Hazel Fizz
@hazelfizz.bsky.social
Extremely queer, leftist, vaccinated/masked.
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If something horrible happens to a cat in your movie/book/comic/story, I'm sorry but I hate it. I hate the whole thing now. I can't help it, this is simply how I am built.
December 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If something horrible happens to a cat in your movie/book/comic/story, I'm sorry but I hate it. I hate the whole thing now. I can't help it, this is simply how I am built.
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An old thread is making the rounds again, so here's an updated version.
Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is one of the most enduring and adapted works of literature in history.
But did you know that he wrote 22 sequels?
Some are great! Some are trash! Some are bizarrely fascinating.
Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is one of the most enduring and adapted works of literature in history.
But did you know that he wrote 22 sequels?
Some are great! Some are trash! Some are bizarrely fascinating.
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
An old thread is making the rounds again, so here's an updated version.
Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is one of the most enduring and adapted works of literature in history.
But did you know that he wrote 22 sequels?
Some are great! Some are trash! Some are bizarrely fascinating.
Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is one of the most enduring and adapted works of literature in history.
But did you know that he wrote 22 sequels?
Some are great! Some are trash! Some are bizarrely fascinating.
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
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This is Brenda and Linda. They were brought into the shelter together, and Brenda had no interest in being separated from her friend. She jumped the kennel wall to get to Linda, and made sure everyone knew they're a package deal. The best news? It worked: They were adopted together. 14/10 for both
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is Brenda and Linda. They were brought into the shelter together, and Brenda had no interest in being separated from her friend. She jumped the kennel wall to get to Linda, and made sure everyone knew they're a package deal. The best news? It worked: They were adopted together. 14/10 for both
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Here's why Skyrim is weird.
You can buy an affordable house for yourself.
You can buy an affordable house for yourself.
Here is why Skyrim is weird.
You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.
Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.
Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Here's why Skyrim is weird.
You can buy an affordable house for yourself.
You can buy an affordable house for yourself.
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Ugh too mad to work. I’m taking a potoo break.
📸Sparkle Motion, Sebastian Lescano, unknown, Melissa Garoo
📸Sparkle Motion, Sebastian Lescano, unknown, Melissa Garoo
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Ugh too mad to work. I’m taking a potoo break.
📸Sparkle Motion, Sebastian Lescano, unknown, Melissa Garoo
📸Sparkle Motion, Sebastian Lescano, unknown, Melissa Garoo
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It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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This is correct. The 80s didn’t end until Smells Like Teen Spirit.
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is correct. The 80s didn’t end until Smells Like Teen Spirit.
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An important point to keep in mind.
February 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
An important point to keep in mind.
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The Oregon Trail generation speaks
I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.
February 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The Oregon Trail generation speaks
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There’s a Turkish phrase about the upside of hitting rock bottom being that things can’t get any worse. It goes göte giren şemsiye açılmaz and it means “an umbrella up one’s ass cannot be opened”
February 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
There’s a Turkish phrase about the upside of hitting rock bottom being that things can’t get any worse. It goes göte giren şemsiye açılmaz and it means “an umbrella up one’s ass cannot be opened”
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Watching the dog scratch and scratch at her dog bed and spin around until she’s comfy as I think “what a silly creature!!”. Then I lay down in my own bed and roll over and over trying to get blankets and pillows just right until I’m also comfy.
February 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Watching the dog scratch and scratch at her dog bed and spin around until she’s comfy as I think “what a silly creature!!”. Then I lay down in my own bed and roll over and over trying to get blankets and pillows just right until I’m also comfy.
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
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Sailor-mouthed people, this is our fucking moment
Add F*cking to Your Google Searches to Neutralize AI Summaries https://gizmodo.com/add-fcking-to-your-google-searches-to-neutralize-ai-summaries-2000557710
Add F*cking to Your Google Searches to Neutralize AI Summaries
Google will probably close this loophole soon enough.
gizmodo.com
January 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sailor-mouthed people, this is our fucking moment
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He also very directly and specifically blamed disabled people. And I am absolutely begging y’all to call it out and not leave us out of your activism. He literally named us. Why aren’t we on your list of at-risk groups?
January 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He also very directly and specifically blamed disabled people. And I am absolutely begging y’all to call it out and not leave us out of your activism. He literally named us. Why aren’t we on your list of at-risk groups?
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Seeing as I keep banging on about leaving substack, if you have a newsletter that’s not on substack and you’re looking for subscribers, why not post a link to your newsletter in the replies and explain what your newsletter is about.
January 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Seeing as I keep banging on about leaving substack, if you have a newsletter that’s not on substack and you’re looking for subscribers, why not post a link to your newsletter in the replies and explain what your newsletter is about.
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I SHOULD BE IRRELEVANT AND A CRACKPOT, NOT RIGHT
January 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I SHOULD BE IRRELEVANT AND A CRACKPOT, NOT RIGHT
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
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Timothy C. Roth, a member of Maryland's 'Task Force Turtle' (TFT) snapped this photo of a female common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) emerging from brumation in a dry lake mudhole with 18 lbs of dirt & grass on her back.
TFT tag these animals with radio transmitters to track movements.
TFT tag these animals with radio transmitters to track movements.
January 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Timothy C. Roth, a member of Maryland's 'Task Force Turtle' (TFT) snapped this photo of a female common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) emerging from brumation in a dry lake mudhole with 18 lbs of dirt & grass on her back.
TFT tag these animals with radio transmitters to track movements.
TFT tag these animals with radio transmitters to track movements.
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Two cool ladies (roommates??) and a small pal. Photo from my collection, ca. 1930s.
January 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Two cool ladies (roommates??) and a small pal. Photo from my collection, ca. 1930s.
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Kind of a long title but this movie sounds wild
January 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Kind of a long title but this movie sounds wild
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This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10
January 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10