Joe Dirt
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Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.
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thinking about becoming a lovable scamp
January 20, 2026 at 11:28 PM
thinking about becoming a lovable scamp
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when u go from suckin one titty to the next thats called crossing the boobicon
January 16, 2026 at 4:28 PM
when u go from suckin one titty to the next thats called crossing the boobicon
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Murdering a wife and mother.
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Murdering a wife and mother.
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
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got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
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Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
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I happen to think that Rob Reiner had a much bigger cultural impact than Charlie Kirk did.
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I happen to think that Rob Reiner had a much bigger cultural impact than Charlie Kirk did.
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reverse cowgirl so we can both watch frankenstein
December 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
reverse cowgirl so we can both watch frankenstein
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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adhering to the gender binary is a cisyphean task
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
adhering to the gender binary is a cisyphean task
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PUT AWAY YOUR WAR SCYTHE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
PUT AWAY YOUR WAR SCYTHE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.
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If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
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When the movies so good you start calling it a *film*.
March 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
When the movies so good you start calling it a *film*.
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"Our new AI tool—"
"We've incorporated AI into—"
"This AI art—"
"We've incorporated AI into—"
"This AI art—"
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"Our new AI tool—"
"We've incorporated AI into—"
"This AI art—"
"We've incorporated AI into—"
"This AI art—"
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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no dont be aware of me
November 16, 2023 at 5:59 PM
no dont be aware of me
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Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
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never do business with family. or friends. or acquaintances or strangers. just lie still in a dewy glade until the screeching of locusts drives unto you the foretold ecstasies.
July 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
never do business with family. or friends. or acquaintances or strangers. just lie still in a dewy glade until the screeching of locusts drives unto you the foretold ecstasies.
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I'm loving how much of my timeline rn is people simultaneously saying "okay I know we like to fuck around here but for real everybody just block the white house"
October 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'm loving how much of my timeline rn is people simultaneously saying "okay I know we like to fuck around here but for real everybody just block the white house"
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everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr