W
@hopefullyeveraf.bsky.social
Private Chef w/catering company based out of Portland, Oregon
Former Documentarian, Communications & Operations Guru, University of Georgia grad, Globetrotting Black American Elitist living in Mexico City, Mexico
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Former Documentarian, Communications & Operations Guru, University of Georgia grad, Globetrotting Black American Elitist living in Mexico City, Mexico
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@hopefullyeveraf.bsky.social
· Nov 10
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It’s my bday today!
And I’ve decided that what I want most is to not be in agonizing pain!
Donate to my fundraiser to help give me the gift of relief. I’m giving away food prizes to random donors!
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And I’ve decided that what I want most is to not be in agonizing pain!
Donate to my fundraiser to help give me the gift of relief. I’m giving away food prizes to random donors!
You could get your Thanksgiving catered! Check it out!
gofund.me/82669810
A miracle happened to me tonight.
At the Emeryville Amtrak station to head to Portland and the train is already pulling away from the station as I approach it with my bags. Knowing a lost cause as I watch it speed away, I dejectedly head back to station, only to find the train had stopped for me!😎
At the Emeryville Amtrak station to head to Portland and the train is already pulling away from the station as I approach it with my bags. Knowing a lost cause as I watch it speed away, I dejectedly head back to station, only to find the train had stopped for me!😎
December 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
A miracle happened to me tonight.
At the Emeryville Amtrak station to head to Portland and the train is already pulling away from the station as I approach it with my bags. Knowing a lost cause as I watch it speed away, I dejectedly head back to station, only to find the train had stopped for me!😎
At the Emeryville Amtrak station to head to Portland and the train is already pulling away from the station as I approach it with my bags. Knowing a lost cause as I watch it speed away, I dejectedly head back to station, only to find the train had stopped for me!😎
Roth in an ensemble in an R rated action comedy muppet flick written by Tarantino is something I’d see.
Wouldn’t let him direct tho. He’d agonize over doing something in his muppet movie that’s never been done in any muppet movie & ruin it. Him writing is looser & funnier, less spectacle more focus.
Wouldn’t let him direct tho. He’d agonize over doing something in his muppet movie that’s never been done in any muppet movie & ruin it. Him writing is looser & funnier, less spectacle more focus.
Tarantino Trek Film sounds like the sort of idea that a person who leaps to his feet yelling "Eureka! Eli Roth Muppet Movie!" would come up with
I’m sincerely glad his Star Trek movie never happened. And that’s such a weird thing to even say but the collision between his worst fans and trek’s worst fans? Like reeses’ but it’s lint and axe body spray not chocolate and peanut butter
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Roth in an ensemble in an R rated action comedy muppet flick written by Tarantino is something I’d see.
Wouldn’t let him direct tho. He’d agonize over doing something in his muppet movie that’s never been done in any muppet movie & ruin it. Him writing is looser & funnier, less spectacle more focus.
Wouldn’t let him direct tho. He’d agonize over doing something in his muppet movie that’s never been done in any muppet movie & ruin it. Him writing is looser & funnier, less spectacle more focus.
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December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Wow, an extraordinary generous offer from a Bolts reader:
Russ is offering to match any contribution you make to Bolts (just let him know)!
And he'll also throw in an additional $$ for each repost of his post, or each new follow @boltsmag.org gets. So at least smash those share or follow buttons!
Russ is offering to match any contribution you make to Bolts (just let him know)!
And he'll also throw in an additional $$ for each repost of his post, or each new follow @boltsmag.org gets. So at least smash those share or follow buttons!
As a chef I get asked constantly: what is your favorite thing to cook?
My answer: whatever I’m getting paid to cook.
My answer: whatever I’m getting paid to cook.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
As a chef I get asked constantly: what is your favorite thing to cook?
My answer: whatever I’m getting paid to cook.
My answer: whatever I’m getting paid to cook.
Why is everyone on this website talking about felching?
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Why is everyone on this website talking about felching?
1. Our Song
2. Bad Blood
3. You Belong with Me
4. I Know Places
5. Wonderland
This may have been the hardest one of these I can think that I’ve ever done.
And I don’t even known most of her catalog past ‘Lover’.
2. Bad Blood
3. You Belong with Me
4. I Know Places
5. Wonderland
This may have been the hardest one of these I can think that I’ve ever done.
And I don’t even known most of her catalog past ‘Lover’.
in no particular order
1. ivy
2. would've, could've, should've
3. the black dog
4. wonderland
5. epiphany
1. ivy
2. would've, could've, should've
3. the black dog
4. wonderland
5. epiphany
fuck nudes, show me your favorite Taylor Swift songs
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
1. Our Song
2. Bad Blood
3. You Belong with Me
4. I Know Places
5. Wonderland
This may have been the hardest one of these I can think that I’ve ever done.
