jasper
jassperr.bsky.social
jasper
@jassperr.bsky.social
32 • they/them • acab • free palestine • no terfs, no swerfs
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URGENT AID REQUEST

A sublet is being held for me(!) but i dont yet have funds to cover rent for it + my storage unit (still applying for jobs)

if folks could help & share, it’d go a long way to keeping me housed thru winter! There is an immediate goal (by Saturday) and overall goal (before Feb)💚
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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anyway if you work at the syndicate get in touch
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Honestly cannot fix this for my family by myself, which is why I’m asking for help. It’s super important for them to fully pay the rent because the longer the delay, the higher the chance of eviction. Housing security is necessary for any kind of stability.
I spent this morning thanking people for donating to our crisis. Which is still ongoing. We've raised about ~$200/$900. This will help a little, but we do need more help. Please any assistance is beyond appreciated. Any repost, donations and even well wishes.

gofund.me/b23c4d16d
Donate to Keep a Roof Over a Family in Need, organized by Christabel Byrd
Update: This evening after a lot of thinking and talking over the budget with the fa… Christabel Byrd needs your support for Keep a Roof Over a Family in Need
gofund.me
January 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Kate Bush if she wrote the song in 2025
Bought a scooter to go up the hill but the scooter won’t go up the hill!!!
January 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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My love language is reading the phrase "love language", looking it up, discovering it's some American Christian thing, saying aloud "who am I, Billy Graham?" and watching the movie "Ronin" (1998, Directed by John Frankenhiemer) instead.
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 AM
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I teach bystander intervention for a living and have taught de-escalation to law enforcement.

Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
January 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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when i have a breakthrough in therapy
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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I decided to close the fundraiser from the writers conference and start fresh.

This is really important.

My daughter is terrified and I am on the other side of the ocean. Until I can get an early flight home, I need your help.

Thank you.

gofund.me/5267910de
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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💸💕🏳️‍⚧️ this is extremely urgent.

abscess can lead to sepsis. Please help wylder survive if you're able.
Begging moots and followers to have the 'I should help with what I can while folks are alive' Eureka-moment BEFORE I die of an inflamed abscess.
linktr.ee/wylder
Save Wylder & his loved ones? | Linktree
🏳️‍🌈43 🏳️‍⚧️He/They ♿Disabled ♾️AuDHD 🖖Geek 💜Surviving on kind donations🙏
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October 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Those that back the fuck away from Omelas.
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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*Bane voice* Ah, I have found you on Linkedin!
October 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."
October 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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every social platform goes through:

1. inception - invite a handful of people to promote fomo

2. early growth - all the lbgtq & SWers show up to add coolness & legitimacy

3. late growth - mass appeal to casual users

(you are here)

4. purge - lgbtq/SWers get pushed off by repressive policies
October 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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🚨🚨 My dear friend and fellow academic, the Palestinian American sociologist @emanabdelhadi.bsky.social has been taken by the Cook County Sheriff near Chicago. They have not mirandized her. Please signal boost. All eyes on Broadview for Eman and the community she was defending 🚨🚨
October 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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“we heard tale of expanding the tent”
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM