Jason Shamblin
@jasonshamblin.bsky.social
Video games, Formula 1, TTRPGs, Travel
"In his defense, Your Honor, my client temporarily shook off the chains of logic and reason and triggered his Dark Awakening."
"Counselor, your client had just imbibed no less than 17 various liquors at a single bar."
"Only for the achievement, Your Honor!"
I love the Yakuza series!
"Counselor, your client had just imbibed no less than 17 various liquors at a single bar."
"Only for the achievement, Your Honor!"
I love the Yakuza series!
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
"In his defense, Your Honor, my client temporarily shook off the chains of logic and reason and triggered his Dark Awakening."
"Counselor, your client had just imbibed no less than 17 various liquors at a single bar."
"Only for the achievement, Your Honor!"
I love the Yakuza series!
"Counselor, your client had just imbibed no less than 17 various liquors at a single bar."
"Only for the achievement, Your Honor!"
I love the Yakuza series!
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Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
July 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
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Sitting around a bonfire while fireworks go off around us talking about which fictional characters could wield the Soul Edge without being corrupted.
(Unanimous agreement on Kiryu)
(Unanimous agreement on Kiryu)
July 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sitting around a bonfire while fireworks go off around us talking about which fictional characters could wield the Soul Edge without being corrupted.
(Unanimous agreement on Kiryu)
(Unanimous agreement on Kiryu)
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Surprisingly effective things Zohran Mamdani ran on:
-free buses
-rent freeze
-halal cart for $8 instead of $10
-taxing the 1%
-no cost childcare
-city-owned grocery stores
-a Department Of Community Safety for mental health programs and crisis response
-building affordable housing
-why Cuomo sucks
-free buses
-rent freeze
-halal cart for $8 instead of $10
-taxing the 1%
-no cost childcare
-city-owned grocery stores
-a Department Of Community Safety for mental health programs and crisis response
-building affordable housing
-why Cuomo sucks
June 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Surprisingly effective things Zohran Mamdani ran on:
-free buses
-rent freeze
-halal cart for $8 instead of $10
-taxing the 1%
-no cost childcare
-city-owned grocery stores
-a Department Of Community Safety for mental health programs and crisis response
-building affordable housing
-why Cuomo sucks
-free buses
-rent freeze
-halal cart for $8 instead of $10
-taxing the 1%
-no cost childcare
-city-owned grocery stores
-a Department Of Community Safety for mental health programs and crisis response
-building affordable housing
-why Cuomo sucks
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I will not listen carefully and I do not care if your menu options have changed
May 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I will not listen carefully and I do not care if your menu options have changed
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We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
April 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
#MarathontheGame
Extraction Shooter! ✅
Bungie Gunplay ✅
Hero Shooter ❌
100% Team Focused ❌
Everything is NEON 🤢🤮❌
Can’t believe it’s been 10 Years since The Division and Tarkov brought us the Extraction Shooter & no one has exceeded either of them
Extraction Shooter! ✅
Bungie Gunplay ✅
Hero Shooter ❌
100% Team Focused ❌
Everything is NEON 🤢🤮❌
Can’t believe it’s been 10 Years since The Division and Tarkov brought us the Extraction Shooter & no one has exceeded either of them
April 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
#MarathontheGame
Extraction Shooter! ✅
Bungie Gunplay ✅
Hero Shooter ❌
100% Team Focused ❌
Everything is NEON 🤢🤮❌
Can’t believe it’s been 10 Years since The Division and Tarkov brought us the Extraction Shooter & no one has exceeded either of them
Extraction Shooter! ✅
Bungie Gunplay ✅
Hero Shooter ❌
100% Team Focused ❌
Everything is NEON 🤢🤮❌
Can’t believe it’s been 10 Years since The Division and Tarkov brought us the Extraction Shooter & no one has exceeded either of them
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The secret is to remember that a houseboat answers the question "What if a building had hunger and thirst meters?"
April 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The secret is to remember that a houseboat answers the question "What if a building had hunger and thirst meters?"
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I'm trying to think of a bigger red flag for a car company than 'won't accept their own cars as a trade-in'.
