainly everybody else
Mark Cuban Says It’s ‘CRAZY’ That 'Real Conversations' Are Easier On X Or Threads Than On Bluesky
Mark Cuban, billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, is stepping back from Bluesky, the social media platform once hailed as a kinder, more
offthefrontpage.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"Isn't it just WILD how i get along better with nazis who want to exterminate minorities than i do with socialists who want everyone to have healthcare? wow i mean what does that say about healthcare?"
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this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
share.google
December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
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me: I'm so pissed at democrats for not fighting republicans hard enough
liberals: well perhaps you'd be more comfortable on republican dot republican, the republican website, eh, you old republican?
liberals: well perhaps you'd be more comfortable on republican dot republican, the republican website, eh, you old republican?
December 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
me: I'm so pissed at democrats for not fighting republicans hard enough
liberals: well perhaps you'd be more comfortable on republican dot republican, the republican website, eh, you old republican?
liberals: well perhaps you'd be more comfortable on republican dot republican, the republican website, eh, you old republican?
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teenage nazis may have taken over the us treasury but luckily we have a bicameral legislature in a system with checks and balances to prevent authoritarian overreach so let's take a calming breath and see what the opposition party is doing-- oh no. no no no no no no no no oh god this is bad
This is from the DNC headquarters earlier
I’m going to go scream for forever.
I’m going to go scream for forever.
February 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
teenage nazis may have taken over the us treasury but luckily we have a bicameral legislature in a system with checks and balances to prevent authoritarian overreach so let's take a calming breath and see what the opposition party is doing-- oh no. no no no no no no no no oh god this is bad
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All of Satoshi Kon's films are now remastered in 4K.
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December 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
All of Satoshi Kon's films are now remastered in 4K.
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ccnews.cinemacity.co.jp/satoshi_kon_...
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Very cool stuff from the biggest podcast in the world
December 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Very cool stuff from the biggest podcast in the world
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It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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This is especially funny when the press and the notional opposition party has been treating the last year following a 1.5% trump win as a landslide with the mandate of heaven haa
December 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This is especially funny when the press and the notional opposition party has been treating the last year following a 1.5% trump win as a landslide with the mandate of heaven haa
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assistant attorney general for the civil rights division lol
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
assistant attorney general for the civil rights division lol
*finger to ear over live roaring crowd* I'm hearing, Jenny, that this time, the blue people, in this movie about lava and fire or whatever, this time is much different--some blue people are red people now
Deep lore, very deep film. Series, if I say so. Universal language, even
Deep lore, very deep film. Series, if I say so. Universal language, even
December 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
*finger to ear over live roaring crowd* I'm hearing, Jenny, that this time, the blue people, in this movie about lava and fire or whatever, this time is much different--some blue people are red people now
Deep lore, very deep film. Series, if I say so. Universal language, even
Deep lore, very deep film. Series, if I say so. Universal language, even
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I was wondering about this too. However, as we know from Sirenhead, all that's really needed is a speaker circuitry and an electrical signal to make convincing speech. I hope any peer reviewers will ask the same questions
December 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I was wondering about this too. However, as we know from Sirenhead, all that's really needed is a speaker circuitry and an electrical signal to make convincing speech. I hope any peer reviewers will ask the same questions
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Think how many millions of public school students have created glorious holiday art with their own minds and hands this month.
Weingarten could be sharing actual art and celebrating actual human kids whom the @aft.org is supposed to be serving.
But no. She's sharing "A.i." garbage based on theft.
Weingarten could be sharing actual art and celebrating actual human kids whom the @aft.org is supposed to be serving.
But no. She's sharing "A.i." garbage based on theft.
December 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Think how many millions of public school students have created glorious holiday art with their own minds and hands this month.
Weingarten could be sharing actual art and celebrating actual human kids whom the @aft.org is supposed to be serving.
But no. She's sharing "A.i." garbage based on theft.
Weingarten could be sharing actual art and celebrating actual human kids whom the @aft.org is supposed to be serving.
But no. She's sharing "A.i." garbage based on theft.
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"And I never say no"
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"And I never say no"
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.