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HillBilly Man is a Gorillaz song. I'm not a man
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August 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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An ode to tomato's and summer reading 🍅📙🐛
New mini painting available!
3x8", airbrush, gouache and ink.
$115 (US shipping included)
DM to claim (Venmo preferred)
New mini painting available!
3x8", airbrush, gouache and ink.
$115 (US shipping included)
DM to claim (Venmo preferred)
July 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
An ode to tomato's and summer reading 🍅📙🐛
New mini painting available!
3x8", airbrush, gouache and ink.
$115 (US shipping included)
DM to claim (Venmo preferred)
New mini painting available!
3x8", airbrush, gouache and ink.
$115 (US shipping included)
DM to claim (Venmo preferred)
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Thinking about how much I like fresh basil and then saying, “I go crazy for the bazy” over and over until loved ones are concerned.
May 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Thinking about how much I like fresh basil and then saying, “I go crazy for the bazy” over and over until loved ones are concerned.
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Good news: This week Texas officially legalized kei cars.
Common Sense Prevails: Texas Legalizes Kei Cars
Starting in September, you can legally title and drive a kei vehicle in the Lone Star State as long as it's over 25 years old.
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May 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Good news: This week Texas officially legalized kei cars.
I don't think things are going to get any better for me
May 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I don't think things are going to get any better for me
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the concept of Bean Footage has evolved over the years but its underlying beauty has been stalwart
May 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
the concept of Bean Footage has evolved over the years but its underlying beauty has been stalwart
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I've somehow found myself on gardening tiktok but for the dumbest people imaginable
Them: "try sprinkling the seasoning packet in when you plant the bean soup beans!"
Me: "maybe you shouldn't do that if there's salt in it"
Them: "uhh literally every fertilizer has salt 🙄"
GOD COULD YOU IMAGINE
Them: "try sprinkling the seasoning packet in when you plant the bean soup beans!"
Me: "maybe you shouldn't do that if there's salt in it"
Them: "uhh literally every fertilizer has salt 🙄"
GOD COULD YOU IMAGINE
April 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I've somehow found myself on gardening tiktok but for the dumbest people imaginable
Them: "try sprinkling the seasoning packet in when you plant the bean soup beans!"
Me: "maybe you shouldn't do that if there's salt in it"
Them: "uhh literally every fertilizer has salt 🙄"
GOD COULD YOU IMAGINE
Them: "try sprinkling the seasoning packet in when you plant the bean soup beans!"
Me: "maybe you shouldn't do that if there's salt in it"
Them: "uhh literally every fertilizer has salt 🙄"
GOD COULD YOU IMAGINE
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I'm currently in Nashville, and my "hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see" line is working surprisingly poorly
April 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm currently in Nashville, and my "hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see" line is working surprisingly poorly
If you win a bunch of money in a lawsuit, you definitely shouldn't just start giving big chunks of it to family. However, if my cousin gets several million after this appeal today... I might be crossing my fingers for her to make a bad decision in my direction lmao
April 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If you win a bunch of money in a lawsuit, you definitely shouldn't just start giving big chunks of it to family. However, if my cousin gets several million after this appeal today... I might be crossing my fingers for her to make a bad decision in my direction lmao
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anyway here's your comedy for monday afternoon
April 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
anyway here's your comedy for monday afternoon
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if you're the type of person who folds under pressure then competitive origami is perfect for you
May 21, 2024 at 12:43 PM
if you're the type of person who folds under pressure then competitive origami is perfect for you
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happy 30th birthday to A Goofy Movie which debuted April 7 1995, half a year behind schedule due to a single pixel on a single monitor
April 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
happy 30th birthday to A Goofy Movie which debuted April 7 1995, half a year behind schedule due to a single pixel on a single monitor
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me texting my husband at the grocery store
April 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
me texting my husband at the grocery store
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Making tacos for dinner is such a logistical nightmare.. so many fucking containers
April 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Making tacos for dinner is such a logistical nightmare.. so many fucking containers
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ME: [chronically iron deficient] Bring me my medicinal hamburger
ROOMMATE: what
ROOMMATE: what
March 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
ME: [chronically iron deficient] Bring me my medicinal hamburger
ROOMMATE: what
ROOMMATE: what
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Passing the Republican bill and shaking my head the whole time so the people on C Span know I disagree with it
March 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Passing the Republican bill and shaking my head the whole time so the people on C Span know I disagree with it
It's extremely rude of these people to be talking loudly about their fun mocktails
1) I'm trying to work and I can't concentrate
2) their mocktails sound delicious but most of them are fizzy and I still can't taste carbonation 🥲
3) their conversation sounds fun and I never have fun work convos 😔
1) I'm trying to work and I can't concentrate
2) their mocktails sound delicious but most of them are fizzy and I still can't taste carbonation 🥲
3) their conversation sounds fun and I never have fun work convos 😔
March 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It's extremely rude of these people to be talking loudly about their fun mocktails
1) I'm trying to work and I can't concentrate
2) their mocktails sound delicious but most of them are fizzy and I still can't taste carbonation 🥲
3) their conversation sounds fun and I never have fun work convos 😔
1) I'm trying to work and I can't concentrate
2) their mocktails sound delicious but most of them are fizzy and I still can't taste carbonation 🥲
3) their conversation sounds fun and I never have fun work convos 😔
I put ten big ole bags of dirt in my little bitty hybrid car and it's protesting
March 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I put ten big ole bags of dirt in my little bitty hybrid car and it's protesting
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life hack: show up an hour late on monday and swear on your life that you've never heard of daylight savings time before, tell coworkers that you're in some twilight zone situation, then leave saying "I have to go figure out what happened to me"
March 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
life hack: show up an hour late on monday and swear on your life that you've never heard of daylight savings time before, tell coworkers that you're in some twilight zone situation, then leave saying "I have to go figure out what happened to me"
I was gonna download Finch but then saw this and got preemptively devastated over the thought of having abandoned this virtual pet. I can't do this to myself
March 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I was gonna download Finch but then saw this and got preemptively devastated over the thought of having abandoned this virtual pet. I can't do this to myself
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So Steak 'n' Shake is a Nazi bar now
March 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So Steak 'n' Shake is a Nazi bar now
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guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T