And I don’t even known most of her catalog past ‘Lover’.
2. Bad Blood
3. You Belong with Me
4. I Know Places
5. Wonderland
This may have been the hardest one of these I can think that I’ve ever done.
And I don’t even known most of her catalog past ‘Lover’.
You’re right about this & PDX.
I am in the Bay presently, & riding my board around here w/ the waymo cars is a challenge for me & the bicyclists around me, but even more so the passengers in the Waymo! The cars are better at yeidlig than peeps, but they are too good at it & sometimes wait too long.
I am in the Bay presently, & riding my board around here w/ the waymo cars is a challenge for me & the bicyclists around me, but even more so the passengers in the Waymo! The cars are better at yeidlig than peeps, but they are too good at it & sometimes wait too long.
also, i think waymo's safety has to be extremely heavily caveated (and, to be fair, i think waymo does okay at this) - it's very difficult to see how they could ever operate in portland, for example, so while it's an interesting and novel technology, it's not even close to universally applicable
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
You’re right about this & PDX.
I am in the Bay presently, & riding my board around here w/ the waymo cars is a challenge for me & the bicyclists around me, but even more so the passengers in the Waymo! The cars are better at yeidlig than peeps, but they are too good at it & sometimes wait too long.
I am in the Bay presently, & riding my board around here w/ the waymo cars is a challenge for me & the bicyclists around me, but even more so the passengers in the Waymo! The cars are better at yeidlig than peeps, but they are too good at it & sometimes wait too long.
In my aborted documentary, all of the Trumpers that I interview on film are convinced that undocumented people get $2500/ mnth from the government plus free apartments, phones, and private school vouchers for their kids. They can not be unconvinced on this, no matter the evidence.
one argument thats always struck me as funny is the one about people coming to america to drain the budget of our many social services. such as free university, free healthcare, UBI, etc. you know, all those things we dont have
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
In my aborted documentary, all of the Trumpers that I interview on film are convinced that undocumented people get $2500/ mnth from the government plus free apartments, phones, and private school vouchers for their kids. They can not be unconvinced on this, no matter the evidence.
I’m not hip on UK politics, but I am hip to rock n roll history.
How is what Labour is proposing in the UK for immigrants any different that what Clapton got in trouble for about Enoch Powell all those years ago?
How is what Labour is proposing in the UK for immigrants any different that what Clapton got in trouble for about Enoch Powell all those years ago?
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I’m not hip on UK politics, but I am hip to rock n roll history.
How is what Labour is proposing in the UK for immigrants any different that what Clapton got in trouble for about Enoch Powell all those years ago?
How is what Labour is proposing in the UK for immigrants any different that what Clapton got in trouble for about Enoch Powell all those years ago?
This Barro bro makes me so 😡!
I bet I scored higher on every standardized test we’ve ever taken jn common, I’ve managed orgs w 100s of ppl, & you cldnt find 1 who would say a negative word about me, yet bc I was born poor & blk, I don’t get to write op-eds, but slowly bleed to death of gum disease.
I bet I scored higher on every standardized test we’ve ever taken jn common, I’ve managed orgs w 100s of ppl, & you cldnt find 1 who would say a negative word about me, yet bc I was born poor & blk, I don’t get to write op-eds, but slowly bleed to death of gum disease.
This guy is a dunce. Seriously. Imagine believing this. And I absolutely want to see Josh Barro take a timed test where he doesn't the internet or his parents around to help him with the answers.
libertarians belong in a zoo
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This Barro bro makes me so 😡!
I bet I scored higher on every standardized test we’ve ever taken jn common, I’ve managed orgs w 100s of ppl, & you cldnt find 1 who would say a negative word about me, yet bc I was born poor & blk, I don’t get to write op-eds, but slowly bleed to death of gum disease.
I bet I scored higher on every standardized test we’ve ever taken jn common, I’ve managed orgs w 100s of ppl, & you cldnt find 1 who would say a negative word about me, yet bc I was born poor & blk, I don’t get to write op-eds, but slowly bleed to death of gum disease.
Olberman, you’re getting slow in your old age. You should be deep into calling this quisling Megyn Skellytor or something fit for her true nature by now. Feel free to hurl it at her as your own. She deserves it, the monster.