April 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm trying to think of a bigger red flag for a car company than 'won't accept their own cars as a trade-in'.
Spent a bit of Saturday down at the DC Wharf
Was a great day to be out and about
Was a great day to be out and about
April 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Spent a bit of Saturday down at the DC Wharf
Was a great day to be out and about
Was a great day to be out and about
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Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
Duskbloods better be console exclusive and still coming to PC, otherwise FromSoftware has learned nothing from the Bloodborne/Sony fiasco
April 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Duskbloods better be console exclusive and still coming to PC, otherwise FromSoftware has learned nothing from the Bloodborne/Sony fiasco
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Corey Booker is on the senate floor explaining the difference between Big Boss and Venom Snake.
corey booker is on the senate floor explaining who W.D. Gaster is
April 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Corey Booker is on the senate floor explaining the difference between Big Boss and Venom Snake.
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No smart people are ever coming to this broken country again. Until we bash the fash of course. We should start that soon.
This is the text of the email just sent to hundreds of international students telling them that their visas have been revoked due to activism or social media posts.
March 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
No smart people are ever coming to this broken country again. Until we bash the fash of course. We should start that soon.
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I love this Jeff Gerstmann aside, talking about the original Legend of Zelda very honestly which kinda brings out the difference between "The game made you do this" and "The game made you WANT to do this"
youtu.be/yEJKzIhxai0?...
youtu.be/yEJKzIhxai0?...
March 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I love this Jeff Gerstmann aside, talking about the original Legend of Zelda very honestly which kinda brings out the difference between "The game made you do this" and "The game made you WANT to do this"
youtu.be/yEJKzIhxai0?...
youtu.be/yEJKzIhxai0?...
This series is already a classic and we’re only halfway done!
Our Dwarf Fortress series continues with a look into the 16 year freeware era of the game, the community that grew around it, and the real life circumstances that pushed the brothers to create a commercial version.
WATCH HERE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiNe...
WATCH HERE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiNe...
March 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
This series is already a classic and we’re only halfway done!
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well this is just wonderful
March 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
well this is just wonderful
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We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
March 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
If you’re cycling on DC city streets, you still have to stop at a four way
Your little hand signals aren’t going to stop a bus
You aren’t Yoda
Your little hand signals aren’t going to stop a bus
You aren’t Yoda
March 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If you’re cycling on DC city streets, you still have to stop at a four way
Your little hand signals aren’t going to stop a bus
You aren’t Yoda
Your little hand signals aren’t going to stop a bus
You aren’t Yoda
Someone is out there with an Excel spreadsheet and their third cup of coffee trying to sort this mess
#F1 #F1fantasy
#F1 #F1fantasy
March 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Someone is out there with an Excel spreadsheet and their third cup of coffee trying to sort this mess
#F1 #F1fantasy
#F1 #F1fantasy
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my favorite thing about pyre is how you can suck ass at the main mechanic and still have a meaningful time
I love all of SuperGiant's games and Pyre being their least popular is criminal because it is by and large the most unique (and easily my favorite). It's a lot of reading but it is so worth it, with a lot of cool, very impactful choices and a ""combat"" system of ritualistic basketball it is so cool
Pyre is $3.99 on GOG buff.ly/L2IYoia
March 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
my favorite thing about pyre is how you can suck ass at the main mechanic and still have a meaningful time
If @f1tv.bsky.social is going to keep handing out arbitrary points based on fan votes, at least make an award for Radio Exchange of the Day
Give LeClerc his 10 points!
#F1 #MustBeTheWater
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Give LeClerc his 10 points!
#F1 #MustBeTheWater
youtube.com/shorts/nCoxN...
Words Of Wisdom 🤣
YouTube video by FORMULA 1
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March 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If @f1tv.bsky.social is going to keep handing out arbitrary points based on fan votes, at least make an award for Radio Exchange of the Day
Give LeClerc his 10 points!
#F1 #MustBeTheWater
youtube.com/shorts/nCoxN...
Give LeClerc his 10 points!
#F1 #MustBeTheWater
youtube.com/shorts/nCoxN...