Jay
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Wallace Stevens said "let be be the finale of seem" but Rebirth always told me "do watcha wanna"
pruning all the brown leaves off my houseplants the night before a guest comes like “DON’T FUCKING EMBARRASS ME OR I SWEAR TO GOD”
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
pruning all the brown leaves off my houseplants the night before a guest comes like “DON’T FUCKING EMBARRASS ME OR I SWEAR TO GOD”
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You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake
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I actually really love finding out so getting to fuck around beforehand is just a bonus
August 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I actually really love finding out so getting to fuck around beforehand is just a bonus
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Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
June 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
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MICHAEL STIPE: (roasting you) Egypt was troubled by your horrible ass
October 11, 2023 at 12:53 AM
MICHAEL STIPE: (roasting you) Egypt was troubled by your horrible ass
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From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this
March 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this
This but Porkin’ Across America
What I really want to know about the longterm strength and viability of The Onion is what would it take to get them back to the production capacity required to make something like Sex House again
April 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This but Porkin’ Across America
LRT As a K-12 person I can attest that “the Kobayashi Maru serves no pedagogical purpose” to “the Kobayashi Maru is pedagogically critical” pipeline is very real
April 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
LRT As a K-12 person I can attest that “the Kobayashi Maru serves no pedagogical purpose” to “the Kobayashi Maru is pedagogically critical” pipeline is very real
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a major issue with video games is that they produce a bunch of people who consider themselves brain geniuses for solving problems that were designed to be solvable. as a remedy, we should be making more games that are actively and irreconcilably hostile to the player. thank you
April 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
a major issue with video games is that they produce a bunch of people who consider themselves brain geniuses for solving problems that were designed to be solvable. as a remedy, we should be making more games that are actively and irreconcilably hostile to the player. thank you
he’s a 10 but he’s Br*t*sh 🤢
April 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
he’s a 10 but he’s Br*t*sh 🤢
Spent the afternoon at the zoo that makes you buy it. Broke as shit now
March 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Spent the afternoon at the zoo that makes you buy it. Broke as shit now
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Jokes on them, I’m well versed in school abolition theory in that I’ve read Reason magazine, CATO, and Bill Gates’ sponsored pro charter school media
March 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Jokes on them, I’m well versed in school abolition theory in that I’ve read Reason magazine, CATO, and Bill Gates’ sponsored pro charter school media
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if you want my body and you think i'm sexy turn to page 41
if you want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 58
if you don’t want my body and you think i’m sexy turn to page 72
if you don't want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 90
if you want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 58
if you don’t want my body and you think i’m sexy turn to page 72
if you don't want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 90
June 23, 2023 at 4:31 PM
if you want my body and you think i'm sexy turn to page 41
if you want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 58
if you don’t want my body and you think i’m sexy turn to page 72
if you don't want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 90
if you want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 58
if you don’t want my body and you think i’m sexy turn to page 72
if you don't want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 90
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my woke DM yelling at me again about how wrong it is to have a race of inherently bestial, violent, greedy savages who by their nature and presence befoul the lands they spread through. i had to point out AGAIN that the British do in fact exist and aren't fictional
July 8, 2024 at 7:36 PM
my woke DM yelling at me again about how wrong it is to have a race of inherently bestial, violent, greedy savages who by their nature and presence befoul the lands they spread through. i had to point out AGAIN that the British do in fact exist and aren't fictional
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I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished.
Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts.
#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls
Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts.
#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls
January 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished.
Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts.
#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls
Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts.
#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls
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I don’t ever want to watch a video please don’t make me watch a video
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I don’t ever want to watch a video please don’t make me watch a video
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look i made it the 1979 ibm warning
January 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
look i made it the 1979 ibm warning
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Number Four, please approach the glass window and say "Ayyyyyyyyy"
December 9, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Number Four, please approach the glass window and say "Ayyyyyyyyy"
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well