I still call her Rachetness ‘Coultergiest’ to this day, thanks to you sir.😎
I still call her Rachetness ‘Coultergiest’ to this day, thanks to you sir.😎
The other problem with the resurfacing of the old tapes in which Megyn Kelly 2018 was universally aghast at child rape rather than rationalizing much of it now is...it reminds us that there's something amiss with her new "look"
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Olberman, you’re getting slow in your old age. You should be deep into calling this quisling Megyn Skellytor or something fit for her true nature by now. Feel free to hurl it at her as your own. She deserves it, the monster.
I still call her Rachetness ‘Coultergiest’ to this day, thanks to you sir.😎
I still call her Rachetness ‘Coultergiest’ to this day, thanks to you sir.😎
She’s running
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
She’s running
Aubrey Plaza, natch.
I am mentally casting this scene of Boebert getting cornered in the Situation Room by Patel, Bondi, etc., and wondering which actress could get an Oscar nomination for portraying this realization.
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Aubrey Plaza, natch.
Met this dude Scott Weiner out n about a few years back before he was a state senator and he’s the real deal!
Got a new story up, a profile of CA state senator and congressional candidate Scott Wiener, and a whole bunch of state housing politics and policy—to me, the totalizing political issue right now. Get people cheap housing near jobs and you fix *a lot*. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Scott Wiener defeated California’s NIMBYs. Can he fix America’s housing crisis?
By running for Nancy Pelosi's House seat, he's putting the abundance theory to the test.
www.motherjones.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Met this dude Scott Weiner out n about a few years back before he was a state senator and he’s the real deal!
@jamellebouie.net this is not fair buddy! Normally I’m on the same page as you are, but not on this.
You & I both know that you have an advantage on him: black don’t crack!😜🤣
You & I both know that you have an advantage on him: black don’t crack!😜🤣
i wear tweed jackets and ties all the time and i look a solid 20 years younger than this guy
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@jamellebouie.net this is not fair buddy! Normally I’m on the same page as you are, but not on this.
You & I both know that you have an advantage on him: black don’t crack!😜🤣
You & I both know that you have an advantage on him: black don’t crack!😜🤣
Legion of Haters
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Legion of Haters
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
TIRED: the starving poor on SNAP
WIRED: the middle & upper class airline passengers no longer anxious over Thanksgiving flights
WIRED: the middle & upper class airline passengers no longer anxious over Thanksgiving flights
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM
TIRED: the starving poor on SNAP
WIRED: the middle & upper class airline passengers no longer anxious over Thanksgiving flights
WIRED: the middle & upper class airline passengers no longer anxious over Thanksgiving flights
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
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November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
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Spent 9 hrs in line at a food bank in Oakland yesterday. Ended up with just 3 soft avocados and a loaf of sprouted grain bread. Pretty much everyone behind me (dozens of people) ended up with just the bread and no avocados.
It’s a madhouse out there!
It’s a madhouse out there!
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Spent 9 hrs in line at a food bank in Oakland yesterday. Ended up with just 3 soft avocados and a loaf of sprouted grain bread. Pretty much everyone behind me (dozens of people) ended up with just the bread and no avocados.
It’s a madhouse out there!
It’s a madhouse out there!
Heh this is the first time in my life (at 46!) that I’m seeing one of my uncles work.
Uncle Ron was at our house all the time growing up. I didn’t know he was a famous pro wrestler until I was at university and someone mentioned he was their favorite wrestler ever.
Not my real uncle of course…🤣😎
Uncle Ron was at our house all the time growing up. I didn’t know he was a famous pro wrestler until I was at university and someone mentioned he was their favorite wrestler ever.
Not my real uncle of course…🤣😎
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Heh this is the first time in my life (at 46!) that I’m seeing one of my uncles work.
Uncle Ron was at our house all the time growing up. I didn’t know he was a famous pro wrestler until I was at university and someone mentioned he was their favorite wrestler ever.
Not my real uncle of course…🤣😎
Uncle Ron was at our house all the time growing up. I didn’t know he was a famous pro wrestler until I was at university and someone mentioned he was their favorite wrestler ever.
Not my real uncle of course…🤣😎
Yesterday made chicken & rice stew for 8 for $8 thanks to Bay Area Co-ops with bulk dry goods & spices +$5 chickens from Costco.
Today I am making a $9 tuna noodle casserole for 8.
#SNAPlessChronicles
Today I am making a $9 tuna noodle casserole for 8.
#SNAPlessChronicles
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Yesterday made chicken & rice stew for 8 for $8 thanks to Bay Area Co-ops with bulk dry goods & spices +$5 chickens from Costco.
Today I am making a $9 tuna noodle casserole for 8.
#SNAPlessChronicles
Today I am making a $9 tuna noodle casserole for 8.
#SNAPlessChronicles
