Herby the Love Nug 🌱
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I dabble. I frolic.
Me: Hey, Google [pronounced like Miguel] I would like the entire discography of Sugar Ray to play while I soak in the tub.
My Wife: Stop calling me that. Also, no, no more Sugar Ray.
My Wife: Stop calling me that. Also, no, no more Sugar Ray.
June 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me: Hey, Google [pronounced like Miguel] I would like the entire discography of Sugar Ray to play while I soak in the tub.
My Wife: Stop calling me that. Also, no, no more Sugar Ray.
My Wife: Stop calling me that. Also, no, no more Sugar Ray.
A day will come that Tom Cruise can't run in a movie and I don't think any of us are prepared for it.
June 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
A day will come that Tom Cruise can't run in a movie and I don't think any of us are prepared for it.
Me, panic rising in my voice: Babe, have you seen my jorts?
June 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Me, panic rising in my voice: Babe, have you seen my jorts?
The Tacorina of Time
June 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The Tacorina of Time
What's the haps?
May 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What's the haps?
I would donate my body to science if I can specify which science.
Mine would go to physics. I want them to launch my corpse with a trebuchet.
Mine would go to physics. I want them to launch my corpse with a trebuchet.
May 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I would donate my body to science if I can specify which science.
Mine would go to physics. I want them to launch my corpse with a trebuchet.
Mine would go to physics. I want them to launch my corpse with a trebuchet.
Wayne Newton?! That's a surprise!
May 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Wayne Newton?! That's a surprise!
"Yeah, you could say I'm poly.
With the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost."
That's what I imagine the first American Pope will say when he addresses the crowd.
With the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost."
That's what I imagine the first American Pope will say when he addresses the crowd.
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Yeah, you could say I'm poly.
With the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost."
That's what I imagine the first American Pope will say when he addresses the crowd.
With the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost."
That's what I imagine the first American Pope will say when he addresses the crowd.
Me: *throwing open an old steamer trunk full of bird feathers* Babe, have you seen the top hat?
Wife: *brushing the moose antlers mounted on my penny farthing* Did you look in the bird feather trunk?
Me: *putting on my Baby Yoda backpack* Did I look in-- Do you think this is my first Met Gala?
Wife: *brushing the moose antlers mounted on my penny farthing* Did you look in the bird feather trunk?
Me: *putting on my Baby Yoda backpack* Did I look in-- Do you think this is my first Met Gala?
May 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Me: *throwing open an old steamer trunk full of bird feathers* Babe, have you seen the top hat?
Wife: *brushing the moose antlers mounted on my penny farthing* Did you look in the bird feather trunk?
Me: *putting on my Baby Yoda backpack* Did I look in-- Do you think this is my first Met Gala?
Wife: *brushing the moose antlers mounted on my penny farthing* Did you look in the bird feather trunk?
Me: *putting on my Baby Yoda backpack* Did I look in-- Do you think this is my first Met Gala?
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If you like dad bods you’re gonna love whatever the hell shape this is
May 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you like dad bods you’re gonna love whatever the hell shape this is
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Why does a horse always win the Kentucky Derby? What about a speedy giraffe with a heart of gold
May 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Why does a horse always win the Kentucky Derby? What about a speedy giraffe with a heart of gold
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“Worst she can say is no.” Bro, she said I look like someone tried to draw President Taft from memory.
May 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“Worst she can say is no.” Bro, she said I look like someone tried to draw President Taft from memory.
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Mummy, I’m afraid if I don’t act like a complete dipshit in every arena of life, the other boys will never offer me the brittle wafer of masculinity. Oh how I love its sandy taste, Mummy!
May 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Mummy, I’m afraid if I don’t act like a complete dipshit in every arena of life, the other boys will never offer me the brittle wafer of masculinity. Oh how I love its sandy taste, Mummy!
Elon's gonna be first on that autism registry, yeah?
April 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Elon's gonna be first on that autism registry, yeah?
A haiku I wrote:
Sometimes I feel like
A nut. Sometimes I don't. Fuck.
That's not enough syll
Sometimes I feel like
A nut. Sometimes I don't. Fuck.
That's not enough syll
April 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A haiku I wrote:
Sometimes I feel like
A nut. Sometimes I don't. Fuck.
That's not enough syll
Sometimes I feel like
A nut. Sometimes I don't. Fuck.
That's not enough syll
Yeah, I've got RIZZ
Really
Interesting
methods for making piZZa
Really
Interesting
methods for making piZZa
April 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Yeah, I've got RIZZ
Really
Interesting
methods for making piZZa
Really
Interesting
methods for making piZZa
I miss StumbleUpon
April 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I miss StumbleUpon
I'm at an inflection point with this account. I don't know if I want to keep making generic bad posts, or if I want to make bad posts about something specific.
April 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm at an inflection point with this account. I don't know if I want to keep making generic bad posts, or if I want to make bad posts about something specific.
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RFK Jr looking at this human spine like the hungriest man on the planet
April 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
RFK Jr looking at this human spine like the hungriest man on the planet
So like is the broccoli cut the new fashy?
April 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So like is the broccoli cut the new fashy?
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
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And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”
April 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”
Dude Perfect but it's just me flinging my dog's poo bags into the garbage.
April 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Dude Perfect but it's just me flinging my dog's poo bags into the garbage.
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America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.
April 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.