Mac
@hippodelphia.bsky.social
Treguna, Mekoides, Trecorum, Satis Deez Nuts.
Pulling a u-ie on Belmont, had my signal on to turn L, gave myself a little extra berth to make the full turn. Woman honks at me as she’s about to t-bone me, and I’m like “Alright, but my single was for the other direction?”
She cursed me out and was looking at me like I was insane.
Girl, no.
She cursed me out and was looking at me like I was insane.
Girl, no.
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Pulling a u-ie on Belmont, had my signal on to turn L, gave myself a little extra berth to make the full turn. Woman honks at me as she’s about to t-bone me, and I’m like “Alright, but my single was for the other direction?”
She cursed me out and was looking at me like I was insane.
Girl, no.
She cursed me out and was looking at me like I was insane.
Girl, no.
This episode of Walker has everything! Hallucinations of Cherokee stopping traffic, time travel, and somebody being framed for murder.
We’re only halfway in!
We’re only halfway in!
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This episode of Walker has everything! Hallucinations of Cherokee stopping traffic, time travel, and somebody being framed for murder.
We’re only halfway in!
We’re only halfway in!
Doodling at a coffee shop as the daylight winds down and I’m sitting next to two people who…are either student/professor, or working out bumps in a polycule.
One of them just said to the other:
“This goes back to past lives even.”
One of them just said to the other:
“This goes back to past lives even.”
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Doodling at a coffee shop as the daylight winds down and I’m sitting next to two people who…are either student/professor, or working out bumps in a polycule.
One of them just said to the other:
“This goes back to past lives even.”
One of them just said to the other:
“This goes back to past lives even.”
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remember the other day when that post ostensibly by Cher in response to Karoline Leavett went viral, and all of us who are intimately familiar with the unique cadence of her tweets were like “lmao Cher did not write that”
sentence case, without an emoji to be found?? that’s some ChatGPT shit
sentence case, without an emoji to be found?? that’s some ChatGPT shit
December 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
remember the other day when that post ostensibly by Cher in response to Karoline Leavett went viral, and all of us who are intimately familiar with the unique cadence of her tweets were like “lmao Cher did not write that”
sentence case, without an emoji to be found?? that’s some ChatGPT shit
sentence case, without an emoji to be found?? that’s some ChatGPT shit
Another find to pass along to @clairewillett.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Another find to pass along to @clairewillett.bsky.social
Now THAT’s the spirit!
Kids are playing with their Christmas presents but I'm going online to cyberbully the governor of Oregon
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Now THAT’s the spirit!
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One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on
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Ok ya bastards, it’s Festivus. Let’s hear those grievances!
(Given the state of Everything™, maybe share some little ones that you think would only affect you.)
(Given the state of Everything™, maybe share some little ones that you think would only affect you.)
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ok ya bastards, it’s Festivus. Let’s hear those grievances!
(Given the state of Everything™, maybe share some little ones that you think would only affect you.)
(Given the state of Everything™, maybe share some little ones that you think would only affect you.)
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Benoit Blanc's Bible Bonkers
December 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Benoit Blanc's Bible Bonkers
One of my nanny kids has a cat that she calls “Butthole Kitty”.
Today I was corrected by the other nanny kid who said: “I thought that cat’s name was Special Kitty?”
Reader, I was not prepared!!!
Today I was corrected by the other nanny kid who said: “I thought that cat’s name was Special Kitty?”
Reader, I was not prepared!!!
December 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
One of my nanny kids has a cat that she calls “Butthole Kitty”.
Today I was corrected by the other nanny kid who said: “I thought that cat’s name was Special Kitty?”
Reader, I was not prepared!!!
Today I was corrected by the other nanny kid who said: “I thought that cat’s name was Special Kitty?”
Reader, I was not prepared!!!
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
This episode of Walker has everything! Cherokee NASCAR drivers, white women with telepathy, a real dog hooked up to a mechanical mouth puppeteered by a ventriloquist…
December 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This episode of Walker has everything! Cherokee NASCAR drivers, white women with telepathy, a real dog hooked up to a mechanical mouth puppeteered by a ventriloquist…
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"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up
Fuck John Baldessari. You should make all the bad art you want.
I mean, things are tough all over. If rude criticism stops you from making art, you should probably not be making art.
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Fuck John Baldessari. You should make all the bad art you want.
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I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
Today I’ve been the type of tired that pulls you into your bed and holds you there against your will. It’s the worst.
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Today I’ve been the type of tired that pulls you into your bed and holds you there against your will. It’s the worst.
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we’ve got to Cask of Amontillado these people
Hillary come check out my wine cellar, I have new polling data down there which says you should totally run again in 2028. bring your husband and James Carville
Hillary come check out my wine cellar, I have new polling data down there which says you should totally run again in 2028. bring your husband and James Carville
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
we’ve got to Cask of Amontillado these people
Hillary come check out my wine cellar, I have new polling data down there which says you should totally run again in 2028. bring your husband and James Carville
Hillary come check out my wine cellar, I have new polling data down there which says you should totally run again in 2028. bring your husband and James Carville
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Not to go down this week's particular rabbit hole very deeply, but as a guy who was *in fact hiring Hollywood writers* between 2011 and 2018, four staffs in total, it seems a lot of smart commenters are missing I did not diversify my rooms to be woke, I diversified my rooms to have better rooms.
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Not to go down this week's particular rabbit hole very deeply, but as a guy who was *in fact hiring Hollywood writers* between 2011 and 2018, four staffs in total, it seems a lot of smart commenters are missing I did not diversify my rooms to be woke, I diversified my rooms to have better rooms.
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JESUS CHRIST
December 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
JESUS CHRIST
American fluff journalist: “people are wondering, could it happen here?”
America made the blueprint for mass shootings. What do you mean could it happen here? It does! Like all the fucking time!!!
America made the blueprint for mass shootings. What do you mean could it happen here? It does! Like all the fucking time!!!
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
American fluff journalist: “people are wondering, could it happen here?”
America made the blueprint for mass shootings. What do you mean could it happen here? It does! Like all the fucking time!!!
America made the blueprint for mass shootings. What do you mean could it happen here? It does! Like all the fucking time!!!
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different