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Me: *talks about his real thoughts directly on the internet*
Also me: maybe I have been perceived too much now and I shall go off and build a cabin in the woods where no one can find me
Also me: maybe I have been perceived too much now and I shall go off and build a cabin in the woods where no one can find me
June 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Me: *talks about his real thoughts directly on the internet*
Also me: maybe I have been perceived too much now and I shall go off and build a cabin in the woods where no one can find me
Also me: maybe I have been perceived too much now and I shall go off and build a cabin in the woods where no one can find me
Y’all better prepare yourselves for #catcontent
June 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Y’all better prepare yourselves for #catcontent
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Remember StumbleUpon? It would never work now that there are only seven websites.
May 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Remember StumbleUpon? It would never work now that there are only seven websites.
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Thin mints are great but are there thick mints anywhere?
May 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Thin mints are great but are there thick mints anywhere?
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"Just leave it, bro, he ain't worth it"
April 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"Just leave it, bro, he ain't worth it"
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Happy Saturday!
April 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Happy Saturday!
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This all of you and your grilled cheese talks and debates 😅 and I’m here for it
April 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This all of you and your grilled cheese talks and debates 😅 and I’m here for it
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probably the biggest hole in my politics is that when there are intra-left fights spiraling i default to a manic AAAAHHH STOP! instead of anything helpful
April 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
probably the biggest hole in my politics is that when there are intra-left fights spiraling i default to a manic AAAAHHH STOP! instead of anything helpful
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*licks finger and puts it in the air*
Hmm things seem to be getting worse
Hmm things seem to be getting worse
April 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
*licks finger and puts it in the air*
Hmm things seem to be getting worse
Hmm things seem to be getting worse
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The absolute glory and promise of an old library binding 👑
April 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The absolute glory and promise of an old library binding 👑
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the enemy of my enemy kinda sucks too ngl
April 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
the enemy of my enemy kinda sucks too ngl
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Once again a TSA agent deemed me an idiot for not taking my iPad out of my bag on Friday and a different TSA agent deemed me an idiot for wasting time taking my laptop out of my bag on Sunday.
April 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Once again a TSA agent deemed me an idiot for not taking my iPad out of my bag on Friday and a different TSA agent deemed me an idiot for wasting time taking my laptop out of my bag on Sunday.
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sry I didn’t text u back, I was in international waters
March 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
sry I didn’t text u back, I was in international waters
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[watching literally anything on march 15th]
“you know, this is just like what happened with julius caesar”
“you know, this is just like what happened with julius caesar”
March 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
[watching literally anything on march 15th]
“you know, this is just like what happened with julius caesar”
“you know, this is just like what happened with julius caesar”
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As a break from news about a mercurial drug addict taking resources, for personal use, from critical, understaffed public services on which vulnerable people depend, I shall now watch this week's episode of The Pitt.
March 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
As a break from news about a mercurial drug addict taking resources, for personal use, from critical, understaffed public services on which vulnerable people depend, I shall now watch this week's episode of The Pitt.
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It’s gonna be real obvious on my first day of work that I lied on my résumé
March 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s gonna be real obvious on my first day of work that I lied on my résumé
Not “coolinary”?
The narrator of this audiobook pronounced “culinary school” as “kewlinary school” and I thought I was losing my mind
January 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Not “coolinary”?
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Every time I have horny thoughts a voice bubbles up in the back of my mind yelling “GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!”
January 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Every time I have horny thoughts a voice bubbles up in the back of my mind yelling “GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!”