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Black, lawyer, husband, father, moron. He/him. In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings.
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FIRST GUY TO KILL SOMEONE WITH A CROSSBOW: [to other watchtower guard] bro you have to try this thing
December 28, 2024 at 1:56 PM
FIRST GUY TO KILL SOMEONE WITH A CROSSBOW: [to other watchtower guard] bro you have to try this thing
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me: he’s not evil exactly but he hates Christmas for his own reasons
french stepfather: he feels how you say? rejeté by ze Whos? spurned like a lover?
me: exactly
french stepfather: he feels how you say? rejeté by ze Whos? spurned like a lover?
me: exactly
December 25, 2024 at 3:00 AM
me: he’s not evil exactly but he hates Christmas for his own reasons
french stepfather: he feels how you say? rejeté by ze Whos? spurned like a lover?
me: exactly
french stepfather: he feels how you say? rejeté by ze Whos? spurned like a lover?
me: exactly
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Watching the Count of Monte Cristo, a movie about a man punished more than anyone else ever has been for the crime of being nice, much like my life
December 25, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Watching the Count of Monte Cristo, a movie about a man punished more than anyone else ever has been for the crime of being nice, much like my life
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Hell yes.
Biden Commutes 37 Death Sentences Ahead of Trump’s Plan to Resume Federal Executions www.nytimes.com/2024/12/23/u...
Biden Commutes 37 Death Sentences Ahead of Trump’s Plan to Resume Federal Executions www.nytimes.com/2024/12/23/u...
Biden Commutes 37 Death Sentences Ahead of Trump’s Plan to Resume Federal Executions
Those affected by the president’s action on Monday are still subject to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole. Three men will remain on federal death row.
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Hell yes.
Biden Commutes 37 Death Sentences Ahead of Trump’s Plan to Resume Federal Executions www.nytimes.com/2024/12/23/u...
Biden Commutes 37 Death Sentences Ahead of Trump’s Plan to Resume Federal Executions www.nytimes.com/2024/12/23/u...
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Swearengen: You yankton cocksuckers don't fully appreciate how the assfuckers become the ass fucked.
Me, quietly, to my wife: Yankton is in South Dakota.
Me, quietly, to my wife: Yankton is in South Dakota.
December 22, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Swearengen: You yankton cocksuckers don't fully appreciate how the assfuckers become the ass fucked.
Me, quietly, to my wife: Yankton is in South Dakota.
Me, quietly, to my wife: Yankton is in South Dakota.
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NIXON: i don't get it. his name is wint. why does everyone call him dril
HALDEMAN: *inaudible*
NIXON: Jesus Christ
HALDEMAN: *inaudible*
NIXON: Jesus Christ
December 20, 2024 at 11:00 PM
NIXON: i don't get it. his name is wint. why does everyone call him dril
HALDEMAN: *inaudible*
NIXON: Jesus Christ
HALDEMAN: *inaudible*
NIXON: Jesus Christ
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THE BONES ARE THEIR MONEY
December 21, 2024 at 6:08 AM
THE BONES ARE THEIR MONEY
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[playing disco elysium while skipping the dialog] this combat sucks
December 20, 2024 at 4:52 AM
[playing disco elysium while skipping the dialog] this combat sucks
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Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving
December 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving
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it’s unbelievable that democrats found their first good messaging cycle since the “weird” cycle
The “President Musk” rhetoric gained steam among Democrats after the billionaire helped kill the continuing resolution to keep the government open, voicing his opposition long before the president-elect did.
newrepublic.com/post/189580/...
newrepublic.com/post/189580/...
Trump Sure Seems Pissed at Elon Musk Over the Spending Bill
Donald Trump isn’t taking the “President Musk” rhetoric well at all.
newrepublic.com
December 19, 2024 at 11:58 PM
it’s unbelievable that democrats found their first good messaging cycle since the “weird” cycle
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I'd watch a show where it was Jordan Peterson trying to talk while 8 or 9 loud huskies constantly interrupted him
December 18, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I'd watch a show where it was Jordan Peterson trying to talk while 8 or 9 loud huskies constantly interrupted him
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Accountant: ok gross income looks good, what about any losses?
Willy Wonka: just those 4 kids lmao
Accountant: what
Willy Wonka: what
Willy Wonka: just those 4 kids lmao
Accountant: what
Willy Wonka: what
December 17, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Accountant: ok gross income looks good, what about any losses?
Willy Wonka: just those 4 kids lmao
Accountant: what
Willy Wonka: what
Willy Wonka: just those 4 kids lmao
Accountant: what
Willy Wonka: what
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glad blocklists exist but using them is just not my style. bespoke blocks only here. if i block it's because you disgusted me in a specific way, i personally reviewed your file, and i saw nothing to hope for
December 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
glad blocklists exist but using them is just not my style. bespoke blocks only here. if i block it's because you disgusted me in a specific way, i personally reviewed your file, and i saw nothing to hope for
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oh, your movie ends with the reveal that the characters are dolls in a child's toy box? oh wow the whole adventure took place in the limitless imagination of innocent youth? should we throw a party? should we invite Toei Animation?
December 17, 2024 at 6:13 PM
oh, your movie ends with the reveal that the characters are dolls in a child's toy box? oh wow the whole adventure took place in the limitless imagination of innocent youth? should we throw a party? should we invite Toei Animation?
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![The Guardian
Mushrooms communicate with each other using up to 50 'words', scientists say
James "Sonny" Crockett @aa... . 58m [mushroom group chat]
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My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 AM
My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
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Trying to write, thinking about Jordan Peterson doing the entire "after her changing, the dragon rampant, do you see?" speech from Manhunter.
December 13, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Trying to write, thinking about Jordan Peterson doing the entire "after her changing, the dragon rampant, do you see?" speech from Manhunter.