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Haunt Couture
@hauntcouture.bsky.social
A-List Nobody, Ready To Rise And Slime 💪

he/him, queer as in none of your business

Artistic dabbler, tabletop writer & worrier. Always looking for new art friends!

Employer only endorses my bad posts

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Finished this yesterday! I hope dabbing is still cool
Any amateur animators on bluesky? Always looking for new art friends
#animation #robots
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I think it’s important to insist on recalling, at all available opportunities, that this was specifically an attack on a trans instructor over an assignment about gender. Neither of those details are incidental; they are the center of the story
If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
According to IMDB Trivia Tim Allen fell from the wires during The Santa Clause and died so they had to replace him with the actual Santa Claus for the rest of the film
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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ouch
December 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Sad to report congress has decided to no longer enforce the winter solstice. Days will continue to get shorter until, eventually, we live in a world of endless night
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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TA’s get assistantships to teach while going to school fulltime. So by firing her from the TA position, she has also most likely lost her assistantship. This means she has to come up with money to pay for school and rent and groceries because now she has no income. This was a hit job.
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I bought a pottery wheel but it didn't come with a splash pan so I just hide it all away when my family gets home and blame the dog. Ohhh what a mess you made mr. dog nooo
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
A movie scene I think about ALL THE TIME is from War Dogs, when the Albanians take the crates of bullets and time how long it takes to open a crate, open a box, put the bullets in a new container, seal it, move it along. You can't fight time
December 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Snow dragon ehhh
December 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Believing a lie menaces those who care about truth, and it pleases fascists to menace others, by dominating reality.

A lie gives a fascist something to force others to believe; a way to demonstrate they control not just their own reality, but that of others.

So fascists prefer to believe lies.
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Happy light, everyone ❤️‍🔥
December 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My friend's wife went to a library in Ireland where the books are so fragile you have to wear gloves to handle them. And sure, there are people working on digitizing them, but come on. 200 page FRAGILE books? How fast are you gonna get through that
When we say "no, everything hasn't been digitized," I need you to understand that we really mean is that virtually nothing has been digitized. This is because the realm of primary sources that historians use is incomprehensibly large.
Seems like it's worth posting this one again.
December 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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huge respect to monster hunter artists, their patience to draw all the details in the armor is aspirational ;w;
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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You know how when they do a restoration of an old painting they slowly remove the old yellow varnish with solvent and then they reapply a new varnish and it looks so clear and detailed and amazing. I think I need that done to me
December 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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i wish people would stop saying that people like me being driven forcefully out of public life and murdered is a distraction from stuff that matters
Never forget this: The GOP’s nonsensical culture war is meant to distract you from corporate corruption, worker oppression, and staggering wealth inequality.
December 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Game idea: “is my room getting larger?”
Everyday you wake up for work and your room get slightly larger each time until it becomes a challenge
December 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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running the bases a bunch before the other team gets there so the game starts at 82-0
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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If I were going to be in a live boxing match, I would first text someone "might let the other guy win tonight. he needs this more than I do" and then post the screenshot of that message if I lost
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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conservatives are pedophiles. they are willing to do anything to protect pedophiles.
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM