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iCanCheckYourHead
@icancheckyourhead.bsky.social
Well travelled Oklahoman. I enjoy dark humor, my local pub, hanging out with my adult daughters at my living room tiki bar and getting to know fellow kind/empathetic people. Avoiding politics and trying to find smart folk to interact with here.
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Record cold temps is no match for a fluffy pooch puddle with his paws stuffed in the couch electric blanket.
#okwx

Solid livestream from Norman OK around OU campus of the snow for an on the ground record of this historic event! Just watching it listening to tunes a few drinks deep and it's treating me kindly.

PS. Don't go out there. It's not safe!

www.youtube.com/live/cVs2Lyb...
🔴Oklahoma Storm Chaser | Historic Winter Storm | LIVE Ground Truth
YouTube video by Connor Croff
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness.

You could be next.
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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the president has declared war on an american state and the leaders of the opposition wont shut the fuck up about retraining the stormtroopers
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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It’s one thing to conceive of ordering animal cadavers, it is another to be offered expedited shipping on them like they’re Black Friday deals
January 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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One thing I’ve done that’s improved literally every relationship I have, romantic, professional and platonic, is explicitly acknowledging when someone is right about something.
January 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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carrot cake is a breakfast vegetable
January 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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might fuck around and become a Cute Socks Guy
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Fun fact: The Earth’s atmosphere is absolute proof that force fields exist.
#sheildsforward
August 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@pabstblueribbon.bsky.social what does a guy gotta do to get his dystopian cyber security job fighting against AI salary replaced to just go spend time around the world in tents and post pictures of drinking PBR in increasingly exotic locations? Just ask?
August 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge

me: yeah

my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad

me: ok wait, that’s not really–

my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again

me: four loko
June 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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transcript in the alt text because this is too true and important to skip over.
April 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
@support.bsky.team
My profile lists 149 followers but when I actually go look in my profile I see roughly 40 actual accounts. It's entirely possible i've blocked that many porn bots but do blocked accounts increment the follower count?
February 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Record cold temps is no match for a fluffy pooch puddle with his paws stuffed in the couch electric blanket.
February 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Who wants to go in on a vomitorium with me?
February 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM