#1 Clutch Fan
@ishotguydebord.bsky.social
Published photographer and writer. Ramen enthusiast.
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They're doing this to me later.
December 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
They're doing this to me later.
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Me, upon passing the pearly gates and entering into the presence of the Lord God on his throne with his son Jesus Christ, Salvator Mundi and Messiah, seated at his right hand: Well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers.
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Me, upon passing the pearly gates and entering into the presence of the Lord God on his throne with his son Jesus Christ, Salvator Mundi and Messiah, seated at his right hand: Well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers.
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December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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why bother getting up in the morning anymore
December 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
why bother getting up in the morning anymore
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you think i like clogging the toilet? uh, no, that’s why i always hold it until i can come over to your house to do it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
you think i like clogging the toilet? uh, no, that’s why i always hold it until i can come over to your house to do it.
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Any mail carrier who has been around since before our GPS enabled scanners can tell you all about the places they drank and the people they boned on the clock. Some stereotypes exist for a reason.
One lady in our office left her route when the wives on it found out what their husbands were up to
One lady in our office left her route when the wives on it found out what their husbands were up to
One of the things that irritates me about defunding the Post Office is that the Post Office is just a great place to go to. People getting presents, sending off Christmas letters, the hustle and bustle of American Capitalism, people meeting people, babes and hunks, get laid at the Post Office folks
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Any mail carrier who has been around since before our GPS enabled scanners can tell you all about the places they drank and the people they boned on the clock. Some stereotypes exist for a reason.
One lady in our office left her route when the wives on it found out what their husbands were up to
One lady in our office left her route when the wives on it found out what their husbands were up to
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On today's episode, we're joined by Tom from Anime Sickos and we talk the AI toy that teaches kids kinkplay, Mr. Beast's theme park, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, The Anime Web Turnpike and we ask the eternal question "May I Meet You?"
48minutesofdogsbarking.com
48minutesofdogsbarking.com
48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : The Podcast About The Internet
A podcast about the internet, crypto scams, shock sites and everything else online
48minutesofdogsbarking.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
On today's episode, we're joined by Tom from Anime Sickos and we talk the AI toy that teaches kids kinkplay, Mr. Beast's theme park, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, The Anime Web Turnpike and we ask the eternal question "May I Meet You?"
48minutesofdogsbarking.com
48minutesofdogsbarking.com
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I don't usually guest on other shows without my better half @ishotguydebord.bsky.social, but when Worker's Lit asks you to show up, you do, oh yes you do.
We’re joined by @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com of the @podcast.48minutesofdogsbarking.com and @midnightpals.bsky.social podcasts to discuss “the MAGA civil war,” MTG’s exit, goofy online reactions to Epstein, “the seditious six,” some awful news out of Texas, and Jacob’s college lore
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I don't usually guest on other shows without my better half @ishotguydebord.bsky.social, but when Worker's Lit asks you to show up, you do, oh yes you do.
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
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Jeffrey Epstein sitting in Professor X's Cerebro helmet to locate every sex offender on the planet and broadcast to them a single global telepathic pulse that says "i,,m the .email pedaphole"
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Jeffrey Epstein sitting in Professor X's Cerebro helmet to locate every sex offender on the planet and broadcast to them a single global telepathic pulse that says "i,,m the .email pedaphole"
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
Got to photograph Viagra Boys a couple nights ago. It was cool as hell.
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Got to photograph Viagra Boys a couple nights ago. It was cool as hell.
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“I can finally go do karate in the park. I can join a blue man group cover group. Or start one. We could make our own crop circles, blue style. Charge people to watch us from hot air balloons. What are you gonna do about it, newspaper man?”
ADAMS: Now “I don't have to deal with you guys, man. I can fly private now, I can go on a cruise, I can hang out in St. Bart.”
(via @nypost.com)
(via @nypost.com)
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“I can finally go do karate in the park. I can join a blue man group cover group. Or start one. We could make our own crop circles, blue style. Charge people to watch us from hot air balloons. What are you gonna do about it, newspaper man?”
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TELEMARKETER: (pulling up contact details purchased from some site I didn't care about) Hello? Is this Mr. Epstein speaking?
ME: Yes, this is the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein speaking.
TELEMARKETER: And do you still live at… "the website www․goatse․cx"?
ME: How may I delight you this evening?
ME: Yes, this is the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein speaking.
TELEMARKETER: And do you still live at… "the website www․goatse․cx"?
ME: How may I delight you this evening?
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
TELEMARKETER: (pulling up contact details purchased from some site I didn't care about) Hello? Is this Mr. Epstein speaking?
ME: Yes, this is the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein speaking.
TELEMARKETER: And do you still live at… "the website www․goatse․cx"?
ME: How may I delight you this evening?
ME: Yes, this is the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein speaking.
TELEMARKETER: And do you still live at… "the website www․goatse․cx"?
ME: How may I delight you this evening?
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
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They took the ephedrine out of diet pills and the dxm out of cough syrup and they added bitter flavor to duster and morning glory seeds and then they complain that nobody is going to the store enough
November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They took the ephedrine out of diet pills and the dxm out of cough syrup and they added bitter flavor to duster and morning glory seeds and then they complain that nobody is going to the store enough
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if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
Sorry for not skeeting much but over the summer I was hired by DAPRA and Bank of America to hunt down Whack Nicholson so they could analyze his brain. I had him cornered in the forests of Erie, Pennsylvania but then he started saying some weird incel shit and it put me in a coma.
October 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Sorry for not skeeting much but over the summer I was hired by DAPRA and Bank of America to hunt down Whack Nicholson so they could analyze his brain. I had him cornered in the forests of Erie, Pennsylvania but then he started saying some weird incel shit and it put me in a coma.
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the cybertruck is an appreciating asset in the sense that when I see one, I appreciate that I’m not a fucking idiot who would buy a cybertruck
October 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the cybertruck is an appreciating asset in the sense that when I see one, I appreciate that I’m not a fucking idiot who would buy a cybertruck
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Why would you tell the newspaper that your wife left you because you bought a cybertruck? And why are we not getting articles from her perspective instead. I bet she's doing great now!
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Why would you tell the newspaper that your wife left you because you bought a cybertruck? And why are we not getting articles from her perspective instead. I bet she's doing great now!
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mr president, they're out of food in portland. we know this because we've heard reports that they have been eating pussy
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
mr president, they're out of food in portland. we know this because we've heard reports that they have been eating pussy