Jason Kyle
jasonkyle.bsky.social
Jason Kyle
@jasonkyle.bsky.social
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There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in.
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.

ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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it's the healthiest thing we can do for the internet!!!

y'all can get started for free on neocities!! it's like geocities but now!!! neocities.org go get started!!!
Neocities
Create and surf awesome websites for free.
neocities.org
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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In 2013, the late-lamented Blum gallery (Blum & Poe) showed one of our century's greatest sculptures, Darren Bader's 'rug and/with tripod and/with sous chef'
July 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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If you can’t handle me at my Dance Yourself Clean 0:00-3:05 you don’t deserve me at my Dance Yourself Clean 3:06-8:56
May 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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My sister is a Jet Blue pilot. As kids, we both got really fucking good at Super Mario Bros 3. We've gotten every white mushroom house & treasure ship. We've beat it more times than we can count.

She just found out she's about to fly the MARIO PLANE. www.travelandleisure.com/jetblue-supe...
April 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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But doctor I *am* Tom Tomorrow
April 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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does anyone remember shopping at the goss avenue kroger in louisville, kentucky and finding a can of tomato sauce in their groceries that they didn’t buy? i think i bought one and accidentally left it at the u-scan. this would have been in 2011 or so
March 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Egg shelves, Whole Foods
February 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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the only thing i think sam altman and elon musk are right about are their opinions about each other
February 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Wired’s coverage these last two weeks has been exceptional. Truly the best kind of reporting. A worthy place for your subscription dollars.
DOGE operative Marko Elez got the ability to alter US Treasury payment system code on Feb 1, WIRED's sources say.

For days, Trump officials fed members of Congress and the press a different story.

Elez is out now for posts reading "I was racist before it was cool" and "normalize Indian hate."
The US Treasury Claimed DOGE Technologist Didn’t Have ‘Write Access’ When He Actually Did
Sources tell WIRED that the ability of DOGE's Marko Elez to alter code controlling trillions in federal spending was rescinded days after US Treasury and White House officials said it didn't exist.
www.wired.com
February 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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"Musk just isn't a very smart or principled guy, and has been insulated from any accountability by his wealth for long enough that he has liquefied into a slurry of his defects" defector.com/billionaire-...
Billionaire Dipshit And His Strike Team Of Greasy Beavises Are Stripping The Wires From The Federal Government | Defector
The most important thing to know about both the chittering Renfields gnawing through the ductwork of the American administrative state and the billionaire sociopath they serve is that they don’t care....
defector.com
February 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Delighted (and surprised!) to find The Parliament on the Locus Recommended Reading List, in truly unbelievable company.
February 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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There has never been a better time to open a crappy amusement park where the rides kill people
January 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Guy who spent the past four years feverishly scanning government websites so he could blame every fire, earthquake, bridge collapse, and hurricane on the closest nearby woman/black person/gay person so he could call them a DEI hire: look now is not the time for blame.
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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bird sounds
November 16, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech
November 16, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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I’m not feeling much like self-promotion at the moment, but The Parliament comes out in paperback on 12/3, and my copies came today. It’s a book about an incomprehensible terror that descends upon strangers who must band together to protect the vulnerable.
November 9, 2024 at 4:19 PM