Tammy Garrison
@hauntedhideaway.bsky.social
Your Friendly Neighborhood Librarian, fundraiser and author of Sherlock Holmes AU pastiche The Twisted Blackmailer. Into Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Batman, The Phantom of the Opera and more. Neurodivergent. Jew. Newly baked potato.
I had an essay called “I’m Batman” in a book called Chicks Dig Comics years ago. The book was nominated for a Hugo, consequently or in consequently. Anyways… it’s recently come to my attention that I am not, in fact, Batman, and I somehow need to come to terms with that. 1/5
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I had an essay called “I’m Batman” in a book called Chicks Dig Comics years ago. The book was nominated for a Hugo, consequently or in consequently. Anyways… it’s recently come to my attention that I am not, in fact, Batman, and I somehow need to come to terms with that. 1/5
Got up to go to bed. All the cats came over and stood near their food bowls. Nice try, you little con artists. I know I fed you before we went to my sister’s for dinner.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Got up to go to bed. All the cats came over and stood near their food bowls. Nice try, you little con artists. I know I fed you before we went to my sister’s for dinner.
No.
Are there electric hannukiot for the window that aren’t tacky as heck?
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
No.
I wish to know more but also yes we are.
so is anyone going to talk about that Walmart commercial where the Grinch answers the door naked or are we just that far gone as a nation?
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I wish to know more but also yes we are.
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Maybe I do watch too much media, because in the empty corridors, passing empty but recently used rooms, I had an image of finding Mensah’s family camp house like this.
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Maybe I do watch too much media, because in the empty corridors, passing empty but recently used rooms, I had an image of finding Mensah’s family camp house like this.
Back from my sister’s in record time.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Back from my sister’s in record time.
Me too, buddy. Me too.
I wanted to talk to a human right now about as much as I wanted to lose a couple of limbs and have a conversation about my feelings.
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Me too, buddy. Me too.
Does it have ice? Cats love ice water. And people water.
Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Does it have ice? Cats love ice water. And people water.
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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It makes me happy knowing that Leia brought her boyfriend to Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It makes me happy knowing that Leia brought her boyfriend to Thanksgiving
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FORBIDDEN TURKEY
happy thanksgiving from therizinosaurus, the forbidden turkey 🦃 therizinosaurus was a pot-bellied, 5-tonne herbivore from late cretaceous mongolia, best-known for the scythe-like claws on its hands
(art by @kaek.bsky.social)
(art by @kaek.bsky.social)
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
FORBIDDEN TURKEY
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You know, if you’re the type of person to imagine that all the floats are actually depictions of the characters leaping onto someone in bed, this one would score very high.
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You know, if you’re the type of person to imagine that all the floats are actually depictions of the characters leaping onto someone in bed, this one would score very high.
One thing I’ve learned about myself over the years: I don’t have robust enough calendar software to be in a poly relationship.
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
One thing I’ve learned about myself over the years: I don’t have robust enough calendar software to be in a poly relationship.
lol I am warming the potatoes until it’s time to go anc the cats are tearing through the house like it’s the running of the bulls. Well, except for Pancake. He’s watching them like he is the only non-fool. And he may be.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
lol I am warming the potatoes until it’s time to go anc the cats are tearing through the house like it’s the running of the bulls. Well, except for Pancake. He’s watching them like he is the only non-fool. And he may be.
The smallest float in the parade. Stealing hearts.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The smallest float in the parade. Stealing hearts.
One of my other sisters (not oven door sister) is watching someone’s livestream of the parade. They’re just on the street filming and streaming. She’s seen some shit go down with the floats. Apparently she found THE feed for A++ balloon drama.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
One of my other sisters (not oven door sister) is watching someone’s livestream of the parade. They’re just on the street filming and streaming. She’s seen some shit go down with the floats. Apparently she found THE feed for A++ balloon drama.
I do need to get dressed and clean up the mess I made this morning in the kitchen before my sister comes to make her portion of the Thanksgiving dinner due to the oven door mishap. But I’m holding a sleepy baby kitty so I’m in-cat-pacitated.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I do need to get dressed and clean up the mess I made this morning in the kitchen before my sister comes to make her portion of the Thanksgiving dinner due to the oven door mishap. But I’m holding a sleepy baby kitty so I’m in-cat-pacitated.
I understand Riker fully in this moment.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I understand Riker fully in this moment.
Sleepy foster-baby who is ready to be adopted! Near Pittsburgh? Here’s her application!! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Sleepy foster-baby who is ready to be adopted! Near Pittsburgh? Here’s her application!! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
My sister’s Thanksgiving started off with a bang. The niece sat on the door. (It was off.) No lessons were learned.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
My sister’s Thanksgiving started off with a bang. The niece sat on the door. (It was off.) No lessons were learned.
Who designed Temple University’s dance team’s costumes? Open back? In late November? Why are you so cruel?
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Who designed Temple University’s dance team’s costumes? Open back? In late November? Why are you so cruel?
I’ve kicked Gingersnap out of two cupboards this morning, opened for her by Waffles. They’re working in tandem now. I am doomed.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’ve kicked Gingersnap out of two cupboards this morning, opened for her by Waffles. They’re working in tandem now. I am doomed.
“Nepo-hero.” lol. Nightwing’s just like…call a spade a spade. I’m a nepo-hero.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“Nepo-hero.” lol. Nightwing’s just like…call a spade a spade. I’m a nepo-hero.
All my potatoes are cut. First batch of baked ranch wedges is in the oven and I’m watching the parade. Thanksgiving is rolling on.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
All my potatoes are cut. First batch of baked ranch wedges is in the oven and I’m watching the parade. Thanksgiving is rolling on.
To everyone starting out for Chicago Tardis… have a safe trip! Say hi to everyone for me!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
To everyone starting out for Chicago Tardis… have a safe trip! Say hi to everyone for me!!