Andrew Jordan
@herrjordan.bsky.social
Trained journalist, TV/Radio production, music, and other crud. 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
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I heard they're trying to ban fat asses and tylenol
December 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I heard they're trying to ban fat asses and tylenol
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In Windsor for Christmas this year. Checked the Windsor subreddit to see what was going on in town.
Top post from is just a guy posting a photo of Fireball and egg nog and saying "let's get fully nogged"
Top post from is just a guy posting a photo of Fireball and egg nog and saying "let's get fully nogged"
December 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
In Windsor for Christmas this year. Checked the Windsor subreddit to see what was going on in town.
Top post from is just a guy posting a photo of Fireball and egg nog and saying "let's get fully nogged"
Top post from is just a guy posting a photo of Fireball and egg nog and saying "let's get fully nogged"
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this is basically why they teach you to write a line through the end of the amount portion of a check
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
this is basically why they teach you to write a line through the end of the amount portion of a check
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Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:
Lazy Sunday - SNL Digital Short
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:
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Side note Frank Oz absolutely has that shit ON here
December 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Side note Frank Oz absolutely has that shit ON here
It sounds like she's reading for the first time. Not reading this book for the first time, but reading anything ever for the first time
Many of the Goodreads reviews for Nuzzi's books complain about the narration, but I wasn't prepared for how bad the audiobook really is.
samples.audible.com/bk/sans/0144...
samples.audible.com/bk/sans/0144...
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It sounds like she's reading for the first time. Not reading this book for the first time, but reading anything ever for the first time
Reminds of a time when a dude on the bus casually popped open, and split an entire can of sardines with his 4 or 5 year old daughter
Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna https://theonion.com/inconsiderate-woman-on-bus-eating-live-tuna-1819575933/
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Reminds of a time when a dude on the bus casually popped open, and split an entire can of sardines with his 4 or 5 year old daughter
Yeah, didn't see that coming
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Yeah, didn't see that coming
9th grade French assignment for Halloween. Pick a monster, write an in-character speech. I chose vampire.
The word for blood is "Sang". I didn't know the G is silent, and pronounced like "Song". I didn't say that. What I said repeatedly was:
"I want to suck your Monkey"
The word for blood is "Sang". I didn't know the G is silent, and pronounced like "Song". I didn't say that. What I said repeatedly was:
"I want to suck your Monkey"
Thank you to the lovely audience member at @hayfestival who shared that her daughter had once corrected her pronunciation of ‘epiphany’ and told her it should of course be ‘epi-fanny’.
Which word have you royally mispronounced because you’d only ever seen it written down?
Which word have you royally mispronounced because you’d only ever seen it written down?
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
9th grade French assignment for Halloween. Pick a monster, write an in-character speech. I chose vampire.
The word for blood is "Sang". I didn't know the G is silent, and pronounced like "Song". I didn't say that. What I said repeatedly was:
"I want to suck your Monkey"
The word for blood is "Sang". I didn't know the G is silent, and pronounced like "Song". I didn't say that. What I said repeatedly was:
"I want to suck your Monkey"
That made a beautiful sound
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
That made a beautiful sound
Joke: "Is this gonna be a topless park?"
Episode: Ron & Tammy 2
Line reading: Joan Callamezzo's Pawnee Walk of Fame speech
Main Character: Leslie
Side Character: Harris & Brett (tie)
Pawnee Specfic Thing: People putting their whole mouths over top of water fountain spouts
Episode: Ron & Tammy 2
Line reading: Joan Callamezzo's Pawnee Walk of Fame speech
Main Character: Leslie
Side Character: Harris & Brett (tie)
Pawnee Specfic Thing: People putting their whole mouths over top of water fountain spouts
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Joke: "Is this gonna be a topless park?"
Episode: Ron & Tammy 2
Line reading: Joan Callamezzo's Pawnee Walk of Fame speech
Main Character: Leslie
Side Character: Harris & Brett (tie)
Pawnee Specfic Thing: People putting their whole mouths over top of water fountain spouts
Episode: Ron & Tammy 2
Line reading: Joan Callamezzo's Pawnee Walk of Fame speech
Main Character: Leslie
Side Character: Harris & Brett (tie)
Pawnee Specfic Thing: People putting their whole mouths over top of water fountain spouts
@hollyanderson.bsky.social Does Channel 6 accept photo essays? This is a sample of a series of weird ads that were put up in my Canadian city. Always different phone numbers
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social Does Channel 6 accept photo essays? This is a sample of a series of weird ads that were put up in my Canadian city. Always different phone numbers
You watch one Columbo video, and suddenly your algorithm is nothing but Columbo porn
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You watch one Columbo video, and suddenly your algorithm is nothing but Columbo porn
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OH MY GOD
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
OH MY GOD
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Oh My God! As a huge music nerd, you have no idea how much of a get this is. The Bernard Purdie Shuffle is one of the most iconic beats in music. The Police, Led Zeppelin, Kim Mitchell 🇨🇦, and more had songs with it. TOTO's Jeff Porcaro admitted to stealing it to make Rosanna.
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Oh My God! As a huge music nerd, you have no idea how much of a get this is. The Bernard Purdie Shuffle is one of the most iconic beats in music. The Police, Led Zeppelin, Kim Mitchell 🇨🇦, and more had songs with it. TOTO's Jeff Porcaro admitted to stealing it to make Rosanna.
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BLUESKY
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BLUESKY
No air drumming this time. Bruford can change the timing up so fast you could snap your wrist
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
No air drumming this time. Bruford can change the timing up so fast you could snap your wrist
Gibby, No!!! Not the Angels!
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gibby, No!!! Not the Angels!
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Buried in the Doug Ford govt's fall budget are changes that would remove parts of Wasaga beach from provincial protection. As I reported in August, those parts are 60% of the world’s longest freshwater beach and the main nesting area for the endangered piping plover: thenarwhal.ca/wasaga-beach...
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Buried in the Doug Ford govt's fall budget are changes that would remove parts of Wasaga beach from provincial protection. As I reported in August, those parts are 60% of the world’s longest freshwater beach and the main nesting area for the endangered piping plover: thenarwhal.ca/wasaga-beach...
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Hi Bluesky 👋
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hi Bluesky 👋
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP
It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history
I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
That's truly evil.
At 9:25 PM EST the Supreme Court decided people should starve. Supreme Court pauses order that Trump administration must pay full SNAP benefits www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/s...
Supreme Court pauses order that Trump administration must pay full SNAP benefits
The Trump administration tried not to pay for any food stamps in November because of the government shutdown. It now proposes partial SNAP benefits.
www.cnbc.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
That's truly evil.