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A turkey is a bad person.
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Would you believe she's not talking about her own columns...
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Would you believe she's not talking about her own columns...
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
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“Christmas Cracker” is what they call Santa Claus in England
December 21, 2024 at 3:05 AM
“Christmas Cracker” is what they call Santa Claus in England
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There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
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ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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You grew up with:
( . ) ( . )
I grew up with:
80085
We are not the same.
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I grew up with:
80085
We are not the same.
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You grew up with:
( . ) ( . )
I grew up with:
80085
We are not the same.
( . ) ( . )
I grew up with:
80085
We are not the same.
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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Horrific situation and truly FTP, as always great reporting by Smee
Hannah Clarke murders: Queensland police made potentially critical mistakes, new evidence reveals
Exclusive: Detectives investigated ‘veracity and motive’ of Brisbane woman’s allegations of domestic violence and coercive control – even after the horrifying attack that killed her and her children
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Horrific situation and truly FTP, as always great reporting by Smee
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Sadly Elon Musk has made me laugh exactly once, and I don't think it was deliberate.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sadly Elon Musk has made me laugh exactly once, and I don't think it was deliberate.
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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One thing that’s good is going to the pub on the way home from work.
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
One thing that’s good is going to the pub on the way home from work.
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this looks like shit!! amateur ass photoshop bevel and drop shadow, why? why do this? butterflies do not have rounded edges, they do not emanate a shadowy fog, it pisses me off more the longer i look at it
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
this looks like shit!! amateur ass photoshop bevel and drop shadow, why? why do this? butterflies do not have rounded edges, they do not emanate a shadowy fog, it pisses me off more the longer i look at it
The Andrew formerly known as Prince.
October 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Andrew formerly known as Prince.
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you have just described taxes
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
you have just described taxes
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
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In fairness, white people are extremely pedantic about distinctions like “first cousin, once removed” because they keep charts RE: which of their specific blood relatives are considered socially acceptable to fuck.
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In fairness, white people are extremely pedantic about distinctions like “first cousin, once removed” because they keep charts RE: which of their specific blood relatives are considered socially acceptable to fuck.
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had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again
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How your email finds me.
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
How your email finds me.
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