Jared What?
@jaredlwhite.bsky.social
What are you, some kind of tough guy?
How to train in vain.
how to train your wreck
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
How to train in vain.
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Flogging Molly
Jack Johnson
CAKE
Toots and the Maytals
Trampled by Turtles
Flogging Molly
Jack Johnson
CAKE
Toots and the Maytals
Trampled by Turtles
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Explosions in the Sky
Guster
Switchfoot
The Faint
The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Goddesses
Explosions in the Sky
Guster
Switchfoot
The Faint
The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Goddesses
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Powerwolf
Alison Krauss and Union Station
Weird Al
Everything Is Terrible! (well, sort of a concert, does that count?)
Dragonforce
bonus upcoming:
Rush (Fifty Something Tour in LA, June 11)
Powerwolf
Alison Krauss and Union Station
Weird Al
Everything Is Terrible! (well, sort of a concert, does that count?)
Dragonforce
bonus upcoming:
Rush (Fifty Something Tour in LA, June 11)
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Flogging Molly
Jack Johnson
CAKE
Toots and the Maytals
Trampled by Turtles
Flogging Molly
Jack Johnson
CAKE
Toots and the Maytals
Trampled by Turtles
Krav maga? More like Jew Jitsu.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Krav maga? More like Jew Jitsu.
I feel like Clay Higgins was the first republican to vote about the epstien files. And then he sat there, his stomach turning, waiting for someone to follow suit, but they didn't. Fuck that guy.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I feel like Clay Higgins was the first republican to vote about the epstien files. And then he sat there, his stomach turning, waiting for someone to follow suit, but they didn't. Fuck that guy.
If you see this, post a bird.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If you see this, post a bird.
You're at the jungle.
I need you at paradise city.
I need you at paradise city.
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
You're at the jungle.
I need you at paradise city.
I need you at paradise city.
After watching a compilation of Eric Adams quotes, I do believe he will someday be a republican president.
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
After watching a compilation of Eric Adams quotes, I do believe he will someday be a republican president.
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
what's the worst food to eat while driving?
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
What's the first rule of the fraternal order of oddfellows?
you don't hear much from the order of oddfellows anymore. suspicious. the fuck they up to.
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What's the first rule of the fraternal order of oddfellows?
... Elon, buddy, you could eliminate poverty. With your money.
also: I have wondered for years if there is any level of behavior or flat out lying that will get the tech press to stop writing "elon musk says thing" into headlines and the answer is clearly no
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
... Elon, buddy, you could eliminate poverty. With your money.
Welp, barring a complete collapse of society and a return to the dark ages, I'm calling this as the beginning of the end of humans. We had a good run. Granted, we've been dying since we were born, but I believe we are at a point of no return.
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Welp, barring a complete collapse of society and a return to the dark ages, I'm calling this as the beginning of the end of humans. We had a good run. Granted, we've been dying since we were born, but I believe we are at a point of no return.
Sounds like we need to get the band back together for one last gig.
We need to save the fuckeng earth!
October 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sounds like we need to get the band back together for one last gig.
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what the green flag means at a NASCAR race
October 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
what the green flag means at a NASCAR race
More like "stanktitty" of marriage. Oh! Got 'em!
September 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
More like "stanktitty" of marriage. Oh! Got 'em!
I'll start going to church when they pay me 10% of their income.
I'll start going to church when they have free wifi and recreational drugs.
i’ll start going to church when I find one that has a ball pit
September 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'll start going to church when they pay me 10% of their income.
Still here? Maybe next rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Still here? Maybe next rapture.
If I had known that internet gambling ads were going to be so ubiquitous, I would have voted no.
About to watch 10 straight hours of gambling ads
September 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If I had known that internet gambling ads were going to be so ubiquitous, I would have voted no.
Fantasy football is Pokémon for sports nerds.
Fantasy Football Draft Good Excuse To See How Weird-Looking Everyone Getting
Fantasy Football Draft Good Excuse To See How Weird-Looking Everyone Getting
SAN DIEGO—Calling the in-person gathering an exciting chance to check in on old friends, local resident Anthony Crews told reporters Thursday that this week’s in-person fantasy football draft had been...
theonion.com
September 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fantasy football is Pokémon for sports nerds.
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Israeli army database suggests at least 83% of Gaza dead were civilians
Classified intelligence from May reveals Israel believed it had killed ~8,900 militants in Gaza, indicating a proportion of civilian slaughter with few parallels in modern warfare.
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
Classified intelligence from May reveals Israel believed it had killed ~8,900 militants in Gaza, indicating a proportion of civilian slaughter with few parallels in modern warfare.
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
IDF database suggests 83% of Gaza dead were civilians
Classified intelligence reveals Israel killed 8,900 militants by May, indicating an almost unparalleled proportion of civilian slaughter.
www.972mag.com
August 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Israeli army database suggests at least 83% of Gaza dead were civilians
Classified intelligence from May reveals Israel believed it had killed ~8,900 militants in Gaza, indicating a proportion of civilian slaughter with few parallels in modern warfare.
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
Classified intelligence from May reveals Israel believed it had killed ~8,900 militants in Gaza, indicating a proportion of civilian slaughter with few parallels in modern warfare.
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
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Reminder that in 2021, Senate Republicans filibustered a bill by Democrats that would have banned partisan gerrymandering of congressional districts.
August 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Reminder that in 2021, Senate Republicans filibustered a bill by Democrats that would have banned partisan gerrymandering of congressional districts.
BIG BALLS BEATEN BY BAND OF BRIGANDS! 2 ARRESTED! TRUMP TURNS TYRANNICAL, ORDERS ARMY TO OCCUPY WASHINGTON D.C.! WHERE ARE OUR 2A HEROES IN OUR TIME OF NEED?! "WE THE PEOPLE ARE PISSED?" "LIVE FREE OR DIE?" "Don't tread on me?" Hello? Is this thing on? Photo courtesy of the onion.
August 14, 2025 at 7:13 AM
BIG BALLS BEATEN BY BAND OF BRIGANDS! 2 ARRESTED! TRUMP TURNS TYRANNICAL, ORDERS ARMY TO OCCUPY WASHINGTON D.C.! WHERE ARE OUR 2A HEROES IN OUR TIME OF NEED?! "WE THE PEOPLE ARE PISSED?" "LIVE FREE OR DIE?" "Don't tread on me?" Hello? Is this thing on? Photo courtesy of the onion.
Same.
i entered last week very skeptical about Epstein conspiracy theories and now I'm wondering if Trump personally walked into the jail and killed him
July 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Same.