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Before you ask me for advice, you should know that I just saw a sign on a fence that said "Not ice" and thought "Who would think this was ice?" before realizing it said "Notice".
January 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Before you ask me for advice, you should know that I just saw a sign on a fence that said "Not ice" and thought "Who would think this was ice?" before realizing it said "Notice".
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Dishwasher is broken. Using a fireplace poker and barbecue tongs to eat spaghetti off a wall clock
January 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Dishwasher is broken. Using a fireplace poker and barbecue tongs to eat spaghetti off a wall clock
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there's a gay clown inside of you. set him free
January 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
there's a gay clown inside of you. set him free
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we've introduced spray bottles for misbehaving kittens and the only thing that's changed is that now my cat is constantly soaked while he's committing crimes
January 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
we've introduced spray bottles for misbehaving kittens and the only thing that's changed is that now my cat is constantly soaked while he's committing crimes
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Every morning I take my dog outside so she can 3D-print something horrible.
January 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Every morning I take my dog outside so she can 3D-print something horrible.
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She's refusing to come inside. Pretty sure she's gonna disappear into the snow by the end of the day lol
January 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
She's refusing to come inside. Pretty sure she's gonna disappear into the snow by the end of the day lol
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I keep trying to play Stardew Valley to relax only to get stressed out by planning the days for maximum farm efficiency and worrying about getting all the chores packed into the days. It's a more stressful game to me than Elden Ring or any survival horror game
January 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I keep trying to play Stardew Valley to relax only to get stressed out by planning the days for maximum farm efficiency and worrying about getting all the chores packed into the days. It's a more stressful game to me than Elden Ring or any survival horror game
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Behaviores Report; 95% goode, 5% went behinde tVee
January 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Behaviores Report; 95% goode, 5% went behinde tVee
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This is Maisy. She gets an additional party hat for each birthday, and she just turned nine. 13/10 may this tradition go on forever
January 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This is Maisy. She gets an additional party hat for each birthday, and she just turned nine. 13/10 may this tradition go on forever
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This is a reminder that if your birth family is toxic, cutting them out of your life may be necessary for self preservation. You don't deserve to be abused just because your abuser shares some of your genetic code. ❤️🙏.
This message is fully embraced by Dr. Bowie the squeaky therapist.
This message is fully embraced by Dr. Bowie the squeaky therapist.
January 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is a reminder that if your birth family is toxic, cutting them out of your life may be necessary for self preservation. You don't deserve to be abused just because your abuser shares some of your genetic code. ❤️🙏.
This message is fully embraced by Dr. Bowie the squeaky therapist.
This message is fully embraced by Dr. Bowie the squeaky therapist.
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With the Zuck “free speech” announcement, maybe I’ll start spending more time here! 🐾
January 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
With the Zuck “free speech” announcement, maybe I’ll start spending more time here! 🐾
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Hallo tha graveyardshift! Heer is flashbak vintadge archival babbyGonz fore yu!
January 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Hallo tha graveyardshift! Heer is flashbak vintadge archival babbyGonz fore yu!
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The voids have adopted their Laaaaaadies pose.
January 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The voids have adopted their Laaaaaadies pose.
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Winky helping me pack up a commission earlier.
#BigHelpIrving
#BigHelpIrving
January 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Winky helping me pack up a commission earlier.
#BigHelpIrving
#BigHelpIrving
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There’s nothing cuter in the world than Eero yelling at you because he wants head butts
January 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
There’s nothing cuter in the world than Eero yelling at you because he wants head butts
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When I have treats
January 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
When I have treats
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Andy is so deeply asleep
January 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Andy is so deeply asleep
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From the artist Luke McGarry
November 4, 2024 at 4:29 PM
From the artist Luke McGarry
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November 3, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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woah.
November 3, 2024 at 6:51 PM
woah.
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