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If I just think a little harder and was less lazy I could create a work of art that would achieve total self-realization and also defeat all my political enemies
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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People in the administration have done TONS of shit like this. I’d really like to see a comprehensive report on all of it—pictures removed, or altered, buildings renamed, all of the hamfisted attempt to rewrite the history these institutions tell themselves
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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the "???" is "a larger share of our chattering classes than you think is deep in the throes of a gambling addiction"
This is gambling, and we've essentially decided that it's okay to let it go on entirely unregulated for ??? Reasons.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
woman by choice fujoshi by da grace of god
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Thinking about how my brother has a boyfriend and my sister said she's probably a lesbian. I'm the last great transsexual hope for heterosexuality in this fucking family ...
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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The ideologue professors are persecuting me for my opinions, does anyone know who I can call to get them suspended?
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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People say that RSS feeds are great, but mine was just full of pro-Modi stuff.
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Asking for FFS and a guy with a bloodstained beard smelling vaguely of whiskey comes in with a hacksaw and a case of morphine
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Getting my SRS done by a grizzled Civil War surgeon who gives me a swig of laudanum and a bullet to bite
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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The Sun Belt: a concept invented by Storm Thurmond in 1971 to spread the plantation owner mindset outside of the Old Confederacy
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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it's so goddamn funny, despite all the trotsky quoting and raging, i'm just a mixed economy guy at the end of the day. the basic reality, however, is that you cannot trust the dem party leadership to not stab your child while you're sleeping if it means winning over one rural republican.
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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They call him ALI—great Caliph, the Trump of Arabia, should have been Caliph after Muhammad but Sleepy Abu Bakr stole it from him—but the WOKE want to erase him like all our great leaders, which is why I am signing an Executive Order saying all mosques must mention Ali in the Adhan! TYFYATTM!
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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It's been kind of memory holed, but Me Too started out with a lot of support from Republicans, who viewed it as an expose of liberal hypocrisy (Harvey Weinstein was a big Democratic donor) and then jumped off board once they realized many liberals were happy cleaning house
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Now that MAGA is at its zenith, the MAGA elites are learning a hard lesson about the true nature of the conspiracy theorists they’ve been playing to for 10 plus years:
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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trying to fit in at the global youth protests by pretending to enjoy one piece
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It all comes back to John Roberts btw. Every single bit of rot in our society comes from the Supreme Court (and the constitution, more generally)
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
genuinely got hoodwinked by the dumbest fucking people.
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Don't want to unfairly dunk on this guy, because pro-Eisenhower propaganda has convinced people that he was George McGovern with an R next to his name, but Eisenhower was an awful President for anyone who considers themselves a friend of progress, and in this thread, I'll cover why. 🧵
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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When in ancient times men failed as badly as you have just done, they would kill themselves.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“If the period from the 1880s into the early twentieth century was a golden age of reading, it was one by default: there was no other mass form of entertainment.”

Sport? Theater? Music?

Most people couldn't read during this period! Russian serfs weren't reading. Colonized peoples weren't reading.
Extraordinarily odd essay with various dubious claims and bizarre statements. Personally, if I had to name the top 25 reasons why France lost to Prussia, the literacy or education of the troops would not be on the list.
“The elites are ecstatic about imagining a vast, uneducated, and unproductive population forced to pay companies like OpenAI to access the written word and to approximate thought.”

Must read piece by Noah McCormack with too many quotaboe lines to select one! thebaffler.com/salvos/we-us...
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Extraordinarily odd essay with various dubious claims and bizarre statements. Personally, if I had to name the top 25 reasons why France lost to Prussia, the literacy or education of the troops would not be on the list.
“The elites are ecstatic about imagining a vast, uneducated, and unproductive population forced to pay companies like OpenAI to access the written word and to approximate thought.”

Must read piece by Noah McCormack with too many quotaboe lines to select one! thebaffler.com/salvos/we-us...
We Used to Read Things in This Country | Noah McCormack
Technology changes us—and it is currently changing us for the worse.
thebaffler.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Brianna Wu in 1593:
A lot of French are about to learn the hard way what politiques are.
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Everything Donald Trump is doing to Americans and in America was pioneered by Dick Cheney on foreigners and abroad. He threw the imperial boomerang
Neo-conservativism presaged Trumpian neo-fascism in several respects. It saw violence as a positive policy option not a defensive last resort. It held laws, norms and the lives of non-white people in total contempt. And many, many centrists either cringed in deference to it or actively collaborated.
Dick Cheney, vice-president and giant of Republican politics, dies aged 84
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
What the fuck do you mean his full name was Horace Greeley Hjalmar Schacht? Huh??
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM